| Heaven Can Gate
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Heaven Can Gate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires St. Peter to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark
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Hi-diddly-ho, Saint Pete-a-reeno!
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Oh, hey, Ned. You know it's not your time yet, right?
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Sadly yes, but just checking on the line. Doesn't look too busy.
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Pre-check has really sped things up.
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Ooh, that sounds dandy! How do you qualify for Heaven Pre?
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Fill out the paperwork and say your prayers.
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That sounds just like TSA Pre!
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They are truly mysterious! At least with God you kind of know.
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*climbing over fence into Heaven* Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here!
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You...you can't climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn't.
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How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley?
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*climbing out of Heaven carrying a big screen TV* Oh, hey, Flanders. You should get in on this! They've got some great stuff in there.
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| Task: "Make St. Peter Try to Stop Heavenly Looting". The job takes place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, that's our TV! Put that back.
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I'm, uh, just borrowing it. I'll bring it back. Ask Flanders.
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Ned, is that true?
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You're never seeing that TV again — unless you go over to Homer's house to watch it.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark
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I had the Big Man increase the height of the heavenly fencing by infinity, so that should take care of that problem.
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Ah, say, Saint Pete. Now that Heaven and Hell are both in Springfield and we know they're real, I, uh, have some concerns about where I'm going to end up.
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As well you should.
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Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here...
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Boy howdy! I want in on that!
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What? Forget it! I'm closing the gates for now and getting a break from you lunatics.
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| Task: "Make St. Peter Try to Relax at the Beach". The job takes place at a Beach Chair and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark
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Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard.
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He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves...
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Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time.
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You have to go back! Won't somebody think of the righteous! We need VIP treatment in Heaven!
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Oh my Boss, you people are driving me crazy! Leave me alone!
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Task: "Make St. Peter Run From Petitioners". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Petitioners Look for St. Peter" (x5). The jobs take place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and take 4 hours.
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Oh, there you are! Look, you really gotta get back on the job — my body mass index is even worse than Comic Book Guy's!
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And, uh, you're gonna let me in, right? 'Cause we're old friends?
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Old friends? You haven't even brought back the big screen TV you "borrowed"!
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Hmm...I don't remember borrowing a big screen TV.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark
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Look, folks, I'm not the one who actually decides who does and doesn't get in. That task falls to a much wiser and more benevolent being than I.
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The Buddha?
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Sure, why not.
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WOOHOO! Now's my time to shine!
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Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you're gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you're not worthy.
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But...but I already know I am worthy! And isn't meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?
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Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought.
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Good luck with that. See ya!
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Task: "Make St. Peter Finally Get to Relax". The job takes place at a Beach Chair and takes 4 hours.
If Gautama Buddha is owned: Task: "Make Gautama Buddha Try to Enlighten Springfielders". The job takes place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and takes 4 hours.
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Did you attain Nirvana, Homer?
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Ummmmm...
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Close enough! Buddha out!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the film Heaven Can Wait.
