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Knit Fits
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Knit Fits is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Kathy from Personnel to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
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Hello, I'm here for the introductory knitting class?
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Please come in. I'll be your instructor. My name is---
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Kathy from Personnel!
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Waylon Smithers. This here yarn store isn't big enough for the two of us.
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You don't scare me, yarnslinger. I came here for one reason -- to make ugly scarves no one wants as slowly as possible. And I reckon to.
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You'll be begging for mercy before the first purl stitch.
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We'll just see about that. Icy silence, then?
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Icy silence it is.
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Task: "Make Kathy Politely Ignore Smithers". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Glare at Kathy". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, hey! Let's knit, ladies!
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Krusty the Clown?! You're a needle jockey?
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Nah. I heard the hipsters were into knitting, so I figured: there's my next desperate attempt to stay relevant.
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Hey, what's with the weird tension in the room?
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Those two hate each other. It happens whenever a brash young thread-man saunters into town. There's bound to be a knit-down.
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You just can't avoid crazy in this town, can you?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
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And knit, and purl, and knit, and purl. Very good, Krusty!
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What are you seeing that I'm not, lady? I just sewed my arm to a tea cozy.
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Now, now. You're making progress. Which is more than I can say for poor Waylon.
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I'm... not... giving up! Knit! Purl! Aaaugh!
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Is that a warp, or a weft? I honestly can't tell!
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Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!
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My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn't it?
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Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there's the door.
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I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn't it?
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Task: "Make Kathy Demonstrate Knitting Technique". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Tie His Yarn in Knots". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
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Very good, students. With the exception of Mr. Smithers, I see a room full of budding mittenists and sweateristos.
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Really, old timer? Because I just smocked a slip-stitch and half-clustered an entire row of Fair-Isle.
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*biggest gasp ever*
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That's... that's impossible! I've never seen such raw talent!
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I don't understand a word, yet I can't tear my eyes off you glorious freaks!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
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Mr. Smithers! This lesson is for beginners only. I know a seasoned garter-stitcher when I see one.
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I've never clacked needles before today. It looks like human resources isn't the only field in which you're second-rate.
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Oh, the enmity! It's manna from heaven for my damaged soul!
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Hey crazies -- stop turning me on this instant! You're all so bats, I don't know who to fall in love with first!
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I'm going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.
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| Task: "Make Kathy Take a Tea Break". The job takes 8 hours.
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I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!
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Challenge accepted. Choose... your... pattern.
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Cable-knit crew necks. Size: extra-large.
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Extra-large?! That's too much! They can't possibly survive!
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Very well. What color?
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Gray.
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No! There's not enough contrast! They'll die for sure! Heavens! *faints*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
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Having trouble attaching your sleeves, Waylon? Looks like you cast off a little early? Or did you drop a half-slip on your basketweave cast on?
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Are you blind? I'm pulling left into a quarter-cluster on a mock-smocking stockinette Bainsley tiedown re-cross.
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But... that's impossible!
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Anyone have the slightest clue who's winning?
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They're knitting at a level I've only seen in the movies!
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I will not lose to this man! Eat my Farnsworth Reverse Studsley purl hitch-pull weekender moss-loop!
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SHE IS A GOLDEN GOD!!!!
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| Task: "Make Kathy Pitch a Knit Fit". The job takes 24 hours.
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I... I don't believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.
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I think they're dead. They gave their lives for clothing no one will ever wear. Because they're homemade. And who wants that?
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Wait... I'm getting a pulse. Somehow, they're both alive!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
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We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?
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Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you're mine.
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My god, you're right. If I didn't have you to loathe, I wouldn't be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you.
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And I you.
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*stares meaningfully into his eyes*
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*returns her gaze with manly directness*
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Task: "Make Kathy Passionately Embrace Smithers". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 8 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Be Swept Away in the Moment". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 8 hours.
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What the hell just happened?
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I... don't know. I have to tell you, I'm gay.
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Me too. And proud of it.
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I guess when two people really, truly despise one another, the attraction is irresistible.
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That makes zero sense. Dumbest thing I ever heard.
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Go to hell, Smithers.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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