Fenton Pooltoy

Fenton Pooltoy

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Gray Occupation: Author Doctor First appearance: "A Father's Watch" Voiced by: Rob Riggle

Dr. Fenton Pooltoy is a doctor and author.

History

He gave parents a speech at Springfield Elementary School telling them that too much praise and too many trophies will lead children to become millennials, making them soft, entitled narcissists. He told the parents that they should follow G.R.I.T. (Get Up, Retry, I Don't Care If You're, Tired). He also told them that G.R.I.T. stood for "Get Rid of Idiotic Trophies".

Appearances

• Episode – "A Father's Watch"

[show] Authors

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[show] Doctors

[show] Medical Bostonian doctor • Dr. H. Boyle • Dr. Burns • Mr. Burns' doctor • Dr. Chang • Colorectal surgeon • Dr. Egoyan • Elmer Hartman • Julius Hibbert • Hippocrates • Hong Kong doctor • C. Everett Koop • Mayo Clinic doctor • Nick Riviera • Royal physician • Richie Sakai • Albert Schweitzer • Derek Shepherd • Dr. Simpson • Mark Sloan • Dr. Soybean • Surgeon fiancé • Robert Terwilliger, Sr. • Dr. Velimirovic • Dr. Washburn • Irving Zitsofsky • Zoidberg [hide] Psychiatric and therapy Annette • Dr. L. Bastinado • Dr. Brentano • Joyce Brothers • Dr. Carlock • Dorothea Chaplet • Child therapist • Dr. Foster • Lydia Hansen • Clarity Hoffman-Roth • Kenneth Humphries • Virginia Johnson • Bob Kaufman • Dr. Lund • William Masters • Phil McGraw • Marvin Monroe • Dr. Nussbaum • Drew Pinsky • Fenton Pooltoy • Prison psychiatrist • J. Loren Pryor • Dr. Raufbold • Wendy Sage • Support group therapist • Stacey Swanson • Therapist • Dr. Thurston • Sally Wexler • Dr. Wilmore • Elaine Wolff • Dr. Zander • Janet Zilowitz • Dr. Zweig [show] Dentistry Dr. Kidzrule • Dr. Wolfe [show] Veterinary Lionel Budgie • Dr. Callas • Veterinarian [show] Fictional Stradivarius Cain • Clown doctor • Dr. Crab • The Doctor • John Dolittle • Samuel Elkins • Dr. Griffin • Alan Harper • Hedrick Hertzmann • Gregory House • Indiana Jones • Dr. Morton • Dr. Nerd • Dr. Schulman • Dr. Swartzwelder • Virtual doctor • Patrick Waters • Tad Winslow • Dr. Zaius [show] Other Dr. Bartley • Eugene Blatz • Joan Bushwell • Doctor Colossus • Dermatologist • Jonathan Frink • Jane Goodall • Dr. Kissingher • Hilton Lakebottom • The Abominable Dr. Lenny • Dr. Olberman • Optometrist • Henshaw Pinetree • Brad Pitt • Mr. Sakamoto • Lori Spivak • Dr. Steve • Caleb Thorn

[show] The Simpsons characters

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