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Regrets, That's All I've Got
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| Regrets, That's All I've Got
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Regrets, That's All I've Got is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires The Ghost of Christmas Past to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark
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Mr. Burns, you will come with me! We shall travel through your past, revealing the error of your ways!
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Is it Christmas again?
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It is! Despair! Oh, desp--
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Every year I tell you I have no regrets, yet you persist. Smithers! Fetch the vacuum cleaner!
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You have exploited the poor, trampled upon your loyal employees, and turned your back on love!
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I thought you were here to teach me a lesson, not rattle off a list of my proudest achievements.
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Uhhh...
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YES?
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Well, that's all I've got, really...
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| Task: "Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Try to Win an Argument". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Didn't you once tear down an orphanage to build a for-profit retirement community?
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One group was abandoned by their parents, the other by their children. It's a wash in the end, isn't it?
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Come on. Open up! Everyone has regrets.
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Even you?
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Well, no. At least... I don't think I'm allowed to talk about them...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark
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I suppose I DO regret that no one has ever asked me what I regret.
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That's weak sauce. Spill the beans! Give us something juicy, phantom!
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Geez... I don't know... I'm drawing a blank here.
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Hypocrite! "Everyone has regrets", you say. "Atone for your sins", you whine. Practice what you preach!
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I'm trying. I really am. See, when you become a ghost, there's this sort of veil that descends between you and your past, and--
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Oh, is this the part where you explain the rules of the spirit world? Well, guess what? I don't care! No one cares!
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Okay, okay. Let me think, here...
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| Task: "Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Dwell on the Past". The job takes 4 hours.
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I've revisited my entire existence. There's nothing I regret.
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If you have no regrets, then perhaps you've never really lived, eh?
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Whoa. Whoa, that's heavy.
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Hey! It's never too late to do something you'll regret.
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Rogues night out! Smithers, get the oxygen tank and the thousand dollar bills. Let's raise hell!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark
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What shall we do first? Haunt a graveyard? Try on new lengths of chain?
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None of your undead nonsense for us. Tonight, we LIVE. Smithers, what is the worst, most disreputable place in town?
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| Task: "Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Visit Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Another round?
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*hic* Smithers, what is this swill you gave me? It's utterly revolting.
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They call it "beer", sir. And I think you've had enough.
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A second shot glass won't kill me... *snore*
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Poor, adorable Mr. Burns. Wait here, I'll bring the car around.
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*ominous laugh* At last, Montgomery, we are alone. Now, to my true purpose!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark
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Psst! Wake up, Montgomery! We've business to attend to.
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*hic* I like business...
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Of course you do. Now, I just need your signature on a few documents...
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First, this generous donation to an environmental charity...
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...Next, this letter endorsing a Democratic candidate for office...
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...And finally, on this agreement to house and care for one hundred orphans...
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| Task: "Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Give Mr. Burns Regrets". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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You! What have you done to Mr. Burns?!
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Only given him something to regret. At long last...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark
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You said one hasn't really lived until one has regrets. Tomorrow, Mr. Burns will feel particularly alive...
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How could you? How could you destroy this sweet, evil man's innocence?! I'll get you for this!
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You lay one hand on me and you'll know what regrets truly are!
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You don't scare me, you old burial shroud!
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Oh no? What about this?
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| Task: "Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Use His Ominous Voice". The job takes 12 hours.
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There. I think the matter is settled. Don't you?
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*teeth chattering* I have stared into perdition, and it stared back... it stared back... it stared back...
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Tell Mr. Burns I'll be back next Christmas to remind him of what happened here tonight.
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Oh, and a miserable Christmas to you both. *cackles ominously*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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