Boat House

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Boat House

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	A Simpsons Christmas Special
Requirement(s):	Boat House
Required characters:	Sea Captain

Boat House is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires the Boat House to be obtained.

Dialogue

After building the Boat House
	Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!
	We’re all gonna die!
	…he said, not knowing what a “nor’easter” is, but assuming the worst…
	It means a big storm.
	A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves!
	In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries.
	Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it’s always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable!
	Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye…
Task: "Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 4 hours.
	I’ve seen the kraken tear mighty vessels asunder with its tentacles. ‘Twas in a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.
	But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship’s captain. Of that I be sure!
	Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don’t invite him in, he can’t enter, right?
	Homer, krakens are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We’re on land.
	What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?!
	Well, it didn’t happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better than to pull you to the icy depths of the tub.
	Stop scaring my husband!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Pt. 1
	The fools doubt that the kraken be real.
	But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises.
	The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 8 hours.
	I saw it!
	The kraken?!
	Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery.
	I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps.
	And that’s why the nor-easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle.
	So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh?
	Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Christmas is Canceled • 'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas • A Savage Thaw • Paramours of Christmas Past • Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck • Show Me the Dough
Angel Lisa	Angelic Fury
Kathy from Personnel	Knit Fits
Circus Acrobat	Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi
Deep Freeze	Chillin Like a Snowman
Don Brodka	Anchors Away
Young Barney	Non-Alcoholic Whine
The Ghost of Christmas Past	Regrets, That's All I've Got
Young Grampa Simpson	Stranding at Attention
Young Artie Ziff	Ziff it to the Limit
Mrs. Claus	The Party Claus
Lee Carvallo	A Hole in None
Jim Hope	Learning to Share
Young Marge	Roller Girl Riot
Buildings	Bethlehem Inn • Boat House • Circus of Values • Igloo Mansion • The Screens • The Timberlog Diner • Toys "B" This
Decorations	Christmas Fair Booth • Christmas Pageant Stage • Festive Carolers • Personalized Talking Astrolabe • Pile of Presents