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Chillin Like a Snowman is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Deep Freeze to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark ICE to meet you, Springfield! I'll be robbin' yer bank now. I hope it's SNOW problem! *cackles* Deep Freeze! Drop your witticisms and come out with your hands up -- you're under arrest! You're too late, coppers! I'm about to MELT into thin air! Gotta hand it to this guy. He commits to the bit. Commits HARD. Sooner or later, he'll run out of winter-themed quips. Then he's ours. See youse later, Wiggum! It's been SLEET! *cackles* Task: "Make Deep Freeze Hide in Plain Sight". The job takes 4 hours. *chuckling* Dem coppers never see what's hiding right under der noses. Hey Chief, that snowman over there just chuckled smugly. I think we've got our man. Cuff him, Lou! Deep Freeze, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of THAW. How was that? Honestly? Meh. Yeah. Didn't feel great to me, either. You'll get it. It just takes practice. Thanks, D.F. You're all right. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark You'll never keep me locked up. My boys will be springing me out before you can say Jack Frost. Keep mouthing off like that and I might "accidentally" crank up the thermostat. Whoa, whoa. Lou, settle down. Remember, at heart, he's just a guy who likes snow. Chief, don't fall for his jolly act. He shot a security guy at the bank. Well, maybe the rent-a-cop had it coming. Did you ever stop to think of that, Lou? WELL DID YOU? Task: "Make Deep Freeze Cool His Heels in Prison". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. I still haven't gotten my phone call! How're my goons gonna know where to break me out of?! That will not be necessary. Fat Tony?! How did you get in here? With the spare key you gave me at our last poker night. Can you not mention that in front of Lou? Yeah, you wouldn't want me to know the Chief is on your payroll, right? Exactly! See? Lou gets it. I'll be going soon. But I'm taking the snowman with me. I'm his new boss. Ooooh. Plot twist! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark Youse wants me to work for youse, I want double what old Saint Nick pays me. Gladly. The old elf put me on the "Naughty" list at the age of two! When my only crime was extortion and some light smuggling. Normal kid stuff. Hold on. What makes you think I'm just gonna hand Deep Freeze over to you, Fat Tony? I'm sensing this fat roll of hundreds might convince you to look the other way. You are VERY good at reading people. Seriously. I was trying hard to give off an "uncrooked cop" vibe, and you saw right through it. Be a lamb, Tony, and make it look like you broke him out of here, yes? Gotta keep up appearances. With pleasure. Task: "Make Deep Freeze Stage a Prison Break". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Walk Out the Front Door". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. So! Which bank should we rob first, eh, boss? Later. I want you to meet the boys. We're a mob, but we're also a family. Like any family, we quarrel. Sometimes we put each other's heads in vices for snitching. Occasionally, we put cement shoes on a family member and toss him in the river because he looked at the wrong woman. So, normal family stuff. Got it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Boys, meet our new associate - Deep Freeze. Nice to meetcha. We can always use more muscle. I don't know nothin'. Youse boys remind me of the old crew I used to run with before I put them all in a car crusher. Ooh, sounds like there's a funny story there! Task: "Make Deep Freeze Trade Crime Stories". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Me and dem boys had good times. But den I found out dey was shortin' my take. Well, you did what you had to do. I got nothin' to say. So I offed 'em. And here's the punchline -- it turned out I was just being paranoid! Dose fellas was as honest as dey come. I crushed 'em for no reason! Oh, that's great! *barely audible chuckle* No comment. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Okay, fellas. It's time we hit the bank. You boys take point on the robbery and our new associate will cover you. I wanted to be the one to shoot the gun this time! We've talked about this Louie. No more shooting guns for you until you go one month without a friendly fire incident. Aw, shucks. It just doesn't seem fair, is all. Don't youse guys worry, the only thing I do better than robbing banks is snowball fightin'! Task: "Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets". The job takes place at the Snow Bank and takes 24 hours. *cackling* Any of youse coppers come within fifty feet of me, you get a face full of snow! Let's get out of here, Lou. We're overmatched. Uh, Chief? He's throwing snowballs. We have semi-automatic pistols. Did you see exactly how many hundreds were in that roll Fat Tony gave me? No? Then get in the car! Quest reward: 200 and 20