| Hard Science
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Hard Science is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires Professor Werner von Brawn to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark
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What's this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected!
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While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other.
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Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider...
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| Task: "Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem". The job takes place at the University of Heidelberg or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark
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This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?!
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Don't be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You've been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers...
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Maybe try attacking the rasslin' and sciencing together and see where that takes you!
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Yes...yes, that might work!
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Um, why are you staring at me like that?
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| Task: "Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson". The job takes place at the University of Heidelberg or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Hmmm... those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull.
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But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve.
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Try solving my fractured fibulas hoy-flavin!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark
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Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let's try it!
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But I'm still healing from your last inspiration.
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But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime!
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Mhoyvin! It sounds painful.
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| Task: "Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime". The job takes place at the University of Heidelberg or a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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Bah! This isn't how spacetime curves.
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This isn't how my back curves either!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark
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A breakthrough! This one is a guaranteed Nobel Prize winner!
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Not again!
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One word: Cavity Optomechanics!
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My cavities are off limits to science and wrestling!
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Hey wait -- come back!
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Task: "Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, the Backyard Wrestling Ring, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Run Away From Werner Von Brawn". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, the Backyard Wrestling Ring, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Now that's what I call a spatial superposition!
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*whimper* I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark
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What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again!
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On the bright side, you're nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.
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WOO! Victory slam!
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Oy-NOOO!
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| Task: "Make Werner von Brawn Taunt Opponents With His Muscles". The job takes place at Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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