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Lola Bonanza is an actress who dated Abraham Simpson when he was young.
History[edit]
Before World War II, Abraham Simpson dated Lola Bonanza, who was an actress who starred in films such as Doomed Love. On D-Day, Abe received a letter from Lola telling him that she had cheated on him with Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne, Gabby Hayes, and Shemp Howard. Abe then swore not to take a bath until they reached Berlin.
During the assault on Ham Salad Hill, Abe learned that Lola had also cheated on him with the Iron Skull, the Clockwork Nazi, and the Terrycloth Major. He then went on a killing spree and defeated the Nazi forces at the base.
In the present day, Grampa kept a picture of him and Lola in his room at the Retirement Castle.
It is unknown how much of this was real and how much of it was Grampa embellishing his story.
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