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The Patriot

Tapped Out Quest Information

The Patriot is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires Captain Flag to be obtained.

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	gasp America Man?!
	No, little girl. I'm Captain Flag. Defender of the Stars and Stripes. Suplexer of Terrorists. Champion of--
	Never heard of you.
	Guh.
Task: "Make Lisa Look Up Captain Flag". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Captain Flag Spread Patriotism". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Captain Flag, it's so great that you've come to spread patriotism in Springfield.
	It's one of the things we're sorely lacking, along with healthy food, competent medical care, and honest government officials.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark
	What happened to this town, hopeless child?
	It's Lisa.
	No matter. I see a town suffering from a complete lack of patriotism!
	I'm suffering from not seeing your famous Twisting Piledriver!
	My wrestling days are over. But I can give Springfield a heavy dose of Old Glory!
	Eh, I'd rather have the Piledriver.
Task: "Make Captain Flag Proudly Wave the Flag". The job takes 60 minutes.
	No one is paying attention to me or my Stars and Stripes!
	Hey, your flag only has forty-eight stars on it.
	Alaska and Hawaii be damned. There are enough problems in the lower forty-eight!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	Captain Flag, maybe try spreading patriotism from inside the ring. You'd have all of Springfield watching.
	I can't get back in the ring alone! I'm a tag team, and my partner Half-Mast is M.I.A.!
	M.I.A... Munched In an Accident?
	Missing In Action, Dad.
	That's horrible! Not as horrible as Munched In an Accident, but still pretty horrible.
Task: "Make Captain Flag Consider a Comeback as a Solo Act". The job takes place at Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
	Mr. Flag, yer patriotism problem is because people here in Springfield are already so very American.
	You got yer hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and... bald eagle screeches from the corner
	Shut up, you dumb bald-headed bird!
	And where else on planet Earth can people pull off jean shorts! burp
	Jean shorts, eh? I suppose I could give 'em a good ol' American try.
Task: "Make Captain Flag Wear Jean Shorts in the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Captain Flag, your patriotic pummelings have coincided with a thirty-percent uptick in citywide patriotism.
	Unfortunately, flag burnings have upticked a little more.
	There's more smoke coming from flags than the tire fire. It seems you're rather divisive.
	But that's what makes freedom of speech one of the great hallmarks of American liberty.
	Freedom of speech has also made our air unbreathable.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark
	This town is hopeless! Never in my long career traveling between backwater burgs with local wrestling leagues have I experienced a group of people so wildly un-American.
	Springfield, get ready to be Suplexed!
Task: "Make Captain Flag Suplex EVERYONE". The job takes 4 hours.
	He's... he's done it. He's reached peak America.
	crying It's so beautiful.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Wrestling With Success • Enter the Golden Ring • The Springfield Flimflam • Of Hosses and Hookers • Superior Mega Ultra Slam • The Walk of Shame
Captain Flag	The Patriot
Dr. Bonebreak	The Path to Enlightenment
Iron Yuppie	Turna-Bout
Professor Werner von Brawn	Hard Science
Rumbleina	Crazy for You
The Beefy Bishop	Cut the Beef
Rasputin the Friendly Russian	Red in the Face
Honest Abe	Making an Honest Buck