| Jive-irino
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Jive-irino is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Nedward Flanders Sr. and Capri Flanders to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation mark
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Hey all you hepcats, or "Hep-C's" as I like to call you. I'm back in Springfield, man!
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I don't think we ever left, man...
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What do you mean? I don't remember anything up until a minute ago.
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We don't remember a lot of stuff on account of so much reefer-ino.
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Whoa. Far out man. My brain traveled to like another astral dimension, but my body never left town. That's so freaky-deaky, man!
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Task: "Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Reprocess Reality". The job takes place at the Java Server or CBGB and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Capri Flanders Shun Reality Coldly". The job takes place at the Java Server or CBGB and takes 60 minutes.
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Whoa. The light out here is so bright. And the air is so crisp and clear!
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You're right, we'd better find a smoky basement before we lose our edge.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation mark
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Wow, all that time away really cleared my head. I'm starting to think differently.
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Me too. I'm losing the urge to say "man", man.
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Mother and Father Flanders?! You're back! I'm pleased as a bee's knees!
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Sorry, all that rhyming's probably too square for you guys.
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Not in the slightest, Ned. Your conservative looks and manner add structure to your life.
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Uh, are you guys okay?
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We are now that we're thinking clearly. Will you excuse me? I need to smash these stupid bongos.
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Task: "Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Bust Up His Bongos". The job takes place at CBGB and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Worry About His Parents". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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Ah, that's much better. Peace and quiet.
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We've come to realize that no one besides the person playing bongos enjoys them.
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How can you say that? Those drums brought you so much joy!
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Yeah, you guys love jazz.
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Lisa, don't be so childish.
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A standard 4/4 beat is really much better to tap your foot to.
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Jazz is really a bunch of unlistenable garbage that pretentious people act like they can appreciate more than other people.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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So since you guys don't like jazz or railing against The Man anymore, what would you like to do?
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Well it is Sunday, don't you usually attend church?
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I wouldn't want to bore you.
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Nonsense, Ned. Those Bible parables you're so fond of could shed some light on our modern-day troubles.
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I think I might need a little extra communion wine, and I'm not even Catholic...
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Task: "Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Attend Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Capri Flanders Testify at the Pulpit". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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Ned, we need to talk about your parents.
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I'm sorry, Reverend. I won't ever bring them back here again.
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Why not? They're great! I want them front and center next Sunday.
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Good Lord!
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That's right!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Why the long face, Flanders? Someone steal your lawn chair? 'Cause that was me.
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No, it's my parents. Ever since they came back, they've been acting different.
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They've been acting... like me.
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Hi-dilly-diddly-ho, Homerino-ino!
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I never realized I was so dang-diddly annoying!
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Wow, Flanders, you hate yourself. I've never felt closer to you in my life!
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Maybe I'll give 'em a taste of their own medicine by takin' some of their "medicine."
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Task: "Make Homer Hug Ned". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Puff Nedward's Reefer-ino". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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What do you say we climb the stairs and say our bedtime prayers.
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Don't you ever get sick of being a slave to the man, man?! Wake up!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation mark
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It's too weird seeing Ned act like that!
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It's freaking me out!
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I've got to have a puff to calm me down.
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Me too, man!
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Status quo, man! Status quo!
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Task: "Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Do an Interpretive Jive". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Capri Flanders Jive to Some Cool Cats". The job takes 4 hours.
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Ned, man, you've got your priorities all wrong!
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Every life choice you've ever made has been backwards, man!
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Ah, it's good to be back to normal.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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