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Chillin Like a Snowman
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| Chillin Like a Snowman
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Chillin Like a Snowman is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Deep Freeze to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark
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ICE to meet you, Springfield! I'll be robbin' yer bank now. I hope it's SNOW problem! *cackles*
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Deep Freeze! Drop your witticisms and come out with your hands up -- you're under arrest!
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You're too late, coppers! I'm about to MELT into thin air!
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Gotta hand it to this guy. He commits to the bit. Commits HARD.
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Sooner or later, he'll run out of winter-themed quips. Then he's ours.
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See youse later, Wiggum! It's been SLEET! *cackles*
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| Task: "Make Deep Freeze Hide in Plain Sight". The job takes 4 hours.
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*chuckling* Dem coppers never see what's hiding right under der noses.
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Hey Chief, that snowman over there just chuckled smugly. I think we've got our man.
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Cuff him, Lou! Deep Freeze, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of THAW.
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How was that?
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Honestly? Meh.
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Yeah. Didn't feel great to me, either.
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You'll get it. It just takes practice.
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Thanks, D.F. You're all right.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark
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You'll never keep me locked up. My boys will be springing me out before you can say Jack Frost.
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Keep mouthing off like that and I might "accidentally" crank up the thermostat.
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Whoa, whoa. Lou, settle down. Remember, at heart, he's just a guy who likes snow.
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Chief, don't fall for his jolly act. He shot a security guy at the bank.
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Well, maybe the rent-a-cop had it coming. Did you ever stop to think of that, Lou? WELL DID YOU?
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| Task: "Make Deep Freeze Cool His Heels in Prison". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I still haven't gotten my phone call! How're my goons gonna know where to break me out of?!
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That will not be necessary.
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Fat Tony?! How did you get in here?
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With the spare key you gave me at our last poker night.
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Can you not mention that in front of Lou?
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Yeah, you wouldn't want me to know the Chief is on your payroll, right?
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Exactly! See? Lou gets it.
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I'll be going soon. But I'm taking the snowman with me. I'm his new boss.
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Ooooh. Plot twist!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark
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Youse wants me to work for youse, I want double what old Saint Nick pays me.
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Gladly. The old elf put me on the "Naughty" list at the age of two! When my only crime was extortion and some light smuggling. Normal kid stuff.
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Hold on. What makes you think I'm just gonna hand Deep Freeze over to you, Fat Tony?
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I'm sensing this fat roll of hundreds might convince you to look the other way.
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You are VERY good at reading people.
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Seriously. I was trying hard to give off an "uncrooked cop" vibe, and you saw right through it.
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Be a lamb, Tony, and make it look like you broke him out of here, yes? Gotta keep up appearances.
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With pleasure.
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Task: "Make Deep Freeze Stage a Prison Break". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Walk Out the Front Door". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So! Which bank should we rob first, eh, boss?
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Later. I want you to meet the boys. We're a mob, but we're also a family.
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Like any family, we quarrel. Sometimes we put each other's heads in vices for snitching.
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Occasionally, we put cement shoes on a family member and toss him in the river because he looked at the wrong woman.
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So, normal family stuff. Got it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Boys, meet our new associate - Deep Freeze.
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Nice to meetcha. We can always use more muscle.
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I don't know nothin'.
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Youse boys remind me of the old crew I used to run with before I put them all in a car crusher.
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Ooh, sounds like there's a funny story there!
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| Task: "Make Deep Freeze Trade Crime Stories". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Me and dem boys had good times. But den I found out dey was shortin' my take.
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Well, you did what you had to do.
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I got nothin' to say.
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So I offed 'em. And here's the punchline -- it turned out I was just being paranoid!
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Dose fellas was as honest as dey come. I crushed 'em for no reason!
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Oh, that's great!
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*barely audible chuckle* No comment.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Okay, fellas. It's time we hit the bank.
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You boys take point on the robbery and our new associate will cover you.
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I wanted to be the one to shoot the gun this time!
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We've talked about this Louie. No more shooting guns for you until you go one month without a friendly fire incident.
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Aw, shucks. It just doesn't seem fair, is all.
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Don't youse guys worry, the only thing I do better than robbing banks is snowball fightin'!
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| Task: "Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets". The job takes place at the Snow Bank and takes 24 hours.
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*cackling* Any of youse coppers come within fifty feet of me, you get a face full of snow!
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Let's get out of here, Lou. We're overmatched.
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Uh, Chief? He's throwing snowballs. We have semi-automatic pistols.
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Did you see exactly how many hundreds were in that roll Fat Tony gave me? No? Then get in the car!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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