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| Angel in the Crime Field
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Angel in the Crime Field is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires Angel Flanders to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-eeno!
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Flanders, you're an angel?! Did someone finally kill you for being so annoying? To be honest, I always thought it would be me.
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Haha! No, I was just hanging out with ol' Saint Pete, since Heaven is now in Springfield, and I snuck a peak at his list and saw that I'm destined for the Good Place.
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So I, uh, asked him if I could try out the ol' wings for a little bit just to see what it's going to be like, and he said "Yes"!
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So you nagged him until he caved in.
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Something like that.
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Well, I wanna try out my wings now, too!
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Oh, uh, say, why don't we go see a sports ball game together? You like watching sports, I know that!
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Angel Flanders, are you trying to distract me for some reason?
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What?! Gosh, no!
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Task: "Make Angel Flanders Try to Distract Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Suspect Angel Flanders is Up to Something". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Wait a minute! I know what you're trying to hide from me.
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You do?! Oh gosh, Homer, I'm so sorry!
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You're worried that I'm too heavy for my angel wings to lift me off the ground! Well, fat shaming's not cool, especially from an angel.
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I'm sure they have wings for the more amply-upholstered angel. I'll get mine where John Candy and Dom DeLuise got theirs.
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Those men were portly by the standards of an earlier time. I think you might be a touch more...cherubic...than them.
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Fine — Chris Farley.
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Homer, I...I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but as of right now, you're not getting into Heaven!
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Pffft! Is that all?
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Is that all?! Homer, if you're not going to Heaven...that means you're going to Hell!
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WAAAAAAAH!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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I'm going to go to Hell? This is terrible!
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It really is, Homer.
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I mean, why would I go to Hell? I never do anything wrong!
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I guess maybe I did have one or two oopsies.
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Was it because I constantly strangled my son?
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Or because I framed my wife for a DUI?
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Or because I got your wife killed? Even though that was an accident, I did park in the ambulance bay, which prevented them from getting her into the emergency room in time.
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It was for a lot of things.
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But if I help you do good deeds for people while I'm an angel, we can tip the scale-a-reeno in your favor and you can get into Heaven.
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Do good deeds? Why would I do that?
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Task: "Make Angel Flanders Talk Homer Into Doing Good Deeds". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try to Come Up With a Scheme". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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So what did you come up with?
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You go first.
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No, that's alright. Sinners before saints.
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I didn't come up with anything.
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Me neither.
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I didn't even try.
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Neither did I.
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Let's take our lunch break and put in a solid hour after that.
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That's a great idea.
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Start here.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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I was thinking we could help build shelters for the homeless or something. Why are we at a baseball game?
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I'm, er, so upset still that I felt like we should go with your earlier idea about catching a ballgame.
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Besides, there are people out here in the outfield seats who need help too!
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There are?
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Sure! If the team in the blue uniforms hit any baseballs that could land out here in these outfield seats, someone could get hurt, so you should use your angel powers to prevent that from happening!
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Well that makes sense. But what about if the team in the red uniforms hits any balls out here? Shouldn't I stop those too?
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No!
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Why not?
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Because...the Isotopes only use happy safe baseballs.
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Boy, sports sure have some strange rules, but okley-dokley!
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Task: "Make Angel Flanders Knock Down Baseballs". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Bet on the Isotopes to Win". The job takes place at the Isotope Stadium, Duff Stadium, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Hyperstadium, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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With some really strange winds knocking down all of the visiting team's potential homerun balls this afternoon, the Isotopes win today's playoff game one to nothing!
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WOOHOO!
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Wow, everyone here in the stands is so happy. This was some really good good-deed doing!
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And profitable too!
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What was that?
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Er, nothing!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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I saw on the news that there are some poor orphans who need help mending their clothes. Why don't we—
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No time for that! We have this football game we have to go to now.
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A football game? What kind of good deeds need doing here?
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Okay, you see that guy in the white jersey? When he throws the ball you need to turn invisible, fly down and grab it, and then carry it away so that no other players in in white jerseys can catch it!
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Who is that going to help?
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Well, uh, I just saw on the internet that a terrorist is going to blow up the stadium if that guy in the white jersey completes any passes today.
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What?! That's terrible! I have to stop that.
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Exactly!
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Task: "Make Angel Flanders Carry the Football Around". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Bet on the Football Game". The job takes place at Springfield Atoms Stadium, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Hyperstadium, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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All-Star quarterback Hugh Howser goes zero-for-thirty on pass attempts for the Gargantuans, a new league record in futility!
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Boy, the wind is just not your friend today if you're a visiting sports team in Springfield!
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With that inexplicable performance, Springfield wins the game three to nothing!
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WOOHOO!
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What about the terrorists?
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Oh, and this just in: we're being told that terrorists will definitely NOT be blowing up the stadium today.
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That's...good. People are already leaving because the game's over, but should we evacuate the stadium anyway?
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We stopped selling booze halfway through the fourth quarter, so why not?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Now we just need to head on over to the basketball game and—
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Forget it, Homer! I know what you've been up to. Just because I'm good and nice doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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It doesn't? Uh, I mean, of course it doesn't!
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I know you've been tricking me into fixing these sports games and you've been betting on them.
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Whaaaaaat? No! But listen, this basketball game is really important — to the orphans!
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Sorry, Homer. You're on your own now.
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Task: "Make Angel Flanders Refuse to Go to a Basketball Game". The job takes place at Springfield Atoms Stadium, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Hyperstadium, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Plead With Angel Flanders to Help Him". The job takes place at Springfield Atoms Stadium, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Hyperstadium, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Angel Flanders, you can't leave me now!
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Homer, it's just money. Get over it.
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Ah, but you see, it's not just HIS money.
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What?
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Your friend here has made certain promises to me and my...business associates. Promises it would be very unhealthy for him to break.
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See?
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Hey, where did he go?
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Looks like your angel friend has flown the coop. Too bad you can't do that too — although it looks like you're going to get your own wings now...
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I wish...
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the comedy sports film series Angels in the Outfield.
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