- This article is about the Tapped Out's Thanksgiving content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Thanksgiving content updates, see TSTO Thanksgiving Content Updates.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update is the thirty-sixth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It started on November 15, 2013 and ended on December 3, 2013. It was the second Thanksgiving update of the game.
Characters
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Tribal Chief
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 150
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Unlocks with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino.
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Character skins
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Sacagawea Lisa
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Unlocks in Thanksgiving Intro.
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Non-playable characters
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Turkey
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Unlocks in Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12.
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Buildings
Decorations
Returning
Quests
Gil
From November 29th, Gil gives an offer. The Duff Brewery with Duffman, Springfield Sign, and 
50,000 for 300.
| After tapping on Gil's Duffman balloon
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Hey, has Ol' Gil got a Black Friday sale for you!
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You probably don't need it, or even want it -- heck, it may not even be that good of deal.
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But it's Black Friday, so you'll think it is. And you'll buy it!
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Please buy it.
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| If the player purchases the deal
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Hot dog! You won't regret this! I promise!
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...That's not a legally binding guarantee by the way.
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| If the player closes the deal
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Well, if you change your mind you can find the deal in the premium item menu.
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Although I don't get paid a commission when you buy it that way.
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| Once the player has tapped on Gil's bubble:
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Okay, Gil. Just like you rehearsed.
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Excuse me, fine sir --
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No, not you again! You're the most annoying thing in this town!
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You know everyone hates you, right?
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They do? Why?
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Because you're an ad. We're people, who do funny things and earn money. But you're just an ad.
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Aw, jeez. I'm just trying to pay for my kids' braces!
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UGH! Shut up, and just tell me what you're selling already.
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The Duff Brewery, complete with Duffman.
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Get the Duff Brewery, complete with its manic corporate shill, Duffman!
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OR
| Once the player has tapped on Gil's bubble:
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You sir, do you enjoy a Duff?
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Well, I have been known to enjoy a celebratory glass on occasion.
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Did you realize that no one is brewing it anymore in Springfield? We could run out at any time!
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Ahh-hh!
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| If the player accepts the offer:
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I'm sorry I said all those mean things about you, Gil.
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Aw, it's fine. Maybe you can buy me a Duff next time I come back.
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Don't come back.
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OR
| If the player accepts the offer:
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Is the Duff supply safe?
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Oh, yea!
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Thank you giant Sky Finger, you've saved our Springfield!
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| If the player declines the offer:
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Well, if you change your mind you can find the deal in your premium item menu.
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Although I don't get paid a commission when you buy it that way.
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OR
| If the player declines the offer:
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Hey. HEY! Yes, you! The Sky finger.
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If you let this town run out of Duff, you'll be sorry!
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There's probably enough Duff stockpiled to last any normal city a 50 years!
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But what about Springfield!?
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Conform-o-meter impact
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Rating
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Points
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| Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino
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Consumerism
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10
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| Rusty the Clown Balloon
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Vanity
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440
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| Poochie Balloon
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870
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| The Grumple Balloon
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Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
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250
2%
 0.6%
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| Pow-Wow's Casino Sign, Stampy Balloon
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400
2%
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| The Mayflower
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1,000
3%
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