| Of Hosses and Hookers
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Of Hosses and Hookers is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between April 26, 2020 and May 13, 2020
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Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!
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Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.
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Don't look that up.
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Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x200).
Task: "Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns" (x5). The jobs take place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Town Hall Trashed by Partying
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!
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I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There's just a handful of us left.
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And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.
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I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.
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You just got yourself a wrestling match!
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Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x100).
Task: "Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Captain Flag is owned: Task: "Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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And that's another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!
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God bless America and smart phones! I'm putting that right on ViewTube.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 2
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We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!
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I thought they were your new heroes.
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They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie's autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman's Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.
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I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!
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Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!
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"Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle."
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Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!
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I can't help. I'm a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Backyard Wrestling Ring
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| After completing Pt. 3
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A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er... I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?
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AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!
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What we should do is meditate on this together.
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Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?
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I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.
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To be fair, I'm going to beat you both up!
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That IS fair.
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Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x150).
Task: "Make Bart Get Beat Up". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Get Beat Up". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I'm sorry you got beat up on my account.
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Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?
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... Nah, he's got nothing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Party Limo
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| After completing Pt. 4
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But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn't Buddha say, "If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind"?
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He said that?
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He also said, "Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes."
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Boy, this guy sure wouldn't stop talking.
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Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x150).
Task: "Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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You have moved me!
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With the words of Buddha?
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No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.
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Does that mean you're going to help us?
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Well let's just say...IT'S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Dr. Bonebreak
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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| Gather Foam Fingers
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns
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4h
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Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Search Stadium Parking Lots for Foam Fingers
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The Beefy Bishop, Rumbleina, Professor Werner von Brawn
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Stadium Entrance, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Sumo Stadium, Brown House
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8, 70
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