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Enter the Golden Ring
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Enter the Golden Ring
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Enter the Golden Ring is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After completing Wrestling With Success
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Sir, your Golden Ring Wrestling is a hit!
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Yes, I've combined the old with the new. Like that young kidney I had transplanted to work alongside my own.
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Now it's time for my aged wrestlers to give me new life by making me money!
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Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x175). Task: "Make Burns Order Wrestlers to Promote His Businesses". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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*reading* "After I work up a sweat in the ring -- I hit the showers with nuclear power!"
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*reading* "Burns' Root-Rot Defoliant Body Slams plants dead!"
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Mr. Burns, shilling for your business enterprises has left me less red and white and more blue.
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Just read the cue card, soldier!
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Yes, sir. Following orders, sir.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Wrestling Pavilion
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After completing Pt. 1
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I thought having wrestling back would be awesome, but all they do is hawk Burns' businesses.
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I bought fifty gallons of Burns' defoliant and I've got nothing to defole!
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*interrupts* Listen up, Springfield! Golden Ring Wrestling is dead! SEW -- Springfield Elite Wrestling has been born!
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Hailing from parts unknown, we got Alex Ace, Crystal Axe, and me, the IRON YUPPIE!
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We're badder, we're bolder, and our tights are TIGHTER!
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Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x100). Task: "Make Bart be Skeptical of Springfield Elite Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Flock to Springfield Elite Wrestling" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and take 12 hours.
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Do these freaks really expect to have fans with their fake body blows and blood?!
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Woohoo! Elite Wrestling is EXTREME wrestling!
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And Elite sounds classy. It's like caviar on hotdogs!
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We're climbin' the social ladder with fancy Choke Slams and Neck Crushers!
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Whooo! SEW for life!
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Ugh.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After completing Pt. 2
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Smithers, why is no one fawning over MY wrestlers?
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Sorry, sir. Golden Ring attendance is down forty percent. People are more in love with SEW.
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I've never understood "love".
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I could teach you.
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That's a waste of time! Teach me who's behind this wrestling invasion instead!
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Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x175). Task: "Make Smithers Investigate Springfield Elite Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Bart Be Disgusted With SEW". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So who is it, Smithers? A nouveau riche smark? Some corporate carpetbagger? A lucha libre lothario?
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It's just me, Monty!
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*gasp* Aristotle Amadopolis, my old nemesis!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Tofu Bell
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After completing Pt. 3
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Muscling in on my wrestling turf, Amadopolis? I won't have it!
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Don't go nuclear, Monty! Play your cards right and we can both put some serious jingle in our pants.
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My artificial hip already jingles. But tell me, what do you have in mind?
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A Unification Super Slam!
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Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x125). Task: "Make Mr. Burns Agree to Unification Super Slam". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Aristotle Amadopolis is owned: Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Agree to Unification Super Slam". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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It's simple: It will be a supreme Springfield cross-promotion -- your wrestlers facing mine. The belt going to the winner of the title bout!
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But I want my man to win.
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And he will! For a price -- your beloved golden statue of Glamorous Godfrey.
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Fix the match? Such a thing has never been done in the history of professional wrestling!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Wrestlers Dressing Room
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After completing Pt. 4
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I gave up my prized statue of Glamorous Godfrey, but it will ensure victory for GRW and myself!
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Captain Flag, as a patriot and Power-Slammer, I salute you. Thank you for participating in a tawdry, rigged match.
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A soldier-wrestler always follows orders, sir.
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Good soldier. Now all my wrestlers must begin training for the Super Slam immediately!
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Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x125). Task: "Make Mr. Burns Exhort Wrestlers to Train Harder". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I said "Train!", you gargantuan gogmagogs!
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Why train? We know we are going to win.
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Da, Comrade Burns. We are masters of kayfabe.
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I will set Kayfabe straight. For I am your master!
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No, kayfabe is the art of making staged performances real.
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I see. Then kayfabe away!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Captain Flag
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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Search the Trash for Feather Boas
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns
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4h
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Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, or Brown House
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5, 45
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Solicit Streetwalkers for Feather Boas
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Professor Werner von Brawn
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Carnaby Street, Classy Girls Strip Club, or Brown House
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8, 70
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