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Honest Abe Linkletter

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Deceased
Hair:	Brown
Occupation:	Principal
First appearance:	The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma

Honest Abe Linkletter was a principal of Springfield Elementary School.

History

When Principal Skinner was leaving to go to a principals' convention, he spoke to the portrait of Honest Abe Linkletter to ask for advice on what to do about the school's puma statue. Skinner realized that he was talking to an inanimate object and walked off. The portrait of Honest Abe Linkletter then spoke, asking what that was all about. The portrait of Shady George Wilkinson replied that Skinner was losing it.

Behind the Laughter

Honest Abe Linkletter is a parody of former US president Abraham Lincoln.

Appearances

Comic story – The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma (picture)

Springfield Elementary School

view • talk • edit • past Administration
State Comptroller Atkins • Gary Chalmers • Leopold • Seymour Skinner

view • talk • edit • past Teachers
Ballet teacher • Ms. Barr • Mr. Becker • Mike Benzie • Black teacher • Mr. Clark • Ms. Dubinsky • Ms. Finch • Ned Flanders • Gym teacher • Hippie teacher • Elizabeth Hoover • Kindergarten teacher • Coach Krupt • Monsieur Kupferberg • Dewey Largo • Audrey McConnell • Ms. Myles • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Science teacher • Howard Stamper • Dick Testiclees • Ms. Timberwood • Evelyn Trunch

view • talk • edit • past Staff
Lunchlady Dora • Otto Mann • Martha • Myra • Miss Phipps • J. Loren Pryor • Groundskeeper Willie

view • talk • edit • past Second Grade
Beezee • Chuck Berger • Girl with a ponytail • Isabel Gutierrez • Janey • Jordan King • Krusty the Clown fan • Valley Mercer • Nell Nicholson • Janey Powell • Ralph • Rex • Becky Shorter • Lisa Simpson • Stan • Allison Taylor • Wanda • Alex Whitney • Ralph Wiggum • Hubert Wong

view • talk • edit • past Third Grade
Ashley • Ashley • Dakota • Lilly Ellison • Aiden Freemont • Kyle • Morgan • Tyler • Tyler • Üter Zörker

view • talk • edit • past Fourth Grade
Amy • Bashir bin Laden • Blond-haired boy with glasses • Bodhi • Wendell Borton • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Lewis Clark • Coward • Janet Diddlehopper • Donny • Ezekiel • Ethan Foley • Freddy • Girl with glasses • Ishmael • Sophie Jensen • Kevin • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Nikki McKenna • Nelson Muntz • Photo girl • Martin Prince • Richard • Nina Skalka • Bart Simpson • Smug girl • Milhouse Van Houten • Warren • Jaffee Ziswhisky

view • talk • edit • past Fifth Grade
5th grade girl • Billy • Donna • Erik • Kyle LoBianco • Taffy • Tammy • "Where the Red Fern Grows" 5th grader • Zach

view • talk • edit • past Sixth Grade
Carmen • Erica • Piper

view • talk • edit • past Foreign exchange students
Fizix • Adil Hoxha • Üter Zörker

view • talk • edit • past Other students
Langdon Alger • Ethan All • Arthur • Beezee • Benzine girl • Blake • Blubber • Lucas Bortner • Boy with bangs • Calves • Celeste • Database • Jack Deforest • Devin • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • Howie • Jermaine Jones • Jimbo Jones • Louie Junior • Kindergarten student • Molly • Myles • New student • Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon • Noah • Joe Quimby III • Report Card • Francine Rhenquist • Riley • Sailor boy • Sarah • Dolph Shapiro • Mary Spuckler • Little Moe Szyslak • Cosine Tangent • Toby • Vidalia • Worm-eating boy • Kearney Zzyzwicz

view • talk • edit • past Non-Canon students
Amber

view • talk • edit • past Pets
Lumpy • Sir Stinky

view • talk • edit • past Previous students
Brendan Beiderbecke • Black weasel • Dahlia Brinkley • Diggs • Arthur Fonzarelli • Andy Hamilton • Adil Hoxha • Alexander Hubley • Melody Juniper • Krusty the Clown • Otto Mann • Mopey Mary • Paolo Paoletti • Playground ghost • Marge Simpson • Samantha Stanky • Yellow weasel

view • talk • edit • past Previous staff
Jasper Beardley • Mr. Bergstrom • Carol Berrera • Ms. Cantwell • Doug • Fern • Mr. Glasscock • Principal Hartley • Mrs. Harvell • Jim Hope • Quinn Hopper • Bob Johnson • Calliope Juniper • Gabe Kaplan • Ms. Kelp • Kindergarten teacher • Edna Krabappel • Jack Lassen • Honest Abe Linkletter • Meredith Milgram • Tito Puente • Groundskeeper Seamus • Marge Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Mr. Somerset • Springfield Elementary School therapist • Dark Stanley • Sticky-Fingers Stella • Moe Szyslak • Melanie Upfoot • Zachary Vaughn • Mrs. Wellsley • Shady George Wilkinson

view • talk • edit • past Previous pets
Nibbles • Stinky and Wrinkles • Superdude

view • talk • edit • past Fictional students
Jake Boyman • Gord Flanders • Holly Flanders

The Simpsons characters

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons and relatives
Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II

view • talk • edit • past Around Springfield
Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-Voiced Teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff

view • talk • edit • past Celebrities
Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)

view • talk • edit • past Springfield Elementary School faculty and students
Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl

view • talk • edit • past Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty

view • talk • edit • past Villains
Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony

view • talk • edit • past Other characters
Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy

view • talk • edit • past Families
The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Carlsons • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes

view • talk • edit • past Miscellaneous
Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters