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Superior Mega Ultra Slam
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Simpsons Wrestling
Previous quest(s): Wrestling With Success
Next quest(s): The Walk of Shame

Superior Mega Ultra Slam is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between May 5, 2020 and May 13, 2020
Bart - Surprised Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout!
Mr. Burns - Sad I was skunked before by Amadopolis’ wrestlers. I won’t be skunked again.
Bart - Happy But this time you’ll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak!
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen “The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!”
Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Aristotle Amadopolis All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin!
Bart - Curious *whispers* We’re calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Burns Excess Pile

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Dr. Bonebreak I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said…
Bart Don’t worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton.
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy I couldn’t do that before I retired!
Bart - Zen As a shoe company once said, “Just do it!”
Task: "Collect Microphones" (x100).
Task: "Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Bart - Surprised Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right?
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It’s workout time!
The Beefy Bishop - Sad But being out of shape is kind of my thing.
Dr. Bonebreak - Woo Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We’ll use your flab to squash SEW and the world!
Task: "Collect Microphones" (x250).
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
The Beefy Bishop - Sad Ohh, my aching fat!
Rumbleina - Sad I think I pulled something a lady ain’t s’pose to pull…
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy Come on, guys! “Suffering follows carts like oxes!”
Rumbleina - Sad I feel insulted.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Don’t blame him. It’s a botched Buddha saying.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Coot Society

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Brockman - Happy Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It’s time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam!
Brockman - Happy Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie?
Brockman - Happy No, really. I’m asking. I have money on this match.
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen “To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own.”
Iron Yuppie Two can play the Buddha game.
Iron Yuppie - Happy If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion?
Dr. Bonebreak - Surprised I…I don’t know!
Bart - Angry Dr. Bonebreak, don’t listen to him!
Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175).
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Worry About the Match". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Brockman Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie’s reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner!
Brockman And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face!
Bart - Surprised No!
Mr. Burns - Shocked NO!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Championship Belt

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Brockman Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder?
Brockman And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions…
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen “Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind.” “Let us be lamps and liberate our distance.”
Iron Yuppie - Annoyed Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me…?
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy Only three words are necessary… I love you!
Iron Yuppie - Happy No one’s ever told me that before…
Rumbleina - Surprised What’s going on?!
Brockman The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw!
Aristotle Amadopolis - Surprised NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it!
Honest Abe - Annoyed Stay outta it or I’ll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey!
Task: "Collect Microphones" (x150).
If Honest Abe is owned: Task: "Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Brockman Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring!
Brockman The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock!
Brockman Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis!
Honest Abe - Annoyed Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Iron Yuppie