| Peace, Love, D'oh!
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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15
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| Update:
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Heaven Won't Wait
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| Required characters:
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Eve
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| Optional characters:
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Adam
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| Internal name(s):
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PeaceLoveDoh
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| ID(s):
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267026 - 267029
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Peace, Love, D'oh! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires Eve to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Hey, Eve, I think I left my clean fig leaves in the Garden of Eden. Can you go get them for me?
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Not now, Adam. You're harshing my buzz.
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Buzz? But you made me get rid of all my Duff because it wasn't "righteous enough" or something.
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Good! And I'm not high on booze, I'm high on life. Now get one of the kids to fetch your fig leaves for you.
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Hey, boy! Go to the Garden and get my clean fig leaves.
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Oh, right, she said "kids". Bart and-or Lisa, go to the Garden of Eden and fetch my clean fig leaves.
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First of all: Eww! Second of all, aren't you worried about how Mom is acting?
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What? She seems the same to me.
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OMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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Okay, that's new.
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| Task: "Make Eve Peace Out". The job takes 4 hours.
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As long as I'm meditating, I might as well do it in the nail salon.
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Om, mani-pedi hmmm...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Marge, don't you think you're taking this whole "Eve" thing a little too far?
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Not at all! Being chosen by God to be the new Eve and put in the Garden of Eden gave me a newfound sense of connection to all living things! Now I am the living embodiment of peace and love.
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Hi-diddly-ho, Eve-a-reeno! Not to be all religiously nitpicky, but you're actually supposed to be the living embodiment of sin and shame and how nothing is ever the patriarchy's fault.
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That's stupid! No wonder the world is such a mess with men in charge. Someone needs to do something about this NOW!
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Are you going to use your Eve powers to take charge, Mom?
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Nope! But I am going to give this town's aura a good cleansing.
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A what?
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| Task: "Make Eve Cleanse Springfield's Aura". The job takes 4 hours.
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This town is fresher than Gwyneth Paltrow's rotisserie chicken!
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What did you think I was going to say?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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It is hereby agreed that the funds from the Climate Change bond will be used to send myself and a carefully-selected group of nice scientists to investigate the balmy climate of Hawaii—
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We've had enough, Mayor Quimby!
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Is it the corruption or the lechery?
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It's the failure to promote our city's health, well-being, and vibrational frequency.
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Well, the last one isn't a thing.
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Yes, it is! And it can be raised by the magic oils, made-up vitamins, and surprisingly wide selection of couples products available on my website: Gunk.com!
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Now they're plugging products?! These meetings make me wish I'd never taken my head out of the stove.
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To show you how radiant this town could be I'm going to remove my fig leaf. Get ready to bask in the glow of my gunk!
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I retract my previous statement!
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Task: "Make Eve Try to Get Attention for Peace and Love". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, Garden of Eden, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Adam is owned: Task: "Make Adam Rush in to Stop Her". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, Garden of Eden, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, honey. I think you're showing enough bounty as it is.
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BOO! Get the fat buzzkill out of here!
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Oh, you want to see more nature, pal? Because I'm into peace and, uh, stuff too. I'll rip this fig leaf off right now!
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Meeting adjourned! Someone get security in here and clear the room.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Humanity really is horrible. I'm gonna go back to the Garden and gather herbs to sell on my website.
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I'm going to mix the green ones with red ones and the yellow ones and call it Flow Control, because those are the colors in a traffic light.
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And?
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And traffic lights control the flow of traffic — obviously!
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That's not how things work.
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Yes, it is, and I have the numbers to prove it!
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What numbers?
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The sales numbers for my website.
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As you can see, the more ridiculous the claim, the better the sales.
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The numbers don't lie, Lis!
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| Task: "Make Eve Spend Time in Her Happy Place". The job takes place at the Garden of Eden and takes 4 hours.
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You could at least sell some apples on your website. They're actually healthy.
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But what would I tell people to do with them?
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I don't know. How about eat them?
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Boring. There's no money is common sense, Lisa.
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You could try the old switcheroo — in through the out door, if you know what I mean.
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The old jade egg trick. I like it. We moved a lot of rocks with that gag — 50 bucks a pop!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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