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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Moe's Ark content update/Gameplay
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Act 1 Gameplay
We Stole a Zoo
We Stole a Zoo Pt. 1
| After the user logs in on August 1st:
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It's a beautiful summer day and we have no family outing planned?!
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You're right. There was nothing in any of our group texts or family calendar. Let’s come up with a plan!
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Why not do the thing every family does to pretend they still love being together... go to the zoo!
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Homer’s an ape but we don't have a zoo.
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Then there’s only one thing to do -- we must demand a zoo!
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| Task: Make Simpsons Family Demand a Zoo [x3] (6s, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Joe, the rabble are rousing again. They're chanting "We want a zoo!" over and over.
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Any funds for a zoo went to the apology furs I bought you. I suppose families could tour your closet to see minks, foxes, and cheetahs.
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Sweetie, I'm afraid you're going to have to act more responsibly than that.
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I've got it, we're nuking... the education department's budget!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 2
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 1:
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Alright, who ordered a drunk Emu? This ain't a drink! I got a real drunk Emu here. I might be responsible for the “drunk” part. We gotta get it in a pen before it sobers up.
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The animals are already arriving?! We haven't even built the first enclosure yet. Or found the tools to build it.
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Task: Place Springfield Zoo Entrance
Task: Place The Emu Experience
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Ostentatious entrance, check. Emus, check. Great start, Springfielders! What else does a zoo need?
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How ‘bout filing for bankruptcy? We've run out of funding.
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Time to do what we always do in times of crisis -- nuke another city program. Health care? Homeless housing? So many wonderful choices.
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Hold the cuts, Quimby. We still have some creative options to explore for acquiring those funds.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 3
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 2:
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So, what did you have in mind, Larry? Laundering? Gambling? Laundering AND Gambling?!
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Nope, we're doing this legit. Bureaucracy will be our ally this day.
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*shiver* Did anyone else feel a cold draft? No? Just me? Sorry, legally compliant paperwork terrifies me.
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Relax, Joe, I'll handle the paperwork. All we need are a couple of kind-hearted volunteers and then we can go full non-profit.
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We’ll collect tax-free grants from Federal environmental programs. And voila! Instant zoo!
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Wisely Navigate Bureaucracy (6s)
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer at The Emu Experience [x3] (6s, The Emu Experience)
Task: Place Zoo Wall
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What's worse: the TV execs running our theme parks, or the corporate shills exploiting an easy loophole in our tax codes?
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I'm gonna go with TV execs.
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At least this time we're treating the animals humanely.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 4
We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 4:
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Good news! If we relocate any invasive species we find the State will give us additional funding!
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Woo hoo! I say the first invasive species we get rid of are zoo guests!
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Ya, they're super annoying. Especially when they're blocking my view of the invasive animals.
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Don't worry, I got a plan for that too. Man, I'm full of solutions today.
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Task: Place Animal Feeding Area
Task: Use Animal Feeding Area
Task: Send Invasive Tadpoles to Other Springfield
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They could have just installed a PA system to announce when the zoo is closing. Why let a tiger loose?
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Because it's more fun to see people run for the exits from a tiger!
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And you're okay with this?
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As long as the animals' quality of life is better here than out in the wild, I'm happy.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 6
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5:
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*yawn* This zoo is lame. It's no better than Moe's exotic petting zoo shenanigans from Christmas.
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Since when is smuggling illegal exotic animals shenanigans?
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“Shenanigans” covers a lot of crimes -- jaywalking, murder… It’s a lot less paperwork if everything’s lumped under that.
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Well, my smuggling days are over.
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I could look the other way on this one. Ralphie loves the big cats. The kid really likes his head licked.
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Task: Unlock and Place Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 7
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 6:
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This zoo is missing something.
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More animals? Space ice cream?!
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No, more children. We need children in the park to draw the adults into the gift shop.
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Wait, that’s gonna cut into my bar business.
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If a kid comes into my joint and makes it to the bar, they're getting a beer. Them's the rules.
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Task: Unlock Brittany Brockman
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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We Stole a Zoo Pt. 8
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 7:
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What do you rate my zoo, on a scale of one to ten? Ten being the only number I want to hear.
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You call this a zoo? Where's the face painters, the smell of burnt kettle corn, the penny flattener thingie?!
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Oof, with all the focus on getting animals we forgot about the side attractions!
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What else do demanding kids demand in their zoo?
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| Task: Make Youngsters Demand More Things [x3] (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
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That was an eye-opener. We need to up our stock on fidget spinners and USB charging stations.
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But what about animals? We don't even have a hilarious camel that spits at people.
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Animals are on the backburner until I find out what "lit" means and how to get it.
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Feed the Need
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 8:
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Task: Collect Animal Feed [x4000]
Quest reward:  1/2/3
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Act 2 Gameplay
Take the Monkey and Run
Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 1
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5 and the user logs in on August 15th:
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Today's a lovely day for a trip through the city zoo to see all the happy animals. Bless you, Lisa.
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I didn't sneeze. And stop sneaking faith into pleasantries.
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Hmm, could've sworn I heard a sneeze. There it is again. And again… and again…
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Uh oh, looks like we may have a bad case of zoo flu.
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The pony's hoarse. The laughing hyena can only muster a chuckle. The cold-blooded creatures are running fevers. The proboscis monkey’s proboscis is viscous…
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*gasp*
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Call a Veterinarian (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 2
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First thing's first. I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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Second, animal insides are all the same as human insides. So, I'm in.
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Bravo, Doctor.
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If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Treat Animals (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Oversee Treatments (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 2:
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Now that that's taken care of, what's next?
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How about better animals? Cause these critters are crap.
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Task: Place Baboon County, USA
Task: Place Animal Habitat Wall (Small)
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Stop monkeying around.
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Cliché line, man.
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No, I mean stop flinging feces back at the monkeys!
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 4
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3:
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How are you okay with this, Lisa?
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Well, since it’s Dr. Hibbert helping the animals…
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…that's much better than Dr. Nick. No offense, Dr. Nick.
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None taken! I flunked out of veterinarian school. It's the only reason I became a doctor.
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Task: Make Lisa Help Dr. Hibbert Treat Animals Without a License (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Worry About Lisa's Morality (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 5
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 4:
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It appears land-based animals aren't cutting it in Springfield! We need to try going wet and wild.
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More aquatic attractions! Great idea! Fish, sharks, eels…
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I was hoping for more of the two-legged bikini types.
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Task: Unlock and Build Slimu Auditorium
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 6
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 5:
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So now that the animals are good, are we good?
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We've always been good.
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Oh, okay. Then I guess I'll keep five-fingering the four-leggeds.
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Task: Unlock and Place Great Plains)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 7
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 6:
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The zoo is doing great, but we're lacking in at least one demographic.
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Angsty youth.
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Hey! I'm right here… stealing your lunch money right now.
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Sorry, bullies are under a different category.
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Task: Unlock T-Rex
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 8
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 7:
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Hey, new kid! What do you think of the zoo? I'm looking for a nine out of ten, or higher.
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Pretty freakin' lame. Where's the action? The excitement!
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Normally those are things that don't mix with sleepy zoo animals.
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But let's give them what they ask!
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| Task: Make Larry Kidkill Ponder New Attractions (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
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You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Tracks On Tracks
| After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 8:
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Task: Collect Animal Task [x5000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Act 3 Gameplay
Weapons of Mass Attraction
Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 1
| After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5 and Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3 and the user logs in on August 29th:
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No business can keep up with this town's short attention span.
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Perhaps an idea I've been Frankensteining around could help.
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| Task: Make Larry Kidkill Hear Dr. Hibbert Out (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
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Create new species entirely? Have you gone mad?
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No worries. Mad won't come until later.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 2
| After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 1:
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You think creating new monsters… I mean animals will bring in more guests?
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I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies.
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But if you theoretically made them scarier, that just might work.
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Alright, I'll take your speculating out loud as a full endorsement.
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Task: Place Warmongers
Task: Place Animal Habitat Wall (Big)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 3
| After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 2:
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I've never said this in my life before, but things are getting too weird for me.
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I'm out of the animal-wrangling business.
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Capturing them's no fun when you just cook them up in a lab.
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Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence.
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*chuckles* That’s an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.
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| Task: Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
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Run! The hyena sharks have escaped!
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Aah! Jaws with paws!
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 4
| After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 3:
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There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart.
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When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated…
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Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state.
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You've really lost it, haven't you, Doc?
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| Task: Make Homer Submit His DNA (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
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Young Homer, what crosses your mind when you think "zoo"?
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Nothing yet. My mind is still growing in a petri dish.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 5
| After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 4:
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It's no use. We just can't draw the crowds like zoos used to.
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Mr. Kidkill, you don't need new animals to win the crowds. If anything, you need less new things.
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What? How can less be best?
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By operating with a lower budget this place can exist for decades. Cheap is Springfield's modus operandi.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Tone Down Animal Creation Funds (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Cheaper Zoo [x5] (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
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See, this is perfect! Now the zoo is here to stay.
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Until I accidentally blow things up again.
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Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid.
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You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Hibbert's Rejects
| After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Animal DNA [x6000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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