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The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees[edit]

Episodes[edit]

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture 2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection 27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding 8:00 Hayride To Heaven 3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday 4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic: When Homer Met Satan 5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God Also: The Be Sharps Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" 88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy 97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal 102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere 6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno 7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation 8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims 170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking 175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s The Listen Lady Is In Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes 9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in Springfield 10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer 221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic: Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins 11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor 234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary 237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic: Life In Hell Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. 241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM 13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! 291 "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral 14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee 300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist 301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer 15 314 "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Now with only nine commandments! Deleted scenes 328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) 334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? 16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs 343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange 355 "Home Away from Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway 356 "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? 17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s Quit St aling Our L tt rs 365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young 372 "Million-Dollar Abie" Today's Topic: Jesus Hates You 377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion 18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife The Simpsons Movie Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing 19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol 405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" Scaredy Cats Not Wanted 20 435 "Wedding for Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach 21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge 455 "Postcards from the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon 462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim 22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral 23 501 "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" This Week's Sermon Pray for: Bart vandalized the marquee. 503 "Them, Robot" We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases 24 514 "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Your Refuge in a sea of trouble. The marquee fills with water and the letters float off. Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free! 526 "Pulpit Friction" Fear Not Saith the Lord The black is made from bed bugs. Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper Deacon: Homer Simpson The Humility of Jesus The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top Jesus on Twitter: #idiedforyoursins Springfield: Now Mischief-Free 25 533 "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" Chip Davis Funeral Springfield's Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw 538 "White Christmas Blues" Welcome Out-of-Towners 539 "Steal This Episode" JOKE? 542 "Diggs" We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's Nelson then steals both "S"s from "S's". 548 "Days of Future Future" Homer Simpson Funeral -- We Told You So Homer Simpson Clone Funeral Previous Donations Honored Homer Simpson Funeral #76 550 "Brick Like Me" The Bible: The Best-Selling Block in the World 28 606 "The Nightmare After Krustmas" Peace and Goodwill To All Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service 29 631 "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" The True Word of God Since 1908 632 "Fears of a Clown" Wi-Fi Password John 3:16 30 657 "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" Eve was framed 31 668 "Marge the Lumberjill" Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font 671 "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week 681 "Warrin' Priests: Part One" Donat to Sign Fund We Ne d Mor L tt rs Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund We Need More Letters" Today's Trouble Marriage: The Simpsons If You Were God You'd Be Home By Now 682 "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Lot Full Use Three Bullies Valet Aloha Sunday! Under Old Management 32 688 "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" Keep Going 689 "The 7 Beer Itch" We Got Nothin' 33 715 "Mothers and Other Strangers" Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone 720 "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!" It Hasn't Blown Over 722 "Pretty Whittle Liar" We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games 723 "The Sound of Bleeding Gums" Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers 728 "Poorhouse Rock" Our Email Was Hacked Do Not Open Attachment 34 737 "When Nelson Met Lisa" Today -- Wedding! Runaway Bride Insurance Available 741 "The Many Saints of Springfield" Closed for De-Liberalizing You Didn't See Nothin' 35 755 "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" Pancake Breakfast Sold Out! Lout Break Letters fall off and move as people walk past it. 768 "Bart's Brain" Like online church, but at church! 36 769 "Bart's Birthday" Today's weddings: Patty and Evelyn Ned Flanders and Ruth Powers Selma and Yes Guy Duffman and Ms. Hoover Non-canon Today's Funerals: Montgomery Burns Old Jewish man Disco Stu Hans Moleman 785 "P.S. I Hate You" All Are Welcome (Some Restrictions Apply) 37 797 "Sashes to Sashes" Mega-Church Salvation at Mini-Church Prices

Comics[edit]

Comic issue Story name Marquee Note Picture The Simpsons Winter Wingding #2 The Christmas That Lasted Forever! Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again The Simpsons Winter Wingding #3 Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! The Simpsons Winter Wingding #4 Off the Grid To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat The Simpsons Calendar The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker Name Here Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar

Games[edit]

Name Level Marquee Note Picture The Simpsons: Hit & Run Level 1 and Level 4 Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame Level 7 No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. The Simpsons: Tapped Out Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" Scaredy Cats Not Wanted