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|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
 
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|characters = [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Deep Freeze]]
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|optional = [[Ralph]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 
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{{TB|Hey, Savage!}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Savage!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|That’s my name. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good description of my character.}}
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{{TB|That's my name. Coincidentally, it's also a pretty good description of my character.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{TB|The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?}}
 
{{TB|The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Hi, policemans! I’m the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!}}
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{{TB|Hi, policemans! I'm the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I’ve got a big police job for you. You’re playing [[Monopoly]] with me!}}
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{{TB|I've got a big police job for you. You're playing [[Monopoly]] with me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
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{{TB|Sure, I’ll play. But not by the rules.}}
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{{TB|Sure, I'll play. But not by the rules.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{TB|Savage!}}
 
{{TB|Savage!}}
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{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sly}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sly}}
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{{TB|Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit’s due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.}}
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{{TB|Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit's due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.}}
 
{{TB|Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|I don’t know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.}}
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{{TB|I don't know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.}}
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{{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like {{*}}pew pew{{*}}.}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|“Snow shooters”. I like how harmless that sounds.}}
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{{TB|"Snow shooters". I like how harmless that sounds.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Thought I’d throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say “snow shooters”, you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
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{{TB|Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say "snow shooters", you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I’m on it!}}
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{{TB|I'm on it!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Practice His Action Puns|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Do Paperwork|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|100}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Practice His Action Puns|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Do Paperwork|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|100}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
 
{{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Have fun catching the bad guys! I’ll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!}}
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{{TB|Have fun catching the bad guys! I'll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Snow Bank]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Snow Bank]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|Banzai charge!}}
 
{{TB|Banzai charge!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Wait! Don’t charge in until we have a plan!}}
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{{TB|Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
 
{{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let’s make like snow and flake!}}
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{{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|{{*}}kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}kicks over a cabinet{{*}} Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Mad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Mad}}
 
{{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.}}
 
{{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|You’re a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
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{{TB|You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Oh my God. They’re… they’re…}}
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{{TB|Oh my God. They're... they're...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
−
{{TB|They’re Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.}}
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{{TB|They're Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{TB|Nooooooo!}}
 
{{TB|Nooooooo!}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I wear my policeman’s uniform over my PJs so I don’t have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!}}
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{{TB|I wear my policeman's uniform over my PJs so I don't have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?}}
 
{{TB|Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Hand in your badge, Savage! I’m mad at you for I-forget-why!}}
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{{TB|Hand in your badge, Savage! I'm mad at you for I-forget-why!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Probably, I’m guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?}}
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{{TB|Probably, I'm guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|…}}
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{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|My PJs are itchy under my uniform.}}
 
{{TB|My PJs are itchy under my uniform.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Let’s question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
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{{TB|Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Play Bad Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Play Bad Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Determined}}
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{{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself “Deep Freeze”.}}
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{{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself "Deep Freeze".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
 
{{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
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{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ANNOYED GRUNT*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ANNOYED GRUNT{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Deep Freeze]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Deep Freeze]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
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{{TB|Don’t respond to that, Story Homer.}}
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{{TB|Don't respond to that, Story Homer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.}}
 
{{TB|He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
−
{{TB|Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas…}}
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{{TB|Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it’s black-out drunk.}}
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{{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|To Moe’s!}}
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{{TB|To Moe's!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Visit Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets|24 hours|the [[Snow Bank]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Visit Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets|24 hours|the [[Snow Bank]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
−
{{TB|That’s ten eggnogs you’ve had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
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{{TB|That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
−
{{TB|Nothin’ yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per’aps a tasty eggnog will help!}}
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{{TB|Nothin' yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per'aps a tasty eggnog will help!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}heavy sigh{{*}} I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.}}
 
{{TB|Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
−
{{TB|Why would he rob it again, when he knows it’s been cleaned out?}}
+
{{TB|Why would he rob it again, when he knows it's been cleaned out?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
−
{{TB|It ain’t easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can’t justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.}}
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{{TB|It ain't easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can't justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
−
{{TB|We’d better take the Snow Mobile.}}
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{{TB|We'd better take the Snow Mobile.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Snow Mobile]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Snow Mobile]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
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{{TB|Chief, we’re heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.}}
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{{TB|Chief, we're heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
−
{{TB|We’re not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.}}
+
{{TB|We're not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They’re authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.}}
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{{TB|Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They're authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they’re incompetent!}}
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{{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|“Incompetent”? What’s that?}}
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{{TB|"Incompetent"? What's that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{TB|Hoo boy.}}
 
{{TB|Hoo boy.}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We’ve got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
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{{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Mad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Mad}}
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{{TB|We’ve already turned one cheek. Don’t make us turn the other one!}}
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{{TB|We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Annoyed}}
−
{{TB|You don’t scare me, Coppers.}}
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{{TB|You don't scare me, Coppers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
 
{{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
 
{{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who’s really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.}}
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{{TB|Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who's really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Youse’ll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.}}
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{{TB|Youse'll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Another new building, eh? All right. Let’s unlock it and see what’s what.}}
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{{TB|Another new building, eh? All right. Let's unlock it and see what's what.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Truck Stop Diner]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Truck Stop Diner]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|I know what you’re gonna say, Savage, but I’d really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--}}
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{{TB|I know what you're gonna say, Savage, but I'd really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
−
{{TB|I’ve got a dumber idea.}}
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{{TB|I've got a dumber idea.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Don’t say “banzai charge”. Don’t say “banzai charge”…}}
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{{TB|Don't say "banzai charge". Don't say "banzai charge"...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that’s a good idea?}}
+
{{TB|{{*}}sound of explosions{{*}} How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
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{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered…Santa Claus? }}
+
{{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus? }}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|You bet your stockings it is! }}
 
{{TB|You bet your stockings it is! }}
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{{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
 
{{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
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{{TB|I needed the cash! You think it’s CHEAP making toys for every child in the world? }}
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{{TB|I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world? }}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
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{{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that’s easy on a saint’s income?}}
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{{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
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{{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way… for a cut of the loot. }}
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{{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot. }}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist! }}
 
{{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist! }}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
−
{{TB|That’s cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it’s just cheap!}}
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{{TB|That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!}}
 
{{TB|Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Currency-earning jobs ==
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{{TH|Character(s)}}
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{{TH|Location(s)}}
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{{TBT|Kick Pile of Snow Into Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Homer]]}}
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{{TRs|4h|14}}
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{{TRs|[[Simpson House]] or [[Brown House]]|14}}
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{{TRs|{{Snowball|6}}, {{XP|45}}|11}}
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{{TBT|Try Making Perfectly Rounded Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Lisa]]}}
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{{TBT|Pack Perfect Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Bart]]}}
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{{TBT|Make Lumpy Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Marge]]}}
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{{TBT|Forget How to Make Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Grampa]]}}
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{{TBT|Gnaw on Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Maggie]]}}
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{{TBT|Shoot at Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Wiggum]]}}
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{{TBT|Juggle Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Krusty]]}}
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{{TBT|Pay Someone to Make Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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{{TBT|Calculate How to Shape Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Martin]]}}
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{{TBT|Steal Snowballs From Kids}}
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{{TB|[[Nelson]]}}
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{{TBT|Closely Guard Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Don Brodka]]}}
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{{TRs|{{Snowball|9}}, {{XP|70}}|3}}
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{{TBT|Lack Confidence in Making Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Young Barney]]}}
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{{TBT|Make Many Different Kinds of Snowballs}}
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{{TB|[[Young Marge]]}}
 
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Latest revision as of 11:34, January 16, 2025


A Savage Thaw
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Required characters: Bart, Milhouse, Deep Freeze
Optional characters: Ralph, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3
Next quest(s): Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4

A Savage Thaw is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3
Chat Bubble Decoration
Milhouse - Worried Hey, Savage!
Bart That's my name. Coincidentally, it's also a pretty good description of my character.
Milhouse - Worried The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?
Ralph - Happy Hi, policemans! I'm the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!
Ralph - Happy I've got a big police job for you. You're playing Monopoly with me!
Bart - Determined Sure, I'll play. But not by the rules.
Milhouse - Worried Savage!
Task: "Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Chat Bubble Decoration
Ralph - Happy My police gun shot me again.
Bart - Scared You think maybe we should take you to the hospital, Captain?
Ralph - Happy I have a police car with police lights and police sounds and one time I ranned over a pedestrian.
Lisa - Sly Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit's due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro
Chat Bubble Decoration
Ralph - Sad Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!
Bart Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.
Milhouse - Worried I don't know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.
Ralph - Sad The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.
Marge - Happy "Snow shooters". I like how harmless that sounds.
Bart Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say "snow shooters", you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.
Homer - Happy I'm on it!
Task: "Make Bart Practice His Action Puns". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Do Paperwork". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Snowballs" (x100).
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Bart - Smug All right Meeks, let's roll out.
Ralph - Happy Have fun catching the bad guys! I'll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Snow Bank and Free Land Token

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
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Bart - Bored Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?
Milhouse - Worried We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--
Bart - Happy Banzai charge!
Milhouse - Scared Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!
Bart - Happy I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!
Task: "Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank". The job takes place at the Snow Bank and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage". The job takes place at the Snow Bank and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Collect Snowballs" (x300).
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Deep Freeze - Surprised Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!
Bart - Angry *kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!
Milhouse - Mad Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.
Bart - Annoyed You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?
Milhouse - Scared Oh my God. They're... they're...
Bart - Bored They're Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.
Milhouse - Scream Nooooooo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Festive Carolers x2

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
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Ralph - Happy I wear my policeman's uniform over my PJs so I don't have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!
Bart - Annoyed Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?
Ralph - Happy Hand in your badge, Savage! I'm mad at you for I-forget-why!
Bart - Annoyed Probably, I'm guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?
Ralph - Happy ...
Ralph - Happy My PJs are itchy under my uniform.
Milhouse - Confused Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.
Task: "Make Bart Play Bad Cop". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Snowballs" (x300).
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Milhouse - Determined The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself "Deep Freeze".
Bart - Rolling Eyes Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.
Milhouse - Determined Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.
Bart - Bored Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.
Homer You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.
Homer - Dreamy Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!
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Homer - Happy I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.
Homer - Angry *ANNOYED GRUNT*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Deep Freeze and Free Land Token

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
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Bart - Surprised Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?
Homer - Horrified Don't respond to that, Story Homer.
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Homer - Happy Fire away, Copper!
Homer - Furious Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!
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Bart - Determined Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?
Homer He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.
Milhouse - Confused Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...
Homer - Thoughtful I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.
Bart To Moe's!
Task: "Make Bart Visit Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets". The job takes place at the Snow Bank and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Collect Snowballs" (x300).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Bart - Annoyed That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?
Homer - Drunk Nothin' yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per'aps a tasty eggnog will help!
Milhouse - Sad *heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.
Moe Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.
Bart - Annoyed Why would he rob it again, when he knows it's been cleaned out?
Moe - Surprised It ain't easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can't justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.
Bart - Determined We'd better take the Snow Mobile.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Snow Mobile and Free Land Token

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
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Bart - Determined Chief, we're heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.
Bart - Bored We're not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.
Ralph - Happy Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They're authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.
Bart - Angry Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!
Ralph - Happy "Incompetent"? What's that?
Bart - Rolling Eyes Hoo boy.
Task: "Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile". The job takes place at the Snow Mobile and takes 12 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Collect Snowballs" (x300).
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Rod Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!
Todd - Mad We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!
Deep Freeze - Annoyed You don't scare me, Coppers.
Bart - Smug Well maybe I do!
Deep Freeze - Surprised Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who's really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.
Deep Freeze - Sad Youse'll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.
Bart Another new building, eh? All right. Let's unlock it and see what's what.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Truck Stop Diner and Free Land Token

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Chat Bubble Decoration
Milhouse - Worried I know what you're gonna say, Savage, but I'd really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--
Bart - Determined I've got a dumber idea.
Milhouse - Scared Don't say "banzai charge". Don't say "banzai charge"...
Bart - Determined *sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?
Milhouse - Sad You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!
Task: "Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner". The job takes place at the Truck Stop Diner and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage". The job takes place at the Truck Stop Diner and takes 8 hours.
Chat Bubble Decoration
Bart - Surprised Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus?
Santa Claus - Annoyed You bet your stockings it is!
Milhouse - Confused But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?
Santa Claus - Defensive I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world?
Santa Claus - Defensive And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?
Bart - Sneaky Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot.
Homer - Surprised Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist!
Lisa - Angry That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!
Homer - Annoyed Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Kick Pile of Snow Into Snowballs Homer 4h Simpson House or Brown House Snowball6, XP45
Try Making Perfectly Rounded Snowballs Lisa
Pack Perfect Snowballs Bart
Make Lumpy Snowballs Marge
Forget How to Make Snowballs Grampa
Gnaw on Snowballs Maggie
Shoot at Snowballs Wiggum
Juggle Snowballs Krusty
Pay Someone to Make Snowballs Mr. Burns
Calculate How to Shape Snowballs Martin
Steal Snowballs From Kids Nelson
Closely Guard Snowballs Don Brodka Snowball9, XP70
Lack Confidence in Making Snowballs Young Barney
Make Many Different Kinds of Snowballs Young Marge


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