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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cthulhu's Revenge content update/Gameplay
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IrreSpawnsible
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Did I win the oyster eating contest yet??
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There weren’t no contest, Homer. You just started stuffin’ your face as soon as we pulled up that weird giant sea nest.
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Also, last I checked, oysters aren’t egg-shaped.
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How often do you check?
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Every month or so.
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I don’t feel so good... Better keep eating. One twenty-four...one twenty-five...
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Task: Make Homer Eat More "Oysters" (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Moe Cheer Homer On (6s, Simpson House)
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Ah, I love a good fishin’ trip. The gentle waves, the sun on your face, the sudden mysterious bone-chilling cold and fog...
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Is the tide supposed to come in this early... and be shaped like a gigantic sea creature?
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I can’t believe it. The tide tables are inaccurate!
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Silence! I am The High Priest of the Old Ones. The Sleeper of R’lyeh. The Great Dreamer.
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I am Moe, the Yellowest of Bellies. The Great Groveler. The Cauliflower-Eared Coward.
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I felt my spawn leave this plane of existence. Who dares to cross the mighty Cthulhu?!
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Did I mention I’m the Stooliest of Stoolies? Doesn’t quite have the same ring, but... it was Homer Simpson!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Cthulhu's Revenge
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1
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Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs?
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I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird.
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He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something!
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What kind of monster is he?!
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You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?!
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A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster...
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Well you’re also an absentee parent!
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*shocked gasp*
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Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Scold Cthulhu (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2
| After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1:
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You’re right, Marge, I’m a bad parent!
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Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can’t be THAT bad.
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I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses.
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Man, that’s cold! They must of been some really sweet shades...
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They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me.
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That look’s sorta in now.
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I know, but I didn’t have the confidence to pull it off.
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Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster!
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Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping (8h, Java Server or Brown House)
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These all look stupid! I’m just not a sunglasses deity.
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I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3
| After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2:
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Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work.
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“Cool sunglasses” was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster?
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Seriously, Mom, that’s pretty weak.
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Look, I’ve mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can’t all be home runs!
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I guess I’m beyond helping. I’m going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy.
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Moe’s?
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No... the graveyard.
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Task: Collect Tentacles [x150]
Task: Make Marge Be Creeped Out (8h, Fogbury Cemetery)
Task: Make Bart Defile Graves (8h, Fogbury Cemetery)
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You come here to feel better?
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Oh yeah, all the “dead”-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents.
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I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank...
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But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine!
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Maybe this isn’t the best place to be if I’m trying to make things right with M'nthster...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4
| After completing Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3:
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No peeking, we're almost there.
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Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal...
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What are you doing here?!
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M'nthster, my child! It’s me, your lord and parent!
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Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses.
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Come on, don’t be like that! I’m trying to make amends!
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Why didn’t you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat?
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Or my school play, “Death of a Salesman”, where I ate a salesman?
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I... I...
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This is more complicated than I thought...
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Task: Collect Tentacles [x200]
Task: Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist (8h, Squidport Entrance)
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Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you’re mad.
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Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?!
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Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human!
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And if you think she’s foolish, you should meet her husband!
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I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour!
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*laughter*
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*annoyed murmur*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 5
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...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be!
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*laughter* I’ve missed the way you make fun of humans!
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I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time.
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Wait, what?
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You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge.
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My family is not a joke! Shame on you!
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We’re sorry. Perhaps you’re right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all...
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...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny???
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Task: Collect Tentacles [x400]
Task: Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World (24h, Cthulhu Monument)
On job start:
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Let’s never fight again, M'nthster.
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Unless we get mildly bored, then we’ll wipe out existence and start over.
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Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?!
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That might be fun!
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You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love.
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Oh, we wouldn’t want to impose.
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Not at all! The more the merrier.
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You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous!
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Ah, there’s nothing better than family!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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