  
"Heaven" on Earth
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| "Heaven" on Earth
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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15
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| Update:
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Heaven Won't Wait
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| Required characters:
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Homer, Lisa, Ned, Youngsters, Adults
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| Optional characters:
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Otto, Luann, Kirk, Lou, Wiggum, Helen Lovejoy, Krusty, God, Jesus Christ, See Currency-earning jobs
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| Internal name(s):
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HeavenOnEarth
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| ID(s):
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267011 - 267015
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| Previous quest(s):
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Peace Was Never an Option
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| Next quest(s):
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The Gates of Wrath
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"Heaven" on Earth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between April 30, 2023 and May 17, 2023
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Okay, so going to Heaven isn't a thing anymore. But God's not going to destroy us all, so overall things are pretty great!
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I don't think that's quite how people are going to take this.
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AAAAH! Without the promise of eternal paradise, what do we do now?!
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Nothing means anything anymore!
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I agree — but me and the boys are going to take this opportunity to shoot anyone we see committing crimes.
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Task: "Collect Angel Wings" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Run Naked Through the Streets". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Set His Bus on Fire and Drive Around". The job takes place at the School Bus, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Get Really Wild". The job takes place at the Wet Sari Contest, Tabitha Vixx Stage, Knockers, The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Kirk is owned: Task: "Make Kirk Remain Really Mild". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Shoot at Looters". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Find His Gun". The job takes place at the Police Station, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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This is terrible! If this keeps up, the entire city will be destroyed!
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Nah — that was too exhausting to do more than once.
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Yeah, let's just call it a day and go back to work tomorrow.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Heavenly Garage
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| After completing Pt. 1
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You people are ridiculous! You fall to pieces or just give up any time your magic sky father doesn't give you what you want or take care of you!
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Wait, are you talking about that giant finger that comes out of the sky and—
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No, no, that's totally different.
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Look, the point is that we have always had the power to make heaven right here on Earth if we wanted to.
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Say, I think Lisa has the right idea here!
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She does?
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I do?
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Task: "Collect Angel Wings" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Argue For Improving the World". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Argue For Making Heaven on Earth". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wonder What They're Talking About". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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We should do what Lisa said and build our own Heaven — right here in Springfield!
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Wait, that's not what I meant.
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So now is when Sky Finger needs to get to work!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Heavenly Pedicure Hut
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly heavenly, we'll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association...
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That sounds more like a Gated Community than Heaven.
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He has His gate, so we should have ours.
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Relax, you two! I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Sky Finger, and look at the great work it did in bringing Krustyland to Springfield!
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Honestly not a big fan of that move.
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Task: "Collect Angel Wings" (x155).
If Helen Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Helen Lovejoy Try to Make Heaven a Gated Community". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Want More Clouds". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Dodge Work". The job takes place at the Town Hall, First Church of Springfield, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, fine, Flanders. I'll get to design the left-hand side of Heaven and you get the right.
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But I want the left-hand side!
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That's kind of my thing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
St. Peter's Desk
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Attention, good people of Springfield — and also heathens and atheists, I guess. Springfield Heaven is officially open for business!
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I don't like the sound of "business". Feels a little close to the whole greed and selfishness thing that got us in trouble in the first place.
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Lisa, relax. These Eucharist Burgers are delicious!
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And they go great with Cherub Coke!
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I got a t-shirt that says "Kiss Me, I'm Among the Elect"!
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Hmmm. Do they have them in "I Was Justified by Faith"?
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Task: "Collect Angel Wings" (x155).
Task: "Make Ned Admire His Great Work". The job takes place at the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Ride the Bumper Clouds" (x5). The jobs take place at the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Adults Enjoy the Red Sea Splash" (x5). The jobs take place at the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake". The job takes place at the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I can't believe anyone who is genuinely religious thinks this is a good idea.
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Of course we do! After all, we did have an expert advisor.
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This place is...
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AWESOME!
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Real Heaven is so boring.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Regular Heaven
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven, and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work...with a theme park?
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Not everything is about you, DAD!
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I mean, it's hard to imagine any of these rides passed any sort of safety inspection, and these Tetragram Tenders are way too dry.
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He's not wrong about that. They could definitely use more Sacrament Sauce.
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If you're going to build a theme park based on my home, you could at least build something that doesn't suck.
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Nothing I do is ever good enough for you!
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Task: "Collect Angel Wings" (x195).
If God is owned: Task: "Make God Nitpick Springfield Heaven". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Throw a Tantrum". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Feel Disappointed". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, you hotshots think you can just build your Heaven without me, maybe you don't need Me either!
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We'll see how you do without a god. I'm out!
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I'm going to turn the wall into a dome so I won't ever have to see this eyesore or any of you ever again.
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We could still come in from below. Clouds are pretty easy to tunnel through, to be honest.
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Fine — I'll build another dome going down.
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You're talking about a ball.
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Build the ball! Build the ball!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Heaven Reception
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
| Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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| Clip Angel Wings
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Homer, Lisa, Ned, Bart, Wiggum, Rev. Lovejoy, Quimby
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4h
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Heaven, Candy Heaven, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Visitable Home
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 5, 45
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| Create Angel Wings From Feathers
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Jesus Christ
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7, 70
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| Lend Angel Wings
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Eve, Shakespeare, St. Peter
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8, 70
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