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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Moe's Ark content update/Prizes Gameplay
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Krusty Burger With Cheese
Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 1
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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What do you want Kidkill?
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I always liked that about you, Krusty. Straight to the point, no small talk. Not even teeny-tiny talk. I want your business.
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It's not for sale! Besides it’s our busiest time of the year!
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I finished alphabetizing the cups. Can I go home early?
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Krusty, your business is dead. Don't let pride make you go bankrupt.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Pressure Krusty to Sell (4h, Krusty Burger)
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Before you destroy my life, I gotta know. What kind of heartless person keeps the name Kidkill?
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My real last name is Kerry. I changed it once I took over the zoo. I wanted something more memorable.
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It sends the wrong message, you kill animals not kids!
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There were already a lot of Larry Animalkills so cut me a break.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 2
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Maybe you're right. My business is doomed!
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Not if you let me take over. Trust me, it'll be just as successful as Octopia was at my zoo.
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Let me show you how I used to prepare the crowd for the show.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Open for Octopia (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 3
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Wow, that was really something. I mean, you gave it your best.
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Well, I'm not as spry as I used to be, but I've still got some moves.
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I don't know, I get a feeling I'm selling away my soul.
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Not your soul, just your dignity, livelihood, and pride. We can buy you new ones once this thing takes off.
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Those were pretty gone already. You're putting a lot of faith in the product. Have you ever even had a Krusty Burger?
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Why would I do a dumb thing like that?
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I'm not signing away my business until you eat a burger.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Try a Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 4
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Well? Is it the best thing you've ever tasted?
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Wow, I honestly didn't think anything that disgusting existed. Congratulations, Krusty, that is the worst burger I've ever eaten.
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I can't even cook precooked meat right!
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You've been burned just like your burgers. Now sign on the line and your good pal Kidkill will make it all go away.
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No! This joint may be a flaming pile of garbage, but it's my garbage and it isn't for sale!
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You did this to yourself.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Summon His Goons (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Krusty, I'll get my regular.
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You got it, Homer! Twelve Krusty Burgers, and four orders of fries with a large milkshake. Enjoy it, because you're my last customer.
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That's right, then you'll be one of my regulars.
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Don't let this jerk bully you, Krusty. You've been breaking even for years. You'll always have one loyal customer.
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I can always count on you, Homer.
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Actually, I meant Barney, I like to eat around.
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Task: Make Larry Kidkill Have a Change of Heart (4h, Krusty Burger)
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I can't come between a man and his fast food restaurant of choice.
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Look at you, you're going to die with a Krusty Burger in your hand.
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I like to think of it as long-term assisted suicide.
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Thanks, Kidkill, who knew corporate stooges like you can have a heart.
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Don't push it, Krusty.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Discount Lion Safari Entrance
After completing :
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Dad! I want to see the good Lions, not these old tired ones.
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Honey, these Lions are people too. You can't say things like that.
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Canary M. Birdhouse
After tapping on Smiters' exclamation mark:
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Sir, you don't have to keep visiting this bird.
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Yes, I do, Smithers. He’s still the legal owner of the power plant.
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Task: Make Burns Visit His Boss (4h, Canary M. Bird House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Kitty Corral
Big Kitty Corral Pt. 1
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Look at all the pretty cats, Maggie.
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*suck*.... *suck*?
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Of course, we can go see them.
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*suck* *cry* *suck* *suck*
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If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country) If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Reluctantly Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country) Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country [x2] Task: Place Big Cat Country Extension Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Kitty Corral Pt. 2
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Kitty Corral Pt. 3
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Kitty Corral Pt. 4
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Kitty Corral Pt. 5
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Night Creeper
Night Creeper Pt. 1
After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark:
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Brittany, what's this I hear about you trending?
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I used my phone to record a robbery. They caught the guy and now I’m the hit of the internet!
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Be careful, honey. Social media can be as fickle as a newsman’s credit score.
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Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for a Story on ViewTube (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Night Creeper Pt. 2
Night Creeper Pt. 3
Night Creeper Pt. 4
After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, mister, have you seen any Chupacabra around here?
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I thank I’d member shootin’, stewin’ and chewin’ somethin' like that.
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Here’s some hillbilly wisdom: ya catch more vermin when yas set out bait. Critters is always hungry and will come runnin'.
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That's a good plan, thanks!
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Task: Make Brittany Brockman Throw Bologna Sandwich as Bait (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Night Creeper Pt. 5
Squid and Sailor
After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark:
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Yarr! Sailor, what are ye doing with our good squid friend there?
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She’s a hugger but don't let ‘er get a grip on ye neck or you’ll be shovin’ off for the hereafter!
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If the user has Sea Captain: Task: Make Sea Captain Help Squid and Sailor (4h, Squid and Sailor) Task: Tap Squid and Sailor Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Slimu Auditorium
After tapping on Larry Ladkill's exclamation mark:
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I don't care what kind of arthritis you claim to have. You need to clean Slimu's auditorium.
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Did I say arthritis? I meant chronic allergies to any form of physical labor.
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Whatever, just get it done.
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Task: Make Moe Clean Slimu Tank (4h, Slimu Auditorium) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Ol' Watering Hole
Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 1
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Rhinos are my favorite water animals.
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Ralphie, that’s a hipp…oh never mind. Look at the rhinos swim!
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Task: Upgrade Great Plains [x2] Task: Place Great Plains Extension Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 2
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Great Plains Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 3
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Great Plains Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 4
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Great Plains Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 5
After completing :
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Task: Upgrade Great Plains Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Cool Hand Rex
Cool Hand Rex Pt. 1
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
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Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
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We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
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This is lame. I'm bustin’ out of here!
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Task: Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cool Hand Rex Pt. 2
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
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Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
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Could you teach me to be cool like you?
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You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
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Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
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Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.
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Task: Make T-Rex Turn the Compost (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cool Hand Rex Pt. 3
After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
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Milton, you ready?
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Actually, it's Milhouse.
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Let’s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
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How is that going to make me cool?
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I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
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Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
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Task: Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex (4h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cool Hand Rex Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
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Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
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What fantasy land are you living in?
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My normal one. And you're just jealous ‘cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
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Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
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I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
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Task: Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House (4h, Van Houten Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cool Hand Rex Pt. 5
After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
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Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
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Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
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What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
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What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?
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Task: Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
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I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
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I knew you were just some lame nerd.
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You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
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You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
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Guess I missed the assembly ‘cause I'm too cool for friends.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Flying Brachiosaurus
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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I don't believe it, that's the dinosaur from Ralphie's dream!
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You okay, Chief? You been eating that powdered sugar from the evidence locker again?
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Just sprinkling it on my special donuts, Lou. Wheee!
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If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus) If the user has Lou: Make Lou Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus) Task: Tap Flying Brachiosaurus Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chicken-pulled Chariot
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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A chariot for a king. This zoo does have a little something for everybody.
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I got some time to kill before the kids come back from fetchin’ supper from the Bug House.
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Task: Make Cletus Visit Chicken-pulled Chariot (4h, Chicken Pulled Chariot) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What the Doctor Ordered
What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 1
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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Bernice, I'll be home late. I've got a project that needs my attention.
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We were supposed to have dinner with the Simpsons tonight.
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I see the Simpsons every day. They're the most sick and injured people in town.
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Fine, Julius, I'll see you at home.
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Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Hibbert Family Practice (4h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 2
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Hey Doctor, I found another one for you to run some tests on.
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Professor it's nice of you to join us.
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I still don't know why I'm here with all the pipettes, burettes and the flavin-mayvin.
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It's okay Professor, I can prepare you for what comes next. You'll have to beg my pardon. A-heh-heh-heh.
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Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Unpardon the Turkey (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 3
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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I need more test subjects, but I don't think that hill-hick Cletus will be able to lure anyone else.
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Why don't weez get the drunk fellers from Moe's?
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I was wrong about you, Cletus. You're brilliant!
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Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 4
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Let me get this straight. We all get an island vacation just for participatin’ in your test?
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The rewards are great, and the risks are only moderately...high.
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What’s the worst that could happen -- sudden death? *laughs*
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A-heh-heh-heh-heh...
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Sign me up, doc! I love the islands.
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I hate beaches ‘cause the sand gets everywhere, but if Lenny's doing it, I'm in too.
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Perfect, meet me at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow after work.
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Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Address the Crowd (8h)
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I think that's a big enough sample size for human trials.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 5
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Stop right there, Mad Doctor!
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Hey Chief, how's that knee been treating you?
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Oh, it's good, really good. Thanks for asking.
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He's just trying to distract you, Chief.
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Don't you think I know that, Lou? Hey, where did he go?
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Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Hide at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
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Dr. Hibbert? Why are you hiding in our garage?
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Oh hey, Marge, just baby proofing it for Maggie.
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Julius, I thought I heard you in here. Did you come all this way to apologize?
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I sure did, I was not hiding from the police for unethical science practice if that’s what you think.
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You don't just invite yourself into the Simpson’s home unannounced.
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I made pie.
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I guess you do.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten
Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 1
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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Where am I? Everything looks grown up. I fall asleep for five hours and Marge disappears.
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Hey Homer with a full head of hair?! Looks good.
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Do I know you?
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Very funny. You should head over to Moe's, he's got something special planned.
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Moe's? What is a Moe? I hope they have ice cream.
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You sure are acting weird. It's over there. Right where it’s always been. I'll meetcha there later.
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Task: Make Teenage Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 2
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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A bar?! I'm not old enough to drink, but this place is pretty cool. Marge would love it… so my teenage maturity tells me.
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Oooh! Cookie dough ice cream! The future is my kinda place.
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Task: Make Teenage Homer Eat Tubs of Ice Cream (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Homie! What happened to you?
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Why do you ask? Because I ate 10 tubs of ice cream?
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Ice cream made your hair grow back? And your body change… for the better.
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I fall asleep under our tree and you go crazy. You seem different too. Did you change your hair?
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Our tree? Homie we haven't been back there since... Wait, you're not my Homie, you're from the past.
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Marge, who is this devilishly good-looking fellow?
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Task: Make Teenage Homer Make Himself at Home in Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Regret Life Decisions at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 4
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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Older Marge, cookie dough ice cream, hair! I could learn to love this place.
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Whoa, slow down, handsome me. I'm sure you've still got stuff to do in the past.
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But Homie, you just got here. At least stay for dinner.
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Marge, he's not me! I'm the one who stays for dinner before and after going to Moe’s!
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I couldn’t disappoint Marge. And by observing Homer, I can get to know myself better while I'm here.
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I don't want young me watching old me doing me things!
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Task: Make Teenage Homer Show Off for Marge (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Be Jealous of Himself (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Marge Swoon Over Teenage Homer (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Marge, you're going to have to choose. It's either me or other me.
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I'm not other you, you're other me!
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Homie, I love you both. You don't have to fight over me.
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Nonsense, Marge, I need to prove to myself that I'm better than me!
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There's nothing that you me can do that me you can't do better!
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Is anyone else getting a headache?
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Task: Make Teenage Homer Carve His and Marge's Names in Tree (8h, Bart's Treehouse)
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Wow, I have to say I'm pretty impressed with myself. I've really outdone me this time.
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Thanks, me, I really am pretty great.
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I'm going to be sick. The world can't handle both of you. Time to say goodbye, past Homie.
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Alright, I will. But not today. I want to see what other cool stuff future Springfield has to offer.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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