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For the building, see Boat House.

Boat House is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires the Boat House to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After building the Boat House Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in! We're all gonna die! ...he said, not knowing what a "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst... It means a big storm. A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves! In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries. Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it's always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable! Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye... Task: "Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 4 hours. I've seen the kraken tear mighty vessels asunder with its tentacles. 'Twas in a movie whose name escapes me at the moment. But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure! Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don't invite him in, he can't enter, right? Homer, krakens are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We're on land. What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?! Well, it didn't happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better than to pull you to the icy depths of the tub. Stop scaring my husband! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 The fools doubt that the kraken be real. But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises. The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep. Task: "Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass". The job takes place at the Boat House and takes 8 hours. I saw it! The kraken?! Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery. I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps. And that's why the nor-easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle. So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh? Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye. Quest reward: 200 and 20