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A Hole in None is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Lee Carvallo to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Lee Carvallo Welcome to Channel 6's coverage of the Springfield Celebrity Pro-am, America's premier mini-golf tournament. I'm joined by legendary golf champion Lee Carvallo. Lee, how do you like your chances today? I just want to go out there and give it my all. It's a talented field, lot of great players, we'll see how it goes. *chuckles* Every athlete is just a mind-numbingly boring interview, Lee. I didn't realize that included golfers, but I see it does. It is what it is. We'll just see how it goes, try to have fun out there. *laughs* Stunningly bland! Lee, show us some of the trophies you've won over the years. Anything is better than listening to you. Task: "Make Lee Carvallo Display His Awards". The job takes 8 hours. Lee, I would literally kill everyone on this planet for a single daytime Emmy. And here you are, a mindless dud, surrounded by awards. Moving on. Lee, instead of listening to your moronic blather, let's meet the amateur you'll be paired with today. One day at a time, right? That was in no way a response to what I said. Good job, Lee! Hey-diddly-o, Mr. C! Ned here. Honored to be your partner. Excited to get out there and let the chips fall where they may. Course looks to be in great shape, excited for the challenge. What a charming man, eh, Kent? There's not a single working neuron in his skull. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark So, Mr. Carvallo. Are you familiar with our mini-golf course? Need any pointers? *chuckles* You can only do what you can do. We'll see how it goes. Excited to compete. Okay... that's the spirit, I guess. Just be advised, the wind tends to sort of whip around that windmill, so stay to the right. Course is in great shape. Strong field, gonna be a challenge, one shot at a time, short memory. Is that... did you hear what I said? It feels like you didn't... Task: "Make Lee Carvallo Take a Perfect Shot". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle and takes 4 hours. Beautiful tee shot on the first hole for Lee. He's putting on a mini-golf clinic today, folks! Just gotta stay within myself. Can't wait to get out there. Uh... you DO realize we've already started playing, Mr. Carvallo? I've been striking the ball well in practice. We'll see what happens on the course. *uncomfortable chuckle* Let's... let's just move on to the next hole. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark This next green is tricky, Lee. Make sure you aim for the ramp on the left. The other ramp drops you into a pretty nasty spot. Looking forward to playing some mini-golf. Wait, Lee! I meant to say aim for the ramp on the right! The right! Too late! He's stuck behind the little lighthouse. It'll be a double bogey for sure! It is what it is! Every day playing golf is a good day! Oh, my. He's furious. Task: "Make Lee Carvallo Suck at Mini Golf". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle and takes 60 minutes. If I'm seeing the breaks, I like my chances! Beautiful day for golf! Mr. Carvallo, I'm real sorry about that last hole. I made a mistake. Please don't scream at me. It's a marathon, not a sprint! These are some great fans! Mr. Carvallo, you're turning beet red! Try to breathe! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 In a shocking development, Lee Carvallo finds himself ten shots behind the leaders. A living legend, a man who's never lost a mini-golf game in his life, could see it all go up in flames here today. Ever since Ned steered him towards the wrong ramp, Carvallo has completely crumbled. I've rarely seen a professional athlete this broken. Lee, what's going through your head right now? The greens are playing fast but fair! I'm just looking to string together a few good holes! It's great weather for golf! And so this pea-brained champion, this dim-witted maestro of the greens, withers before our very eyes. Task: "Make Lee Carvallo Ruin His Perfect Record". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle and takes 8 hours. Lee Carvallo's sad march continues. Now forty-three shots behind the leaders, he stalks the 17th green, completely unhinged. *shouting in the distance* THIS IS A GREAT TOURNAMENT! I WANT TO THANK BANK OF SPRINGFIELD FOR SPONSORING A FIRST-CLASS OPERATION! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Mr. Carvallo? Can I get you anything? A glass of water maybe? It's about consistency. Just trying to do the same thing, swing after swing. Again, I'm really sorry about what happened. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? *stares daggers at Flanders* Every tournament is different. Sometimes the ball rolls funny. Just one word of comfort for my guilty soul? That's all I ask... *his look growing even more hate-filled* I love the game of golf. Task: "Make Lee Carvallo Show No Love". The job takes 12 hours. It's never easy to watch a greatness dim. Lee Carvallo was a hero to many. Today, that all ended. We may never know exactly what was going on in his head. Or if ANYTHING was going on in his head, which I seriously doubt. But we do know this -- as far as Lee Carvallo is concerned, it was a great day for golf. Also, it is what it is. Quest reward: 200 and 20