Difference between revisions of "Enter the Golden Ring"

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Enter the Golden Ring is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Wrestling With Success Sir, your Golden Ring Wrestling is a hit! Yes, I’ve combined the old with the new. Like that young kidney I had transplanted to work alongside my own. Now it’s time for my aged wrestlers to give me new life by making me money! Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x175). Task: "Make Burns Order Wrestlers to Promote His Businesses". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. *reading* “After I work up a sweat in the ring -- I hit the showers with nuclear power!” *reading* “Burns’ Root-Rot Defoliant Body Slams plants dead!” Mr. Burns, shilling for your business enterprises has left me less red and white and more blue. Just read the cue card, soldier! Yes, sir. Following orders, sir. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Wrestling Pavilion

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 I thought having wrestling back would be awesome, but all they do is hawk Burns’ businesses. I bought fifty gallons of Burns’ defoliant and I’ve got nothing to defole! *interrupts* Listen up, Springfield! Golden Ring Wrestling is dead! SEW -- Springfield Elite Wrestling has been born! Hailing from parts unknown, we got Alex Ace, Crystal Axe, and me, the IRON YUPPIE! We’re badder, we’re bolder, and our tights are TIGHTER! Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x100). Task: "Make Bart be Skeptical of Springfield Elite Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Flock to Springfield Elite Wrestling" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and take 12 hours. Do these freaks really expect to have fans with their fake body blows and blood?! Homer - WooHoo Woohoo! Elite Wrestling is EXTREME wrestling! And Elite sounds classy. It’s like caviar on hotdogs! We’re climbin’ the social ladder with fancy Choke Slams and Neck Crushers! Whooo! SEW for life! Ugh. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Smithers, why is no one fawning over MY wrestlers? Sorry, sir. Golden Ring attendance is down forty percent. People are more in love with SEW. I’ve never understood “love”. I could teach you. That’s a waste of time! Teach me who’s behind this wrestling invasion instead! Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x175). Task: "Make Smithers Investigate Springfield Elite Wrestling". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Bart Be Disgusted With SEW". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. So who is it, Smithers? A nouveau riche smark? Some corporate carpetbagger? A lucha libre lothario? It’s just me, Monty! *gasp* Aristotle Amadopolis, my old nemesis! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Tofu Bell

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Muscling in on my wrestling turf, Amadopolis? I won’t have it! Don’t go nuclear, Monty! Play your cards right and we can both put some serious jingle in our pants. My artificial hip already jingles. But tell me, what do you have in mind? A Unification Super Slam! Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x125). Task: "Make Mr. Burns Agree to Unification Super Slam". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Aristotle Amadopolis is owned: Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Agree to Unification Super Slam". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. It’s simple: It will be a supreme Springfield cross-promotion -- your wrestlers facing mine. The belt going to the winner of the title bout! But I want my man to win. And he will! For a price -- your beloved golden statue of Glamorous Godfrey. Fix the match? Such a thing has never been done in the history of professional wrestling! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Wrestlers Dressing Room

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 I gave up my prized statue of Glamorous Godfrey, but it will ensure victory for GRW and myself! Captain Flag, as a patriot and Power-Slammer, I salute you. Thank you for participating in a tawdry, rigged match. A soldier-wrestler always follows orders, sir. Good soldier. Now all my wrestlers must begin training for the Super Slam immediately! Task: "Collect Feather Boas" (x125). Task: "Make Mr. Burns Exhort Wrestlers to Train Harder". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. I said “Train!”, you gargantuan gogmagogs! Why train? We know we are going to win. Da, Comrade Burns. We are masters of kayfabe. I will set Kayfabe straight. For I am your master! No, kayfabe is the art of making staged performances real. I see. Then kayfabe away! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Captain Flag

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Search the Trash for Feather Boas Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns 4h Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, or Brown House 5, 45 Solicit Streetwalkers for Feather Boas Professor Werner von Brawn Carnaby Street, Classy Girls Strip Club, or Brown House 8, 70