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{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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{{TB|Hello, I’m here for the introductory knitting class?}}
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{{TB|Hello, I'm here for the introductory knitting class?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Please come in. I’ll be your instructor. My name is---}}
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{{TB|Please come in. I'll be your instructor. My name is---}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Kathy from Personnel!}}
 
{{TB|Kathy from Personnel!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Waylon Smithers. This here yarn store isn’t big enough for the two of us.}}
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{{TB|Waylon Smithers. This here yarn store isn't big enough for the two of us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|You don’t scare me, yarnslinger. I came here for one reason -- to make ugly scarves no one wants as slowly as possible. And I reckon to.}}
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{{TB|You don't scare me, yarnslinger. I came here for one reason -- to make ugly scarves no one wants as slowly as possible. And I reckon to.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|You’ll be begging for mercy before the first purl stitch.}}
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{{TB|You'll be begging for mercy before the first purl stitch.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|We’ll just see about that. Icy silence, then?}}
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{{TB|We'll just see about that. Icy silence, then?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Icy silence it is.}}
 
{{TB|Icy silence it is.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Politely Ignore Smithers|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Glare at Kathy|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Politely Ignore Smithers|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Glare at Kathy|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Hey, hey! Let’s knit, ladies!}}
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{{TB|Hey, hey! Let's knit, ladies!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
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{{TB|Krusty the Clown?! You’re a needle jockey?}}
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{{TB|Krusty the Clown?! You're a needle jockey?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
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{{TB|Nah. I heard the hipsters were into knitting, so I figured: there’s my next desperate attempt to stay relevant.}}
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{{TB|Nah. I heard the hipsters were into knitting, so I figured: there's my next desperate attempt to stay relevant.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Hey, what’s with the weird tension in the room?}}
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{{TB|Hey, what's with the weird tension in the room?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
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{{TB|Those two hate each other. It happens whenever a brash young thread-man saunters into town. There’s bound to be a knit-down.}}
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{{TB|Those two hate each other. It happens whenever a brash young thread-man saunters into town. There's bound to be a knit-down.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|You just can’t avoid crazy in this town, can you?}}
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{{TB|You just can't avoid crazy in this town, can you?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|And knit, and purl, and knit, and purl. Very good, Krusty!}}
 
{{TB|And knit, and purl, and knit, and purl. Very good, Krusty!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|What are you seeing that I’m not, lady? I just sewed my arm to a tea cozy.}}
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{{TB|What are you seeing that I'm not, lady? I just sewed my arm to a tea cozy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Now, now. You’re making progress. Which is more than I can say for poor Waylon.}}
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{{TB|Now, now. You're making progress. Which is more than I can say for poor Waylon.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|I’m… not… giving up! Knit! Purl! Aaaugh!}}
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{{TB|I'm... not... giving up! Knit! Purl! Aaaugh!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Is that a warp, or a weft? I honestly can’t tell!}}
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{{TB|Is that a warp, or a weft? I honestly can't tell!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!}}
 
{{TB|Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
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{{TB|My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn’t it?}}
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{{TB|My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn't it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there’s the door.}}
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{{TB|Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there's the door.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn’t it?}}
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{{TB|I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn't it?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Demonstrate Knitting Technique|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Tie His Yarn in Knots|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Demonstrate Knitting Technique|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Tie His Yarn in Knots|4 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
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{{TB|Really, old timer? Because I just smocked a slip-stitch and half-clustered an entire row of Fair-Isle.}}
 
{{TB|Really, old timer? Because I just smocked a slip-stitch and half-clustered an entire row of Fair-Isle.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|{{*}}biggest gasp ever*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}biggest gasp ever{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Scream}}
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{{TB|That’s… that’s impossible! I’ve never seen such raw talent!}}
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{{TB|That's... that's impossible! I've never seen such raw talent!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I don’t understand a word, yet I can’t tear my eyes off you glorious freaks!}}
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{{TB|I don't understand a word, yet I can't tear my eyes off you glorious freaks!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Mr. Smithers! This lesson is for beginners only. I know a seasoned garter-stitcher when I see one.}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Smithers! This lesson is for beginners only. I know a seasoned garter-stitcher when I see one.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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{{TB|Sorry to disappoint you, but I’ve never clacked needles before today. It looks like human resources isn’t the only field in which you’re second-rate.}}
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{{TB|Sorry to disappoint you, but I've never clacked needles before today. It looks like human resources isn't the only field in which you're second-rate.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
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{{TB|Oh, the enmity! It’s manna from heaven for my damaged soul!}}
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{{TB|Oh, the enmity! It's manna from heaven for my damaged soul!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Hey crazies -- stop turning me on this instant! You’re all so bats, I don’t know who to fall in love with first!}}
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{{TB|Hey crazies -- stop turning me on this instant! You're all so bats, I don't know who to fall in love with first!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’m going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.}}
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{{TB|I'm going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Take a Tea Break|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Take a Tea Break|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!}}
 
{{TB|I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Challenge accepted. Choose… your… pattern.}}
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{{TB|Challenge accepted. Choose... your... pattern.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Cable-knit crew necks. Size: extra-large.}}
 
{{TB|Cable-knit crew necks. Size: extra-large.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
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{{TB|Extra-large?! That’s too much! They can’t possibly survive!}}
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{{TB|Extra-large?! That's too much! They can't possibly survive!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|Very well. What color?}}
 
{{TB|Very well. What color?}}
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{{TB|Gray.}}
 
{{TB|Gray.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Boo}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Boo}}
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{{TB|No! There’s not enough contrast! They’ll die for sure! Heavens! *faints*}}
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{{TB|No! There's not enough contrast! They'll die for sure! Heavens! {{*}}faints{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Having trouble attaching your sleeves, Waylon? Looks like you cast off a little early? Or did you drop a half-slip on your basketweave cast on?}}
 
{{TB|Having trouble attaching your sleeves, Waylon? Looks like you cast off a little early? Or did you drop a half-slip on your basketweave cast on?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Are you blind? I’m pulling left into a quarter-cluster on a mock-smocking stockinette Bainsley tiedown re-cross.}}
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{{TB|Are you blind? I'm pulling left into a quarter-cluster on a mock-smocking stockinette Bainsley tiedown re-cross.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|But… that’s impossible!}}
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{{TB|But... that's impossible!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
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{{TB|Anyone have the slightest clue who’s winning?}}
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{{TB|Anyone have the slightest clue who's winning?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
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{{TB|They're knitting at a level I’ve only seen in the movies!}}
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{{TB|They're knitting at a level I've only seen in the movies!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I will not lose to this man! Eat my Farnsworth Reverse Studsley purl hitch-pull weekender moss-loop!}}
 
{{TB|I will not lose to this man! Eat my Farnsworth Reverse Studsley purl hitch-pull weekender moss-loop!}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Pitch a Knit Fit|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Pitch a Knit Fit|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
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{{TB|I… I don’t believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.}}
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{{TB|I... I don't believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|I think they’re dead. They gave their lives for clothing no one will ever wear. Because they’re homemade. And who wants that?}}
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{{TB|I think they're dead. They gave their lives for clothing no one will ever wear. Because they're homemade. And who wants that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
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{{TB|Wait… I’m getting a pulse. Somehow, they’re both alive!}}
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{{TB|Wait... I'm getting a pulse. Somehow, they're both alive!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?}}
 
{{TB|We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you’re mine.}}
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{{TB|Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you're mine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|My god, you’re right. If I didn’t have you to loathe, I wouldn’t be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you.}}
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{{TB|My god, you're right. If I didn't have you to loathe, I wouldn't be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|And I you.}}
 
{{TB|And I you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}stares meaningfully into his eyes*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}stares meaningfully into his eyes{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|{{*}}returns her gaze with manly directness*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}returns her gaze with manly directness{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Passionately Embrace Smithers|8 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Be Swept Away in the Moment|8 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kathy Passionately Embrace Smithers|8 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Be Swept Away in the Moment|8 hours|[[Yarn Barn]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|What the hell just happened?}}
 
{{TB|What the hell just happened?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|I… don’t know. I have to tell you, I’m gay.}}
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{{TB|I... don't know. I have to tell you, I'm gay.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Me too. And proud of it.}}
 
{{TB|Me too. And proud of it.}}

Revision as of 12:24, January 16, 2025


Knit Fits
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Required characters: Kathy from Personnel
Optional characters: Smithers, Krusty


Knit Fits is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Kathy from Personnel to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
Smithers Hello, I'm here for the introductory knitting class?
Kathy from Personnel - Happy Please come in. I'll be your instructor. My name is---
Smithers - Surprised Kathy from Personnel!
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Waylon Smithers. This here yarn store isn't big enough for the two of us.
Smithers - Annoyed You don't scare me, yarnslinger. I came here for one reason -- to make ugly scarves no one wants as slowly as possible. And I reckon to.
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed You'll be begging for mercy before the first purl stitch.
Smithers - Annoyed We'll just see about that. Icy silence, then?
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Icy silence it is.
Task: "Make Kathy Politely Ignore Smithers". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Glare at Kathy". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
Krusty - Happy Hey, hey! Let's knit, ladies!
Helen Lovejoy - Yay Krusty the Clown?! You're a needle jockey?
Krusty - Embarrassed Nah. I heard the hipsters were into knitting, so I figured: there's my next desperate attempt to stay relevant.
Krusty - Confused Hey, what's with the weird tension in the room?
Helen Lovejoy Those two hate each other. It happens whenever a brash young thread-man saunters into town. There's bound to be a knit-down.
Krusty - Happy You just can't avoid crazy in this town, can you?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
Kathy from Personnel And knit, and purl, and knit, and purl. Very good, Krusty!
Krusty - Confused What are you seeing that I'm not, lady? I just sewed my arm to a tea cozy.
Kathy from Personnel - Happy Now, now. You're making progress. Which is more than I can say for poor Waylon.
Smithers - Angry I'm... not... giving up! Knit! Purl! Aaaugh!
Kathy from Personnel - Happy Is that a warp, or a weft? I honestly can't tell!
Smithers - Annoyed Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!
Kathy from Personnel My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn't it?
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there's the door.
Krusty - Confused I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn't it?
Task: "Make Kathy Demonstrate Knitting Technique". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Tie His Yarn in Knots". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 4 hours.
Kathy from Personnel Very good, students. With the exception of Mr. Smithers, I see a room full of budding mittenists and sweateristos.
Smithers - Excited Really, old timer? Because I just smocked a slip-stitch and half-clustered an entire row of Fair-Isle.
Kathy from Personnel - Surprised *biggest gasp ever*
Helen Lovejoy - Scream That's... that's impossible! I've never seen such raw talent!
Krusty - Confused I don't understand a word, yet I can't tear my eyes off you glorious freaks!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Mr. Smithers! This lesson is for beginners only. I know a seasoned garter-stitcher when I see one.
Smithers Sorry to disappoint you, but I've never clacked needles before today. It looks like human resources isn't the only field in which you're second-rate.
Helen Lovejoy - Yay Oh, the enmity! It's manna from heaven for my damaged soul!
Krusty - Angry Hey crazies -- stop turning me on this instant! You're all so bats, I don't know who to fall in love with first!
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed I'm going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.
Task: "Make Kathy Take a Tea Break". The job takes 8 hours.
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!
Smithers - Angry Challenge accepted. Choose... your... pattern.
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Cable-knit crew necks. Size: extra-large.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty Extra-large?! That's too much! They can't possibly survive!
Smithers - Angry Very well. What color?
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Gray.
Helen Lovejoy - Boo No! There's not enough contrast! They'll die for sure! Heavens! *faints*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Having trouble attaching your sleeves, Waylon? Looks like you cast off a little early? Or did you drop a half-slip on your basketweave cast on?
Smithers - Angry Are you blind? I'm pulling left into a quarter-cluster on a mock-smocking stockinette Bainsley tiedown re-cross.
Kathy from Personnel - Surprised But... that's impossible!
Krusty - Cautious Anyone have the slightest clue who's winning?
Helen Lovejoy - Yay They're knitting at a level I've only seen in the movies!
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed I will not lose to this man! Eat my Farnsworth Reverse Studsley purl hitch-pull weekender moss-loop!
Krusty - Surprised SHE IS A GOLDEN GOD!!!!
Task: "Make Kathy Pitch a Knit Fit". The job takes 24 hours.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty I... I don't believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.
Krusty - Scared I think they're dead. They gave their lives for clothing no one will ever wear. Because they're homemade. And who wants that?
Helen Lovejoy - Yay Wait... I'm getting a pulse. Somehow, they're both alive!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark
Kathy from Personnel - Sad We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?
Smithers - Sad Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you're mine.
Kathy from Personnel - Surprised My god, you're right. If I didn't have you to loathe, I wouldn't be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you.
Smithers - Surprised And I you.
Kathy from Personnel *stares meaningfully into his eyes*
Smithers - Angry *returns her gaze with manly directness*
Task: "Make Kathy Passionately Embrace Smithers". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 8 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Be Swept Away in the Moment". The job takes place at Yarn Barn and takes 8 hours.
Smithers - Surprised What the hell just happened?
Kathy from Personnel - Surprised I... don't know. I have to tell you, I'm gay.
Smithers - Surprised Me too. And proud of it.
Kathy from Personnel - Surprised I guess when two people really, truly despise one another, the attraction is irresistible.
Smithers - Angry That makes zero sense. Dumbest thing I ever heard.
Kathy from Personnel - Annoyed Go to hell, Smithers.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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