| Crap Like This
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Crap Like This is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Chazz Busby to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark
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Springfield you haven't changed a bit since I left!
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That ain't a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.
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Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance.
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| Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark
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For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants.
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And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain!
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None taken -- I'm using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!
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Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 12 hours.
If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark
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Oh, I think I have found my muse!
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Really?
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Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick!
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You probably can't even do a couple of these!
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| Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark
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This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach.
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Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option.
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We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed".
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You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this!
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| Task: "Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark
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The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only.
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Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free.
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It's technically not show "business" if you don't get paid.
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| Task: "Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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