| Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires the Circus Acrobat to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark
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Jean-Pierre, the circus is dying. I need your very best at tonight's performance if we're to turn things around.
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But I have lost the will to tumble and cavort. Without zese, the acrobat is meaningless.
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Granted, sure, but wouldn't it be lovely to see this circus returned to its former glory?
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Glory is meaningless.
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A valid point. But I really, REALLY want to pack the audience full of Springfielders. So get out there and sell some tickets!
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I cannot do this. 'Twould be humiliating to one such as I.
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Ah but one could argue, perhaps, that your pride is meaningless?
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Your logic, she is airtight. And very French. I will sell for you.
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| Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Wheel and Deal Around Town". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well done, Jean-Pierre! You've sold five tickets.
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I found ze humiliation very instructive. I am made greater by my suffering.
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Of course. Say, I know a local family that numbers five. You didn't sell those tickets to... the Simpsons, perchance?
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Why? Is zere something special about ze Simpsons?
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Oh, no no no no no. I have no special plans for the Simpsons. Or their spirited son... Bart.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark
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Jean-Pierre! What's happened to your act?! You can't just sit in a chair and smoke clove cigarettes!
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I am not ze dancing bear, to perform for money.
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That's EXACTLY what you are! Just... just swing on the trapeze a little!
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The trapeze is in ill repair. I could plummet to my death.
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So?! I thought you said life was meaningless?!
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You are wonderful at turning my intellectual posing against me. Very well. I trapeze.
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| Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Fail at the Trapeze". The job takes place at the Cirque De Puree and takes 4 hours.
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How am I still alive? The rope, she break. And I fall. Only to discover ze net is made of zilly ztring and does nothing.
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An unfortunate trained seal broke your fall. At any rate, the crowd loved it!
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Word of your exploits is certain to reach the Simpsons, and they will bring Bart to me.
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You realize when you say the name "Bart Simpson", your eyes, zey, how you say, "bug out" a bit.
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Yes, well, never mind that. Perfectly sane of me. Let's focus on putting you in even more peril tomorrow night!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark
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I am not qualified to tame ze lions!
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Nonsense, nothing to it. You and the lions will get along famously, provided you show not an ounce of fear.
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Zere-in lies the problem. Zhough I long for ze oblivion of death, I am, at the same time, a humongous coward.
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*gives a big push* In you go!
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| Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Run From Lions". The job takes place at the Cirque De Puree and takes 8 hours.
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It is true what zhey say about being mauled by lions: "ouch".
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It was lucky I had these band aids for you, or that might have been serious.
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Tell me something: why is it so important to you to lure Bart Simpson to ze circus?
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So that I can kill him, of course!
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You wish to kill a child?
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Bart is HARDLY a child. He's ten. Well within legal killing age.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark
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What did zhis Bart Simpson ever do to you?
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Plenty. For starters, he never lets me kill him. VERY frustrating...
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Okaaaayyy.... But what did he do to deserve death in ze first place?
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Well, he... uh, that is... funny, I can't really remember...
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I'm sure it will come to me. Keep working on your act. Time is short, and our cause is a noble one!
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| Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Practice Death Defying Feats". The job takes 12 hours.
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I have decided -- I will not use my circus skills to aid in Bart Simpson's murder.
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Perhaps you will agree to use them if I point this gun at you?
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Sir, if you are asking me to choose my life over zhat of an innocent child, the answer is an enthusiastic yes!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark
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He's here! Bart Simpson is in the audience! At last, my fingers will close 'round his neck and choke the very life from--
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Murder, she will not bring you ze happiness, friend.
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"Friend"? If you don't mind, I'd prefer to keep our relationship on a purely homicidal maniac/helpless pawn footing.
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I would have hoped for more, but under ze circumstances, I will take what I can get.
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I thank you. Truly. Have a great show.
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Have a great murder.
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| Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Perform at the Circus". The job takes place at the Cirque De Puree and takes 24 hours.
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Bart Simpson is gone! Just as I was to reach up from beneath his bleacher seat, the entire family left!
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Oui, monsieur. You forgot ze first rule of the circus: ze circus is dull, and anyone with half a brain walks out right quick.
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I think zhey had some alternate quests to complete, anyway. It is a busy month around here.
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When?! When will I have my revenge!
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As soon as TV audiences consider it a funny story for a grown man to kill a little boy, zhen you will have your revenge.
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Oh. So any day now!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name would translate from French to "Big Top I Don't Know What".
