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{{TB|By the bullies?!}} | {{TB|By the bullies?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|No one knows, but he's pretty messed up. So I guess no gifts from Santa this | + | {{TB|No one knows, but he's pretty messed up. So I guess no gifts from Santa this year...}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|Well, I wasn't expecting much anyway. My dad just got fired from that beef bowl place for over-beefing the bowls.}} | {{TB|Well, I wasn't expecting much anyway. My dad just got fired from that beef bowl place for over-beefing the bowls.}} | ||
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{{TB|{{*}}eating beef bowl{{*}} If you don't skimp the customer, you skimp yourself.}} | {{TB|{{*}}eating beef bowl{{*}} If you don't skimp the customer, you skimp yourself.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Well, I guess Santa getting attacked could be good | + | {{TB|Well, I guess Santa getting attacked could be good then...maybe my dad can audition to replace him?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Not if I beat him to it. I just upgraded my snowmobile and gave it "Fast and the Furious"-grade nitrous.}} | {{TB|Not if I beat him to it. I just upgraded my snowmobile and gave it "Fast and the Furious"-grade nitrous.}} | ||
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{{TB|Should we really be discussing presents while Santa's in critical condition in the hospital?}} | {{TB|Should we really be discussing presents while Santa's in critical condition in the hospital?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Presents?! I'm not thinking about presents! I'm thinking about pizza. No, cookies. No, milk. No, | + | {{TB|Presents?! I'm not thinking about presents! I'm thinking about pizza. No, cookies. No, milk. No, cheese... }} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}} | ||
{{TB|Dad, stop saying what you think!}} | {{TB|Dad, stop saying what you think!}} | ||
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{{TB|I'm sure he's getting the care he needs.}} | {{TB|I'm sure he's getting the care he needs.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Santa is a contributing member to our society and culture — and yes, he's a capitalist creation who seamlessly transitioned from an advertising tool to a sanctified | + | {{TB|Santa is a contributing member to our society and culture — and yes, he's a capitalist creation who seamlessly transitioned from an advertising tool to a sanctified myth...BUT he still brings joy to children across the globe!}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sweetie, would you like to visit Santa at the hospital and give him a get-well-soon card?}} | {{TB|Sweetie, would you like to visit Santa at the hospital and give him a get-well-soon card?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sneaky}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sneaky}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Yes, and then afterward, I want to figure out who did this to | + | {{TB|Yes, and then afterward, I want to figure out who did this to him...and why.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Playful}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Playful}} | ||
| − | {{TB|While you find out | + | {{TB|While you find out why...I've got a race to nitrous.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Soup Up the Snowmobile|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Make a Blueprint of His Waterslide and Pool|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Visit Santa|6 seconds|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Visit Santa|6 seconds|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Soup Up the Snowmobile|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Make a Blueprint of His Waterslide and Pool|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Visit Santa|6 seconds|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Visit Santa|6 seconds|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
Latest revision as of 12:38, June 29, 2025
No Crime Like the Present
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No Crime Like the Present is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update.
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