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Angelic Fury
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| Angelic Fury
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Angelic Fury is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Angel Lisa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark
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Greetings! I come to you from on high, with heavenly blessings and a message of hope for all true--
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Next house over. You want Flanders, right?
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Uh... right. 744 Evergreen Terrace?
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This is 742.
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Oh, my bad. Sorry about--
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*slams door in angel's face*
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*walks next door* Ned Flanders?
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*shrieks* *speaks in tongues* *faints* *wakes* *shrieks* *faints again*
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Hoo boy.
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Task: "Make Angel Lisa Try to Restore Order". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Flanders Speak in Tongues". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Forgive me, heavenly angel! I'm not worthy of this visit!
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Oh, please. If anything, you're overqualified. You could loosen up a bit, morally speaking, and still be a five-star candidate.
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Seriously, we've had to relax heavenly standards a ton these days. Take advantage. Live a little.
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I'm getting lifestyle advice from one of the Lord's own! *begins speaking in tongues*
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*sigh* Know what? I'm gonna get a bite to eat while you settle down. See you in an hour.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark
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We have a lot of work to do, Ned. You five by five?
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*still speaking in tongues*
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*sigh* I hate to do this, but you give me no choice. *slap*
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I just had the best idea for a TV show. I call it, "Slapped by an Angel."
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Great. I'll talk to the man upstairs about greasing the wheels with the network.
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Listen, I need you to tell me everything about the people of this town. Specifically, I need dirt.
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I hate to be a Loose-Lipped Larry about my friends and neighbors, but if heaven wills it...
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| Task: "Make Angel Lisa Get the Dirt on Springfield". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Let me first say how much I love and respect my neighbors and all the good they bring into my life.
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Uh huh. Get to the dirt.
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I've always said it -- there's nowhere I'd rather be than Springfield!
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Tell you what. I'm going to say some stuff, and if you disagree with any of it, raise your right hand.
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Springfield is chock full of the most selfish, thoughtless, bizarre, greedy, inconsiderate heathens around. They need a swift kick in the backside, every one. Right?
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*remains perfectly motionless*
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Gotcha.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark
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Now that I have a more accurate picture of Springfield, I'm ready to dish out some custom-made proclamations.
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Before you fly off, could I get a photo of you with the boys?
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*sigh* Sure. Quick, though, okay? Time is short.
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I never know whether to set the flash on "auto" or what. Let me think, let me think, let me think...
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Know what? Angels can't be photographed. I forgot to mention -- we're like vampires that way. So... see ya.
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| Task: "Make Angel Lisa Give Proclamations on High". The job takes 4 hours.
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People of Springfield, harken to my words!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Any communiqués from above are supposed to go through me.
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Yeah, well, I'm not exactly a Presbylutheran.
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Really? I always suspected we might not be the true faith. Too laissez-faire. Not enough damnation and holy vengeance.
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Okay, so what church ARE you from?
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I am from no one faith. Yet I represent them all. For all is one in God's eyes.
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*fake sneeze* Cop out!
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What did you say?
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Nothing. *whistles innocently*
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Please, just listen! They'll be time for questions and comments after I finish proclaiming.
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What's happening here? Is this some church thing? I gave last month.
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I'm not asking for money.
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Good. Because I don't have any on me.
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You have forty-eight dollars in your wallet. But that's not important. Will you people just listen for five minutes, please?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark
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Hear my words! "God grant me the serenity to--"
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If we're asking God for ANYTHING, I think number one should be turning every drop of water in town into wine.
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*laughs uneasily* Homer, that's a thing that Jesus does. They're different people, you know.
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Plus, if we had no water, I think we'd die, right?
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Yeah, but what a way to go!
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Can we get serious, for a moment. PLEASE?!
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It's just a thought. I have a TON of great ways to put God to work around here. For example...
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| Task: "Make Angel Lisa Offer Up a Prayer for Patience". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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*exhales deeply* Those meditation classes the apostles recommended really help with my anger management. Now then--
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If God really is all powerful, then how come vegetables don't taste like meat?
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Homer, we don't question the will of--
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Either make them good-tasting, or give us taste buds that THINK they're good-tasting. There. I've given Him two easy outs.
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Take your pick, God. I'm waiting...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark
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Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how desperately most people wish an angel would appear before them?
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Just so they could KNOW what to believe, instead of having to rely on faith?
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Do you know how lucky you are?
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WE'LL BE LUCKY WHEN VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE ICE CREAM. NOT BEFORE!
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That does it!
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| Task: "Make Angel Lisa Deliver Divine Judgment". The job takes 12 hours.
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*exhales deeply* I feel much better. A little smiting really brightens the day.
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*rolling on the ground speaking in tongues*
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*in a state of shock*
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*snaps fingers* Come on you two, that wasn't even me at my worst.
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*sighs* Oh forget it. I'll just tell the man upstairs that everyone was too busy with church and charity to hear anything I said.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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