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|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
 
|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
 
|requirements =  
 
|requirements =  
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|characters =  
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|characters = [[Marge]], [[Maggie]]
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|optional =  
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|optional = [[Baby Gerald]], [[Santa's Little Helper]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 
|previous = {{TOQP|Christmas is Canceled|7}}
 
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|next = {{TOQP|Christmas is Canceled|8}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
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{{TB|Sorry, not “toy” trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express!}}
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{{TB|Sorry, not "toy" trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus?}}
 
{{TB|Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|Ooh, good idea! I’ll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa.}}
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{{TB|Ooh, good idea! I'll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Yes. I’ll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously.}}
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{{TB|Yes. I'll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Look, I know you’re nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you’re one year old. Get a grip.}}
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{{TB|Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.}}
 
{{THT|'''Reward:''' [[Maggie]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Reward:''' [[Maggie]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|100}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|100}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around…}}
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{{TB|Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Toy Train]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Toy Train]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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{{TB|I don’t think the boiler speaks pacifier. I’m gonna need a translation, lady.}}
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{{TB|I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish|4 hours|the [[Toy Train]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish|4 hours|the [[Toy Train]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish|4 hours|the [[Toy Train]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish|4 hours|the [[Toy Train]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Maggie says she’d like a new pacifier for Christmas.}}
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{{TB|Maggie says she'd like a new pacifier for Christmas.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|That’s depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we’ll freeze to death out here.}}
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{{TB|That's depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we'll freeze to death out here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|How about: “Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents”?}}
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{{TB|How about: "Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible.}}
 
{{TB|Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|“Always leave ‘em a little disappointed”, Santa says. He’s one sick puppy, Kris Kringle.}}
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{{TB|"Always leave 'em a little disappointed", Santa says. He's one sick puppy, Kris Kringle.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pile of Presents]] x4|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pile of Presents]] x4|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|He stole Santa’s sleigh, with all the presents!}}
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{{TB|He stole Santa's sleigh, with all the presents!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of ‘nog, and ran off crying into the snow!}}
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{{TB|Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of 'nog, and ran off crying into the snow!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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{{TB|In this cold, it’s probably best to just accept that he’s dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang!}}
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{{TB|In this cold, it's probably best to just accept that he's dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Determined}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|Maggie says we can’t give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes…?}}
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{{TB|Maggie says we can't give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes...?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Determined}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|…and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!}}
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{{TB|...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Look for Santa|8 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Resent Gerald|8 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Pile of Presents]]|3}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Look for Santa|8 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Resent Gerald|8 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Pile of Presents]]|3}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{TB|Over here! I think we found him!}}
 
{{TB|Over here! I think we found him!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{TB|More ‘nog. Just want eggy oblivion…}}
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{{TB|More 'nog. Just want eggy oblivion...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Don’t give up, Santa! The world loves you!}}
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{{TB|Don't give up, Santa! The world loves you!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}notices Marge, instantly sobers{{*}} Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don’t see many naughty girls up here.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}notices Marge, instantly sobers{{*}} Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don't see many naughty girls up here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|She doesn’t like that you’re hitting on her mother, Sir.}}
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{{TB|She doesn't like that you're hitting on her mother, Sir.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey, what Mrs. Claus don’t know won’t kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she’s here!}}
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{{TB|Hey, what Mrs. Claus don't know won't kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she's here!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Santa, there you are!}}
 
{{TB|Santa, there you are!}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
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{{TB|Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you’re with other people?}}
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{{TB|Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you're with other people?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{TB|I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it.}}
 
{{TB|I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}  
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{{TB|Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo…}}
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{{TB|Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon}}
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{{TB|Come on, Santa. Let’s get you back home.}}
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{{TB|Come on, Santa. Let's get you back home.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don’t you want your sleigh back?}}
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{{TB|What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don't you want your sleigh back?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Tired}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Tired}}
 
{{TB|Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right?}}
 
{{TB|Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Tired}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Tired}}
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{{TB|I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We’ll do it then.}}
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{{TB|I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We'll do it then.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|You’re right, Maggie. I won’t let America get dragged down to Canada’s level, either. Let’s save American Christmas!}}
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{{TB|You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald|4 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald|4 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald|4 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald|4 hours|[[Santa's House]], [[The North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald’s evil lair.}}
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{{TB|Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Pointing}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Pointing}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|Geez, I don’t think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo.}}
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{{TB|Geez, I don't think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Toy Fortress]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Toy Fortress]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt!}}
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{{TB|Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt!}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|Easy, Gerald. It’s not too late to get back on the Nice List. Just put down the toy gun and let’s talk.}}
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{{TB|Easy, Gerald. It's not too late to get back on the Nice List. Just put down the toy gun and let's talk.}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Monkey Dance}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Monkey Dance}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|I was praying it wouldn’t come to this…}}
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{{TB|I was praying it wouldn't come to this...}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|BABY DANCE BATTLE!}}
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{{TB|BABY DANCE BATTLE!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]|char=[[Baby Gerald]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]|char=[[Baby Gerald]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle|8 hours|the [[Toy Fortress]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect Cookies|350}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}exhausted glare{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}exhausted glare{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Thumbs Up}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It’s hard to tell.}}
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{{TB|Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It's hard to tell.}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}cries{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}cries{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Way to go, Maggie!}}
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{{TB|Way to go, Maggie!}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We’re sending you home!}}
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{{TB|Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We're sending you home!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Greyhound Sleigh]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Greyhound Sleigh]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute.}}
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{{TB|I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute.}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa’s Little Helper into the story.}}
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{{TB|Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa's Little Helper into the story.}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|That’s great fan service, Maggie!}}
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{{TB|That's great fan service, Maggie!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh|12 hours|[[Maggie]]|the [[Greyhound Sleigh]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh|12 hours|the [[Greyhound Sleigh]]|char=[[Santa's Little Helper]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh|12 hours|[[Maggie]]|the [[Greyhound Sleigh]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh|12 hours|the [[Greyhound Sleigh]]|char=[[Santa's Little Helper]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!}}
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{{TB|Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{TB|Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now.}}
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{{TB|Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now.}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{TB|You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while?}}
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{{TB|You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while?}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|What about Mrs. Claus?}}
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{{TB|What about Mrs. Claus?}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|She went out for candy canes and hasn’t come back. I think she met another immortal fatso.}}
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{{TB|She went out for candy canes and hasn't come back. I think she met another immortal fatso.}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Oh, you poor man!}}
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{{TB|Oh, you poor man!}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Wink}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon|Wink}}
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{{TB|So what do you say? I could make you very jolly…}}
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{{TB|So what do you say? I could make you very jolly...}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Wink}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Wink}}
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{{TB|{{*}}girlish giggle{{*}}}}
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{{TB|{{*}}girlish giggle{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TBT|Eat the Head Off the Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Homer]]}}
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{{TRs|4h|16}}
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{{TRs|[[Flanders House]] or [[Brown House]]|16}}
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{{TRs|{{Cookie|6}}, {{XP|45}}|13}}
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{{TBT|Carefully Decorate the Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Lisa]]}}
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{{TBT|Ruin His Dinner With Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Bart]]}}
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{{TBT|Make a Happy Cookie Family}}
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{{TB|[[Marge]]}}
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{{TBT|Take Out Teeth to Eat Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Grampa]]}}
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{{TBT|Play Dolls With Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Maggie]]}}
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{{TBT|Share Cookies With His Kids}}
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{{TB|[[Cletus]]}}
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{{TBT|Complain About Cookies Being Subpar}}
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{{TB|[[Comic Book Guy]]}}
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{{TBT|Be Allergic to Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Milhouse]]}}
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{{TBT|Give Cookies Milk Baths}}
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{{TB|[[Ralph]]}}
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{{TBT|Make Tiny Sailboats for Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Sea Captain]]}}
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{{TBT|Share Cookies With Lenny}}
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{{TB|[[Carl]]}}
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{{TBT|Share Cookies With Carl}}
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{{TB|[[Lenny]]}}
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{{TBT|Putter About With Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Lee Carvallo]]}}
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{{TRs|{{Cookie|9}}, {{XP|70}}|3}}
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{{TBT|Focus Test Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Jim Hope]]}}
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{{TBT|Have a Blast Making Cookies}}
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{{TB|[[Young Marge]]}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quests/A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/A Simpsons Christmas Special}}

Latest revision as of 11:13, January 16, 2025


Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Simpsons Christmas Special
Required characters: Marge, Maggie
Optional characters: Baby Gerald, Santa's Little Helper, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7
Next quest(s): Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7
Homer - Happy Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains.
Maggie - Annoyed *suck suck*
Homer - Cautious Sorry, not "toy" trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express!
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Happy Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus?
Maggie - Happy *suck suck*
Marge - Thoughtful Ooh, good idea! I'll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa.
Maggie - Thumbs Up *suck suck*
Marge - Annoyed Yes. I'll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously.
Maggie - Angry *suck suck*
Marge - Annoyed Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.
Reward: Maggie
Task: "Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Cookies" (x100).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Maggie - Up Arms *suck suck*
Marge - Surprised You're right Maggie! Santa's train is here to pick us up.
Conductor Otto - Happy All aboard the Santa Express! Next stop, the South Pole!
Maggie - Annoyed *suck suck*
Conductor Otto - Happy Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Toy Train and Free Land Token

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge So Otto, how long have you been the conductor of the Santa Express?
Conductor Otto Oh, ever since they invented magic trains that run on Christmas wishes.
Conductor Otto Which was in, like, 2011. Elon Musk has trouble focusing on one project at a time.
Conductor Otto - Surprised *clunk* Whoops! The magic boiler needs more fuel. Do me a solid and tell it some of your Christmas wishes.
Maggie - Happy *suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck*
Conductor Otto I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.
Task: "Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish". The job takes place at the Toy Train and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish". The job takes place at the Toy Train and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Cookies" (x350).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Maggie - Happy *suck suck*
Marge Maggie says she'd like a new pacifier for Christmas.
Conductor Otto - Sad That's depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we'll freeze to death out here.
Maggie - Thumbs Up *suck suck*
Marge - Happy How about: "Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents"?
Conductor Otto - Happy Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible.
Conductor Otto - Happy "Always leave 'em a little disappointed", Santa says. He's one sick puppy, Kris Kringle.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pile of Presents x4

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Chat Bubble Decoration
Conductor Otto - Happy North Pole! Everybody get out!
Elf Bart - Sad Otto! Remember that baby you brought on your last run? Gerald? One big, weird eyebrow?
Maggie - Surprised *suck suck*
Elf Bart - Sad He stole Santa's sleigh, with all the presents!
Elf Lisa - Sad Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of 'nog, and ran off crying into the snow!
Conductor Otto In this cold, it's probably best to just accept that he's dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang!
Maggie - Determined *suck suck*
Marge - Serious Maggie says we can't give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes...?
Maggie - Determined *suck suck*
Marge - Sad ...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!
Task: "Make Marge Look for Santa". The job takes place at Santa's House, The North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Resent Gerald". The job takes place at Santa's House, The North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Place Pile of Presents" (x3).
Task: "Collect Cookies" (x350).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Surprised Over here! I think we found him!
Santa Homer - Drunk More 'nog. Just want eggy oblivion...
Marge - Sad Don't give up, Santa! The world loves you!
Santa Homer *notices Marge, instantly sobers* Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don't see many naughty girls up here.
Maggie - Annoyed *suck suck*
Marge - Nervous She doesn't like that you're hitting on her mother, Sir.
Santa Homer Hey, what Mrs. Claus don't know won't kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she's here!
Mrs. Claus - Annoyed Santa, there you are!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mrs. Claus

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Curious Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you're with other people?
Homer - Thoughtful I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it.
Homer - Cautious Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo...
Chat Bubble Decoration
Mrs. Claus Come on, Santa. Let's get you back home.
Marge - Surprised What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don't you want your sleigh back?
Elf Lisa - Tired Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right?
Elf Bart - Tired I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We'll do it then.
Maggie - Angry *suck suck*
Marge - Serious You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!
Task: "Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald". The job takes place at Santa's House, The North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald". The job takes place at Santa's House, The North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Cookies" (x350).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Surprised Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.
Maggie - Pointing *suck suck*
Marge - Nervous Geez, I don't think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Toy Fortress and Free Land Token

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Serious Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt!
Baby Gerald - Surprised *ominous glare*
Marge - Nervous Easy, Gerald. It's not too late to get back on the Nice List. Just put down the toy gun and let's talk.
Baby Gerald - Annoyed *ominous glare*
Maggie - Angry *suck suck*
Baby Gerald - Surprised *ominous glare*
Maggie - Monkey Dance *suck suck*
Marge - Nervous I was praying it wouldn't come to this...
Marge - Scared BABY DANCE BATTLE!
Task: "Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle". The job takes place at the Toy Fortress and takes 8 hours.
If Baby Gerald is owned: Task: "Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle". The job takes place at the Toy Fortress and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle". The job takes place at the Toy Fortress and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Collect Cookies" (x350).
Chat Bubble Decoration
Baby Gerald - Sad *exhausted glare*
Maggie - Thumbs Up *suck suck*
Marge - Confused Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It's hard to tell.
Baby Gerald - Annoyed *cries*
Marge - Happy Way to go, Maggie!
Marge - Angry Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We're sending you home!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Greyhound Sleigh and Free Land Token

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Happy I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute.
Maggie - Happy *suck suck*
Marge - Thoughtful Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa's Little Helper into the story.
Marge - Happy That's great fan service, Maggie!
Task: "Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh". The job takes place at the Greyhound Sleigh, requires Maggie, and takes 12 hours.
If Santa's Little Helper is owned: Task: "Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh". The job takes place at the Greyhound Sleigh and takes 12 hours.
Chat Bubble Decoration
Marge - Thoughtful Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!
Santa Homer - Drunk Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now.
Santa Homer - Drunk You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while?
Marge - Surprised What about Mrs. Claus?
Santa Homer - Sad She went out for candy canes and hasn't come back. I think she met another immortal fatso.
Marge - Sad Oh, you poor man!
Santa Homer - Wink So what do you say? I could make you very jolly...
Marge - Wink *girlish giggle*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Eat the Head Off the Cookies Homer 4h Flanders House or Brown House Cookie6, XP45
Carefully Decorate the Cookies Lisa
Ruin His Dinner With Cookies Bart
Make a Happy Cookie Family Marge
Take Out Teeth to Eat Cookies Grampa
Play Dolls With Cookies Maggie
Share Cookies With His Kids Cletus
Complain About Cookies Being Subpar Comic Book Guy
Be Allergic to Cookies Milhouse
Give Cookies Milk Baths Ralph
Make Tiny Sailboats for Cookies Sea Captain
Share Cookies With Lenny Carl
Share Cookies With Carl Lenny
Putter About With Cookies Lee Carvallo Cookie9, XP70
Focus Test Cookies Jim Hope
Have a Blast Making Cookies Young Marge


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