| The Patriot
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Patriot is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires Captain Flag to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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*gasp* America Man?!
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No, little girl. I’m Captain Flag. Defender of the Stars and Stripes. Suplexer of Terrorists. Champion of--
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Never heard of you.
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Guh.
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Task: "Make Lisa Look Up Captain Flag". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Captain Flag Spread Patriotism". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Captain Flag, it’s so great that you’ve come to spread patriotism in Springfield.
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It’s one of the things we’re sorely lacking, along with healthy food, competent medical care, and honest government officials.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark
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What happened to this town, hopeless child?
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It’s Lisa.
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No matter. I see a town suffering from a complete lack of patriotism!
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I’m suffering from not seeing your famous Twisting Piledriver!
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My wrestling days are over. But I can give Springfield a heavy dose of Old Glory!
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Eh, I’d rather have the Piledriver.
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| Task: "Make Captain Flag Proudly Wave the Flag". The job takes 60 minutes.
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No one is paying attention to me or my Stars and Stripes!
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Hey, your flag only has forty-eight stars on it.
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Alaska and Hawaii be damned. There are enough problems in the lower forty-eight!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Captain Flag, maybe try spreading patriotism from inside the ring. You’d have all of Springfield watching.
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I can’t get back in the ring alone! I’m a tag team, and my partner Half-Mast is M.I.A.!
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M.I.A… Munched In an Accident?
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Missing In Action, Dad.
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That’s horrible! Not as horrible as Munched In an Accident, but still pretty horrible.
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| Task: "Make Captain Flag Consider a Comeback as a Solo Act". The job takes place at Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Mr. Flag, yer patriotism problem is because people here in Springfield are already so very American.
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You got yer hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and… *bald eagle screeches from the corner*
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Shut up, you dumb bald-headed bird!
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And where else on planet Earth can people pull off jean shorts! *burp*
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Jean shorts, eh? I suppose I could give ‘em a good ol’ American try.
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| Task: "Make Captain Flag Wear Jean Shorts in the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Captain Flag, your patriotic pummelings have coincided with a thirty-percent uptick in citywide patriotism.
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Unfortunately, flag burnings have upticked a little more.
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There’s more smoke coming from flags than the tire fire. It seems you’re rather divisive.
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But that’s what makes freedom of speech one of the great hallmarks of American liberty.
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Freedom of speech has also made our air unbreathable.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark
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This town is hopeless! Never in my long career traveling between backwater burgs with local wrestling leagues have I experienced a group of people so wildly un-American.
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Springfield, get ready to be Suplexed!
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| Task: "Make Captain Flag Suplex EVERYONE". The job takes 4 hours.
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He’s… he’s done it. He’s reached peak America.
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*crying* It’s so beautiful.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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