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{{TB|Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.}}
 
{{TB|Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Eyes Darting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Eyes Darting}}
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{{TB|Don’t look that up.}}
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{{TB|Don't look that up.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|200}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|200}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Town Hall Trashed by Partying]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Town Hall Trashed by Partying]]|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!}}
 
{{TB|Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There’s just a handful of us left.}}
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{{TB|I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There's just a handful of us left.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.}}
 
{{TB|And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Flag]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle|8 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Flag]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Captain Flag Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|And that’s another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!}}
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{{TB|And that's another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|God bless America and smart phones! I’m putting that right on ViewTube.}}
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{{TB|God bless America and smart phones! I'm putting that right on ViewTube.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I thought they were your new heroes.}}
 
{{TB|I thought they were your new heroes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie’s autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman’s Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.}}
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{{TB|They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie's autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman's Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{TB|I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!}}
 
{{TB|I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!}}
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{{TB|Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!}}
 
{{TB|Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Zen}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Zen}}
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{{TB|“Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle.”}}
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{{TB|"Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I can’t help. I’m a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.}}
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{{TB|I can't help. I'm a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Backyard Wrestling Ring]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Backyard Wrestling Ring]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er… I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?}}
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{{TB|A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er... I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!}}
 
{{TB|AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!}}
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{{TB|I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.}}
 
{{TB|I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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{{TB|To be fair, I’m going to beat you both up!}}
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{{TB|To be fair, I'm going to beat you both up!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|That IS fair.}}
 
{{TB|That IS fair.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get Beat Up|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I’m sorry you got beat up on my account.}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry you got beat up on my account.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
 
{{TB|Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?}}
 
{{TB|Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Thinking}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Thinking}}
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{{TB|… Nah, he's got nothing.}}
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{{TB|... Nah, he's got nothing.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Party Limo]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Party Limo]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
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{{TB|But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn’t Buddha say, “If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind”?}}
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{{TB|But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn't Buddha say, "If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon}}
 
{{TB|He said that?}}
 
{{TB|He said that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Beat Up}}
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{{TB|He also said, “Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes.”}}
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{{TB|He also said, "Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Boy, this guy sure wouldn’t stop talking.}}
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{{TB|Boy, this guy sure wouldn't stop talking.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling|4 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Foam Fingers|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling|4 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.}}
 
{{TB|No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
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{{TB|Does that mean you’re going to help us?}}
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{{TB|Does that mean you're going to help us?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Woo}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Bonebreak Icon|Woo}}
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{{TB|Well let’s just say…IT’S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!}}
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{{TB|Well let's just say...IT'S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Dr. Bonebreak]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Dr. Bonebreak]]|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 21:04, March 2, 2025


Of Hosses and Hookers
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Simpsons Wrestling
Required characters: Regular Characters, Mr. Burns, Bart, Milhouse
Optional characters: Premium Characters, Captain Flag, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Wrestling With Success
Next quest(s): The Walk of Shame

Of Hosses and Hookers is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between April 26, 2020 and May 13, 2020
Homer - Angry Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!
Mr. Burns - Shouting Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.
Mr. Burns - Eyes Darting Don't look that up.
Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x200).
Task: "Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns" (x5). The jobs take place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Town Hall Trashed by Partying

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bart - Sad Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!
Captain Flag - Sad I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There's just a handful of us left.
Captain Flag - Sad And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.
Bart I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.
Captain Flag You just got yourself a wrestling match!
Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x100).
Task: "Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Captain Flag is owned: Task: "Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Captain Flag - Happy And that's another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!
Bart - Happy God bless America and smart phones! I'm putting that right on ViewTube.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Milhouse - Scared We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!
Bart - Annoyed I thought they were your new heroes.
Milhouse - Worried They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie's autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman's Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.
Bart - Determined I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!
Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Bart - Determined Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen "Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle."
Bart - Confused Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy I can't help. I'm a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Backyard Wrestling Ring

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Surprised A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er... I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?
Milhouse - Sad AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!
Dr. Bonebreak - Zen What we should do is meditate on this together.
Nelson - Angry Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?
Bart - Annoyed I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.
Nelson To be fair, I'm going to beat you both up!
Milhouse - Sad That IS fair.
Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x150).
Task: "Make Bart Get Beat Up". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Get Beat Up". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Dr. Bonebreak - Sad I'm sorry you got beat up on my account.
Bart - Beat Up Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?
Dr. Bonebreak - Thinking ... Nah, he's got nothing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Party Limo

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Milhouse - Excited But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn't Buddha say, "If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind"?
Dr. Bonebreak He said that?
Bart - Beat Up He also said, "Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes."
Dr. Bonebreak - Annoyed Boy, this guy sure wouldn't stop talking.
Task: "Collect Foam Fingers" (x150).
Task: "Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Dr. Bonebreak - Happy You have moved me!
Bart - Beat Up With the words of Buddha?
Dr. Bonebreak No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.
Milhouse - Excited Does that mean you're going to help us?
Dr. Bonebreak - Woo Well let's just say...IT'S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Dr. Bonebreak

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Gather Foam Fingers Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns 4h Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Brown House Foam Finger5, XP45
Search Stadium Parking Lots for Foam Fingers The Beefy Bishop, Rumbleina, Professor Werner von Brawn Stadium Entrance, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Sumo Stadium, Brown House Foam Finger8, XP70


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