Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Hair: Brown, balding Occupation: Author First mentioned: "Old Money" First appearance: "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" Voiced by: Harry Shearer

Rudyard Kipling was an English journalist, short-story writer, poet, and novelist.

History

Before Grampa attempted to bet all of his money he inherited from his girlfriend Bea at the casino on roulette, he quoted the poem If— by Rudyard Kipling.

Marge dreamed that Rudyard Kipling told her it was okay to be racist in dreams. Kipling told Marge that in the original draft of The Jungle Book, Mowgli used his elephant to stomp out some Hindus seeking limited voting rights.

Non-canon

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Rudyard Kipling appeared outside the Flanders house when Ned Flanders was singing a song. He waved to the camera.

Behind the Laughter

Foreign dubs

Language Voice dubber Deutsch Willi Röbke If no reference is given, the source is the Disney+ dub credits.

Appearances

• Episode – "Old Money" (mentioned)
• Episode – "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"

External links

• Rudyard Kipling at Wikipedia

Authors

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Nobel Prize in Chemistry
Winner: Marie Curie • Dudley Herschbach • A. J. P. Martin Nominees: B. L. Feringa • W. E. Moerner • Kenkichi Sonogashira • Richard Zare
Nobel Prize in Economics
Winner: Jagdish Bhagwati • Oliver Williamson Nominees: Avinash Dixit • Elhanan Helpman • Bengt R. Holmström
Nobel Prize in Literature
Winner: Saul Bellow • Albert Camus • Winston Churchill • Bob Dylan • William Faulkner • Ernest Hemingway • Rudyard Kipling • Thomas Mann • Toni Morrison • Pablo Neruda • Boris Pasternak • Jean-Paul Sartre • George Bernard Shaw • Isaac Bashevis Singer • John Steinbeck Nominees: Assia Djebar • Umberto Eco • Ian McEwan • Amos Oz • Leo Tolstoy • Tennessee Williams
Nobel Peace Prize
Winner: Dalai Lama • Mikhail Gorbachev • Al Gore • Muhammad Yunus • Martin Luther King Jr. • Nelson Mandela • Albert Schweitzer • Desmond Tutu • Woodrow Wilson Nominees: Mahatma Gandhi
Nobel Prize for Physics
Winner: Niels Bohr • Marie Curie • Pierre Curie • Albert Einstein • Guglielmo Marconi Nominees: Lena Hau • Steve Harris • Vers Rubin

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