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{{TB|Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!}}
 
{{TB|Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this…}}
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{{TB|Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.}}
 
{{TB|Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.}}
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{{TB|She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.}}
 
{{TB|She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don’t like you, for myriad valid reasons?}}
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{{TB|Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don't like you, for myriad valid reasons?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right. I forgot.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right. I forgot.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that’s just the way of things.}}
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{{TB|Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that's just the way of things.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.}}
 
{{TB|I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
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{{TB|You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don’t let one pass you by!}}
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{{TB|You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don't let one pass you by!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|I really need to sit.}}
 
{{TB|I really need to sit.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I won’t let you miss out on me! {{*}}grabs Marge's hand{{*}}}}
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{{TB|I won't let you miss out on me! {{*}}grabs Marge's hand{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!}}
 
{{TB|I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}pushes Artie away{{*}} Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}pushes Artie away{{*}} Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shrieks while sailing away{{*}} You’re making a grievous error!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shrieks while sailing away{{*}} You're making a grievous error!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|That girl’s got real backbone.}}
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{{TB|That girl's got real backbone.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!}}
 
{{TB|She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Okay, Barn. The way I’m gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.}}
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{{TB|Okay, Barn. The way I'm gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.}}
 
{{TB|Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I truly have all the right moves, don’t I?}}
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{{TB|I truly have all the right moves, don't I?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!}}
 
{{TB|I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!}}
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{{TB|Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--}}
 
{{TB|Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’ve had it up to here with special young men, thank you!}}
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{{TB|I've had it up to here with special young men, thank you!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney|4 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections|4 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]|char=[[Young Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney|4 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections|4 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]|char=[[Young Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?}}
 
{{TB|Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I’m sorry, Homer. I’m just not the ladies’ man you are.}}
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{{TB|I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I'm sorry, Homer. I'm just not the ladies' man you are.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!}}
 
{{TB|You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
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{{TB|Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men’s oversight.}}
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{{TB|Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men's oversight.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|If you honestly think you’re a feminist, you’ve got another thing coming.}}
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{{TB|If you honestly think you're a feminist, you've got another thing coming.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
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{{TB|“Think”. The expression is, “You’ve got another think coming.” Women.}}
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{{TB|"Think". The expression is, "You've got another think coming." Women.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism|8 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism|8 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]|char=[[Young Artie Ziff]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism|8 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism|8 hours|the [[Roller Rink]]|char=[[Young Artie Ziff]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}}
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{{TB|I guess we’re just two ardent feminists who don’t quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we’ll skate a lap of sisterhood.}}
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{{TB|I guess we're just two ardent feminists who don't quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we'll skate a lap of sisterhood.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.}}
 
{{TB|Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I'm not going to let that…that little boy ruin my night!}}
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{{TB|I'm not going to let that...that little boy ruin my night!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’m a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!}}
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{{TB|I'm a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl…}}
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{{TB|She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Coming through! {{*}}knocks Homer down{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Coming through! {{*}}knocks Homer down{{*}}}}

Revision as of 11:34, January 16, 2025


Roller Girl Riot
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Required characters: Young Marge
Optional characters: Young Artie Ziff, Young Barney


Roller Girl Riot is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Young Marge to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
Young Marge - Surprised I didn't know you liked roller skating, Artie.
Young Artie Ziff Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!
Young Marge Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this...
Young Artie Ziff - Happy Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.
Young Artie Ziff - Happy Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!
Task: "Make Young Marge Nervously Try to Roller Skate". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
If Young Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Young Artie Show Off Outrageously". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
Young Barney - Surprised Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.
Teenage Homer - Surprised Never mind him. Who's the babe he's with? She glides like a wobbly angel.
Young Barney She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.
Teenage Homer Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don't like you, for myriad valid reasons?
Young Barney - Sad Oh, right. I forgot.
Teenage Homer - Happy Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that's just the way of things.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
Young Marge I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.
Young Artie Ziff You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don't let one pass you by!
Young Marge I really need to sit.
Young Artie Ziff - Happy I won't let you miss out on me! *grabs Marge's hand*
Young Marge - Annoyed I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!
Task: "Make Young Marge Assert Her Independence". The job takes 8 hours.
Young Artie Ziff - Happy My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male.
Young Marge - Annoyed *pushes Artie away* Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!
Young Artie Ziff - Annoyed *shrieks while sailing away* You're making a grievous error!
Young Barney - Surprised That girl's got real backbone.
Teenage Homer - Happy She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Teenage Homer Okay, Barn. The way I'm gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.
Young Barney Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.
Teenage Homer - Happy I truly have all the right moves, don't I?
Young Marge - Annoyed I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!
Young Barney Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--
Young Marge - Annoyed I've had it up to here with special young men, thank you!
Task: "Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
If Young Barney is owned: Task: "Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
Young Marge - Annoyed By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!
Teenage Homer - Happy Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?
Young Barney - Surprised I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I'm sorry, Homer. I'm just not the ladies' man you are.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Young Artie Ziff Margery, if you're prepared to offer me an apology, then I most graciously accept. Lucky you!
Young Marge - Surprised Me apologize? You have no respect for women!
Young Artie Ziff You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!
Young Artie Ziff Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men's oversight.
Young Marge - Annoyed If you honestly think you're a feminist, you've got another thing coming.
Young Artie Ziff "Think". The expression is, "You've got another think coming." Women.
Task: "Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 8 hours.
If Young Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 8 hours.
Young Artie Ziff I guess we're just two ardent feminists who don't quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we'll skate a lap of sisterhood.
Young Marge - Annoyed Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.
Young Artie Ziff - Annoyed I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl.
Young Marge - Annoyed That's WOMAN to you! *pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
Young Marge - Annoyed I'm not going to let that...that little boy ruin my night!
Young Marge - Annoyed I'm a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!
Task: "Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out". The job takes 12 hours.
Teenage Homer - Happy She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...
Young Marge - Happy Coming through! *knocks Homer down*
Young Barney - Surprised Whoa! Homer, are you all right?
Teenage Homer - Happy Barney, I was just clotheslined by an angel. I've never been better!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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