Difference between revisions of "The Path to Enlightenment"

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The Path to Enlightenment is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires Dr. Bonebreak to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark Ah, Springfield. More holy than the temples at Borobudur and Mahabodhi combined. WHHHADDDUPPP, Dr. Bonebreak?! I saw you bust a table over The Beefy Bishop's back on Friday Night Feud! Mmm, yes. I gained true enlightenment from that fight. And that led me to end my career in the ring and Springfield and to pursue the teachings of the Buddha. But you're back. For more enlightenment? Nah, enlightenment doesn't pay much. This monk's gotta make money. Know of any job openings? Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Look for a New Job". The job takes place at the Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Dr. Bonebreak, did you find a job? I was peacefully flipping burgers at Krusty Burger, but some squeaky-voiced teen got in my face so I rubbed his in mayonnaise. I guess it coulda been worse. It was. He had an allergic reaction and was airlifted to the hospital. He is squeaky-voiced no more. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark Your qualifications are perfect, Dr. Bonebreak. I am in need of someone to work the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart. And you're seeking a former professional wrestler? The night shift can get rough, yes. Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Work a Shift at Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours. Dr. Bonebreak! You cannot just break the fingers of teenagers who take a penny but refuse to leave a penny. Stealin's stealin'. And they got off easy. I was going to smash a Squishee machine on their heads. Don't ever do that! It would damage a perfectly good Squishee machine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark Dr. Bonebreak, perhaps you need to find a job that uses your strength but keeps you away from other humans, or anything with bones really. Hmm. Do babies have bones? Yeah. I'd avoid babies entirely. Look at this ad -- the Springfield Dump needs someone to stack junked cars. *reading* Requires superior strength, check. No human interaction, check. And no babies, check! Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Haul Junk". The job takes 4 hours. *suck suck* Oh, no! There's a baby in this dump! I gotta quit! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark Psst, Doc. I hear you got a real knack for keepin' people outta places they don't belong. I could use someone like that at my club. What did you have in mind? Let's just say I need some "rats" exterminated. Rats? Gross! Rats are filthy creatures. Good. So we see eye-to-eye. It's time they get... "whacked". That sounds messy. I prefer to use traps. I'll leave the methods to you. As long as they're swimming with the fishes by nightfall. *chuckles* Silly mobster. Rats can't swim. My point exactly. That's a great idea, I'll donate them to the local pet store so they have some other friends, like the fishes. I'll get right to it. *leaves* Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Search for Rats at the Club". The job takes Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, or a Brown House. So tell me, Doc. You find those "rats" we talked about? Did I ever. There were over thirty of them in the basement. Thirty rats?! I was being more double-crossed than I ever thought! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark None of these jobs are right for me. What am I gonna do? I can't go back to the ring. Dr. Bonebreak, do you realize you're still dressing for your old job? I thought a top coat with no shirt, torn pants and a do-rag would open employment doors. It closes more than it opens. You should not dress for the job you have but rather the job you want. Sounds like you're trying to get a shirt on me. Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Dress for Success". The job takes 4 hours. I dressed for every job I applied for in Springfield but nobody wants me. I might as well just go back to wrestling. Finally you're using your brain! Now stop using your brain, because I'm paying you twenty-five dollars a week to join my new Golden Ring Wrestling league. Twenty-five dollars? How can I eat on that? I assume you eat the wrestlers you defeat. Quest reward: 200 and 20