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{{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}}
 
{{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|The word “chalet” implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can’t fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}}
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{{TB|The word "chalet" implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can't fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}}
 
{{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don’t. I don’t even like REGULAR fishing.}}
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{{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don't. I don't even like REGULAR fishing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: “whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you’re dumb for liking it, ya dummy.”}}
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{{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: "whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you're dumb for liking it, ya dummy."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Just pass me a beer.}}
 
{{TB|Just pass me a beer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We don’t have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can’t have that!}}
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{{TB|We don't have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can't have that!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|I’m going to die out here.}}
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{{TB|I'm going to die out here.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|We’re all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You’re turning kind of blue.}}
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{{TB|We're all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You're turning kind of blue.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d… freeze to death.}}
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{{TB|J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... freeze to death.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
{{TB|You'll feel better once you go completely numb.}}
 
{{TB|You'll feel better once you go completely numb.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f… buzz off.}}
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{{TB|Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... buzz off.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.}}
 
{{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’m not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}}
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{{TB|I'm not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}}
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{{TB|It’s already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.}}
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{{TB|It's already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}}
 
{{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}}
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{{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?}}
 
{{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|That’s a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}}
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{{TB|That's a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing|12 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape|4 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I was really hoping to get away from all the peer pressure around drinking for a few days.}}
 
{{TB|I was really hoping to get away from all the peer pressure around drinking for a few days.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Hey, don’t be sore, pal. You don’t have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}}
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{{TB|Hey, don't be sore, pal. You don't have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.}}
 
{{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|If it’s girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}}
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{{TB|If it's girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer|60 minutes|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women|8 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer|60 minutes|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women|8 hours|the [[Ice Fishing Shack]]|char=[[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}pulls out tiny pad of paper and pencil{{*}} Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}pulls out tiny pad of paper and pencil{{*}} Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|So when you talk to a girl, remember that she’s interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.}}
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{{TB|So when you talk to a girl, remember that she's interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn’t be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.}}
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{{TB|And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn't be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|All these years I’ve been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.}}
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{{TB|All these years I've been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you’re a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.}}
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{{TB|But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you're a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}writes in tiny pad of paper{{*}} Be a chick magnet.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}writes in tiny pad of paper{{*}} Be a chick magnet.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I’ve clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.}}
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{{TB|I've clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Well, that’s certainly true. But you’ll feel better about it after a beer.}}
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{{TB|Well, that's certainly true. But you'll feel better about it after a beer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Where did THAT beer come from?}}
 
{{TB|Where did THAT beer come from?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There’s another one! Drink up, pal!}}
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{{TB|No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There's another one! Drink up, pal!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|My Uncle says you should never bow to peer pressure.}}
 
{{TB|My Uncle says you should never bow to peer pressure.}}
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{{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}}
 
{{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Keep at it pal. You’ll come around. {{*}}hic{{*}} I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} Keep at it pal. You'll come around. {{*}}hic{{*}} I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it’s like: “Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!” Boom! I’m drunker than ever.}}
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{{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it's like: "Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!" Boom! I'm drunker than ever.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}}
 
{{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} What about fingers?}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}hic{{*}} What about fingers?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Actually, they’re a little blue. I think you’re getting hypothermia.}}
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{{TB|Actually, they're a little blue. I think you're getting hypothermia.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}belch{{*}} No chance. Homer nice and toasty warm now.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}belch{{*}} No chance. Homer nice and toasty warm now.}}
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{{TB|Oh, god. How did it come to this? I swear, I am never drinking again. EVER.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, god. How did it come to this? I swear, I am never drinking again. EVER.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|…}}
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{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}cracks a beer{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}cracks a beer{{*}}}}

Latest revision as of 13:04, May 1, 2025


Non-Alcoholic Whine
Tapped Out Young Barney Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Required characters: Young Barney
Optional characters: Teenage Homer
Internal name(s): NonAlcoholicWhine
ID(s): 213015 - 213019, 213201 - 213204


Non-Alcoholic Whine is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Young Barney to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark
Young Barney - Happy Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?
Teenage Homer - Surprised The word "chalet" implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can't fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.
Young Barney - Happy Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--
Teenage Homer - Annoyed Gonna stop you right there. I don't. I don't even like REGULAR fishing.
Teenage Homer Listen, my philosophy is: "whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you're dumb for liking it, ya dummy."
Teenage Homer - Happy Just pass me a beer.
Young Barney We don't have any. Being drunk would impair our fishing skills, and we can't have that!
Teenage Homer - Surprised I'm going to die out here.
Task: "Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 4 hours.
If Teenage Homer is owned: Task: "Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 4 hours.
Young Barney - Surprised We're all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You're turning kind of blue.
Teenage Homer - Surprised J-j-just t-t-trying not to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... freeze to death.
Young Barney You'll feel better once you go completely numb.
Teenage Homer - Surprised Know what? You can go f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... buzz off.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark
Young Barney You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.
Teenage Homer - Annoyed I'm not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.
Young Barney It's already as good as dead. Nothing can survive in this cold.
Teenage Homer - Annoyed WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!
Young Barney - Annoyed What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?
Teenage Homer - Annoyed That's a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.
Task: "Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 12 hours.
If Teenage Homer is owned: Task: "Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 4 hours.
Young Barney - Sad Having fun yet, Homer?
Teenage Homer - Sad *cracks open a beer* Sure am, Barn!
Young Barney - Annoyed Hey! Where'd you find that?!
Teenage Homer - Happy Dunno, but I have a theory. I think the universe just sort of wants me to be a drunk.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark
Young Barney - Sad I was really hoping to get away from all the peer pressure around drinking for a few days.
Teenage Homer - Sad Hey, don't be sore, pal. You don't have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.
Young Barney - Annoyed Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.
Teenage Homer - Happy If it's girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.
Task: "Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 60 minutes.
If Teenage Homer is owned: Task: "Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 8 hours.
Teenage Homer The most important thing to remember is that women and men are exactly the same.
Young Barney - Happy *pulls out tiny pad of paper and pencil* Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on.
Teenage Homer - Happy So when you talk to a girl, remember that she's interested in sports, babes, and your personal ranking of the various guitar gods.
Teenage Homer And if she disagrees with you, tell her she couldn't be more wrong, and that she should feel terrible about that.
Young Barney - Surprised All these years I've been trying to figure out what girls like. When it was right in front of my stupid face.
Teenage Homer - Annoyed But the most important thing is to let them know, right up front, that you're a chick magnet and women find you irresistible.
Young Barney - Happy *writes in tiny pad of paper* Be a chick magnet.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark
Young Barney - Sad I've clearly got a lot of work to do on myself before girls will like me.
Teenage Homer - Happy Well, that's certainly true. But you'll feel better about it after a beer.
Young Barney - Surprised Where did THAT beer come from?
Teenage Homer No idea. I just reach down my hand, like this, and-- hey! There's another one! Drink up, pal!
Young Barney - Sad My Uncle says you should never bow to peer pressure.
Teenage Homer - Annoyed A wise man. Now shut up and drink, or else.
Task: "Make Young Barney Try to Fit In". The job takes 4 hours.
Young Barney - Sad Ew, beer is gross.
Teenage Homer - Happy *hic* Keep at it pal. You'll come around. *hic* I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.
Teenage Homer - Happy That way, if I get in a car accident, it's like: "Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!" Boom! I'm drunker than ever.
Young Barney - Sad Homer, I think you might have a problem.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Young Barney's exclamation mark
Young Barney - Sad Come on Homer, let's get you home. I think all this beer is damaging your brain.
Teenage Homer - Surprised *hic* Not the beer. Beer good. Cold bad. Homer still have toes?
Young Barney - Surprised Your toes? Yeah, they're right there in your shoes.
Teenage Homer - Happy *hic* What about fingers?
Young Barney - Surprised Actually, they're a little blue. I think you're getting hypothermia.
Teenage Homer - Surprised *belch* No chance. Homer nice and toasty warm now.
Young Barney - Sad What I'm about to say to you goes with us to our graves - for your own safety, take off your clothes and hold me.
Task: "Make Young Barney Cuddle for Warmth". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 12 hours.
If Teenage Homer is owned: Task: "Make Young Homer Be Cuddled for Warmth". The job takes place at the Ice Fishing Shack and takes 12 hours.
Young Barney Feeling any better, Homer?
Teenage Homer - Sad Oh, god. How did it come to this? I swear, I am never drinking again. EVER.
Teenage Homer ...
Teenage Homer - Happy *cracks a beer*
Teenage Homer - Happy Eh, the universe wants what it wants.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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