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Angelic Fury is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Angel Lisa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark Greetings! I come to you from on high, with heavenly blessings and a message of hope for all true-- Next house over. You want Flanders, right? Uh... right. 744 Evergreen Terrace? This is 742. Oh, my bad. Sorry about-- *slams door in angel's face* *walks next door* Ned Flanders? *shrieks* *speaks in tongues* *faints* *wakes* *shrieks* *faints again* Hoo boy. Task: "Make Angel Lisa Try to Restore Order". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Flanders Speak in Tongues". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Forgive me, heavenly angel! I'm not worthy of this visit! Oh, please. If anything, you're overqualified. You could loosen up a bit, morally speaking, and still be a five-star candidate. Seriously, we've had to relax heavenly standards a ton these days. Take advantage. Live a little. I'm getting lifestyle advice from one of the Lord's own! *begins speaking in tongues* *sigh* Know what? I'm gonna get a bite to eat while you settle down. See you in an hour. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark We have a lot of work to do, Ned. You five by five? *still speaking in tongues* *sigh* I hate to do this, but you give me no choice. *slap* I just had the best idea for a TV show. I call it, "Slapped by an Angel." Great. I'll talk to the man upstairs about greasing the wheels with the network. Listen, I need you to tell me everything about the people of this town. Specifically, I need dirt. I hate to be a Loose-Lipped Larry about my friends and neighbors, but if heaven wills it... Task: "Make Angel Lisa Get the Dirt on Springfield". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Let me first say how much I love and respect my neighbors and all the good they bring into my life. Uh huh. Get to the dirt. I've always said it -- there's nowhere I'd rather be than Springfield! Tell you what. I'm going to say some stuff, and if you disagree with any of it, raise your right hand. Springfield is chock full of the most selfish, thoughtless, bizarre, greedy, inconsiderate heathens around. They need a swift kick in the backside, every one. Right? *remains perfectly motionless* Gotcha. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark Now that I have a more accurate picture of Springfield, I'm ready to dish out some custom-made proclamations. Before you fly off, could I get a photo of you with the boys? *sigh* Sure. Quick, though, okay? Time is short. I never know whether to set the flash on "auto" or what. Let me think, let me think, let me think... Know what? Angels can't be photographed. I forgot to mention -- we're like vampires that way. So... see ya. Task: "Make Angel Lisa Give Proclamations on High". The job takes 4 hours. People of Springfield, harken to my words! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Any communiqués from above are supposed to go through me. Yeah, well, I'm not exactly a Presbylutheran. Really? I always suspected we might not be the true faith. Too laissez-faire. Not enough damnation and holy vengeance. Okay, so what church ARE you from? I am from no one faith. Yet I represent them all. For all is one in God's eyes. *fake sneeze* Cop out! What did you say? Nothing. *whistles innocently* Please, just listen! They'll be time for questions and comments after I finish proclaiming. What's happening here? Is this some church thing? I gave last month. I'm not asking for money. Good. Because I don't have any on me. You have forty-eight dollars in your wallet. But that's not important. Will you people just listen for five minutes, please? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark Hear my words! "God grant me the serenity to--" If we're asking God for ANYTHING, I think number one should be turning every drop of water in town into wine. *laughs uneasily* Homer, that's a thing that Jesus does. They're different people, you know. Plus, if we had no water, I think we'd die, right? Yeah, but what a way to go! Can we get serious, for a moment. PLEASE?! It's just a thought. I have a TON of great ways to put God to work around here. For example... Task: "Make Angel Lisa Offer Up a Prayer for Patience". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. *exhales deeply* Those meditation classes the apostles recommended really help with my anger management. Now then-- If God really is all powerful, then how come vegetables don't taste like meat? Homer, we don't question the will of-- Either make them good-tasting, or give us taste buds that THINK they're good-tasting. There. I've given Him two easy outs. Take your pick, God. I'm waiting... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how desperately most people wish an angel would appear before them? Just so they could KNOW what to believe, instead of having to rely on faith? Do you know how lucky you are? WE'LL BE LUCKY WHEN VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE ICE CREAM. NOT BEFORE! That does it! Task: "Make Angel Lisa Deliver Divine Judgment". The job takes 12 hours. *exhales deeply* I feel much better. A little smiting really brightens the day. *rolling on the ground speaking in tongues* *in a state of shock* *snaps fingers* Come on you two, that wasn't even me at my worst. *sighs* Oh forget it. I'll just tell the man upstairs that everyone was too busy with church and charity to hear anything I said. Quest reward: 200 and 20