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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word	Number of times heard/seen	First heard
Bastard	36	"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch	29	"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Bitches	3	"The Fool Monty"
Bitchin'	7	"Treehouse of Horror"
Bloody	3	"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Frickin'	2	"Homer and Apu"
Piss	9	"Homer the Vigilante"
Pissed	8	"Homerpalooza"
Shite	1	"Fraudcast News"
Skank	6	"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Slut	4	"Bart Star"
Wank	3	"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
Wanker	4	"Trash of the Titans"
Wanking	1	"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
Whore	9	"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
Whores	2	"The Way We Was"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror"	Bart Simpson	Bitchin'	"Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes]
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"	"Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns]
"Bart the Daredevil"	"Bitchin'!" [as Lance Murdock gets attacked by a lion underwater]
"The Way We Was"	Jacqueline Bouvier	Whores	Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"	Bart Simpson	Bastard	"So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson	"Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""	Emily Winthrop	Bloody	"Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!"
"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch	"You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Bart the Lover"	Homer Simpson	Various	None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"A Streetcar Named Marge"	Bart Simpson	Bitch	"He’s such a bitch!"
Chorus	Whores	"New Orle-ans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores!"
"Marge in Chains"	Apu Nahasapeemapetilon	Bitch	"No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."

Season 5

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Rosebud"	C. J. Ramone	Bastard	"Go to hell, you old bastard!"
"Homer Goes to College"	Homer Simpson	"Those bastards."
"Treehouse of Horror IV"	"Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer"	Man	"Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu"	James Woods	Frickin'	"Why you damn, frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"
"Homer the Vigilante"	Grandpa Simpson	Piss	"I’m full of piss and vinegar!"

Season 6

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"	"Sideshow Bob	Bastard	"There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
"Treehouse of Horror V"	"Lunchlady Dora	Bitch	"Don't bitch to me, boss man."
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"	"Bart Simpson	Bitch	"Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in."
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"	"Homer Simpson	Not fully heard	"F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Radioactive Man"	Bart Simpson	Bitch	"George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess."
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"	Abraham Simpson	Bitch	"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
"Bart Sells His Soul"	Moe Szyslak	Frickin'	"Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that’s too frickin' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your frickin' soda too!"
Todd Flanders	"Ow, my frickin' ears!"
"Bart the Fink"	Krusty the Clown	Bastard	"Tell me where you are now, you bastard!"
"Homerpalooza"	Hullabalooza Employee	Pissed	"There goes Peter Frampton's big yard sale. He's gonna be pissed off."
Peter Frampton (character)	"You're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."

Season 8

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"	June Bellamy	Bastard	"Cheap bastards.

Season 9

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Bart Star"	Cat Fight Woman #2	Slut	"Slut!"
Skank	"Skank! Skank! Skank!"
"Trash of the Titans"	Adam Clayton	Wanker	"Wankers."
Mr. Burns

Season 10

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"	Marge Simpson	Whore	"Homer, you’ve got it set on whore."
"I'm With Cupid"	Apu Nahasapeemapetilon	Bitch	"Well, well, the bitch is back."

Season 11

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze"	Marge Simpson	Skank	"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod	Skank	"Ohh, don't call him skank."
"The Mansion Family"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	"Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"
"Missionary: Impossible"	Wanker	"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"
"Last Tap Dance in Springfield"	Vicki Valentine	Pissed	"Self-dancing shoes? I'm ever so pissed."

Season 13

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"	Kent Brockman	Skank	"Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, 46% say "you're too old", and 37% say "she's a skank.""
"She of Little Faith"	Lisa Simpson	Whore	"Like the Whore of Babylon?"
"Weekend at Burnsie's"	Mr. Burns	Pissed	"I told you, I pissed it away. Oh, don't make that face."
"I Am Furious (Yellow)"	Seamus	Bastard	"Oh, ow, ya bastard!"
"The Sweetest Apu"	Moe Szyslak	"Die, ya bastard."
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon	Whore	"Is it my husband's whore?"
"The Frying Game"	Marge Simpson	Piss	"How much money did he piss away on this?"

Season 14

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"	Audrey McConnell	Slut	"...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. [coughs] Slut."
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"	Bart Simpson	Wank	"Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."
Principal Skinner	Wank	"If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."
Wanking

Season 15

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"	Pizza boy	Bastard	"Aw, you miserable bastard."
"The Regina Monologues"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"See you in Atlanta, bitch!"
"Today I Am a Clown"	Groundskeeper Willie	Bastard	"He's an irritable, wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie."
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"	Ned Flanders	Bitchin'	"That is one bitchin' bike!"
"The Wandering Juvie"	Bart Simpson	Skank	"Future skank!"
"Bart-Mangled Banner"	Marge Simpson	Bitch	"I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell' this, and 'bitch' that!"
"Fraudcast News"	Groundskeeper Willie	Shite	"Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XV"	Homer Simpson	Piss	"You don’t wanna piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."
Mayor Quimby	Whore	"At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk Whore Alley."
"She Used to Be My Girl"	Kent Brockman	Pissed	"This just in, I’m pissed off."
"Midnight Rx"	Ned Flanders	Skank	"It’s hotter than a FOX news weather skank."
"Mommie Beerest"	Moe Szyslak	Bitch	"Know-it-all bitch." [as he swears under his breath]
"There's Something About Marrying"	FOX woman	Skank	"If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1."
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"	"St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)"	Wanker	"Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"	Alexander Graham Bell	Bitch	"Read the patent number, bitch!"
Homer Simpson	Not fully heard	"That’s bull-[bleep], man!"
Groundskeeper Willie	Bastard	"Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!"
"The Italian Bob"	Woman	Whore	"This-a means "whore!""
"My Fair Laddy"	Coach Krupt	Bitch	"Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son."
Groundskeeper Willie	Bloody	"I'm...bloody miserable!!"
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"	Mr. Burns	Bitch	"Dream on, bitch."
"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"	Charles Heathbar	Bitch	"He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."
Cameraman	Bastard	"Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son’s a bastard."
"Million-Dollar Abie"	Sideshow Mel	Whore	"Isn’t your mother a well-known whore?"
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"	Patty Bouvier	Pissed	"Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans."
"Regarding Margie"	Marge Simpson	Bitch	"I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
Ned Flanders	Whore	"Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore?"

Season 18

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Moe'N'a Lisa"	Homer Simpson	Piss	"Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?"
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"	Bastard	"Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 19

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Midnight Towboy"	Bart Simpson	Whore	"Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!"
"Treehouse of Horror XVIII"	Homer Simpson	Skank	"Out of my way, mystery skank!"
"Husbands and Knives"	Alan Moore	Bloody	"Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"
"Love, Springfieldian Style"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch."

Season 20

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Burns and the Bees"	Homer Simpson	Whores	"Flowers. The painted whores of the plant world."
"Wedding for Disaster"	Bart Simpson	Bastard	”Does that mean I’m a bastard?”
Homer Simpson	“Why you little bastard!”

Season 21

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"American History X-cellent"	Mr. Burns	Bastard	"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil with Love"	Megan	Bitchin'	"Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Moe Letter Blues"	Reverend Lovejoy	Bitch	"Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen."
"Judge Me Tender"	Ralph Wiggum	Unknown	Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Loan-a Lisa"	Chris Hansen (character)	Whore	"I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Credit Whore."
"The Fool Monty"	Chazz Busby	Bitches	"Dance, you sons of bitches!"
"The Great Simpsina"	Cragg Demon	Skank	"I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a skank."

Season 23

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman"	Wayne Slater	Bastard	"Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"	Jimbo Jones	Bitches	"You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII"	Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian)	Bitchin'	"Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver	Bastard	"Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You"	Howard, Jr.	Frickin'	"If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"	Krusty the Clown	Bitch	"If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises"	Man driving car	Bastard	"Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"Karma's a bitch, karma!"
"Beware My Cheating Bart"	Lenny	Wank	"So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?"
"The Spy Who Learned Me"	Homer Simpson	Pissed	"Oh man, Marge is pissed."
"Lisa Goes Gaga"	Lady Gaga	Bitchin'	[singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!"
Bastard	"Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
Dark Knight Court	Homer Simpson	Frickin'	"It's so frickin' boring."

Season 25

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV"	The Fat In The Hat	Pissed	"And you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk."
"Steal This Episode"	Announcer	Slut	"Also available in "Arctic Slut,""

Season 26

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Clown in the Dumps"	Krusty the Clown	Skank	"I say this with love, you disrespectful skank."
"Walking Big & Tall"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	"Fat bastard."

Season 27

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
Puffless	Homer Simpson	Bitchin'	"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO."
Much Apu About Something	Jay Nahasapeemapetilon	Bitch	"I just bitch-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."

Season 28

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart"	Bart Simpson	Piss	"Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Season 29

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Haw-Haw Land"	Kearney Zzyzwicz	Bastard	"Bastard!"
"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't"	Megan Matheson	Bitch	"You smug son of a bitch!"
"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine."

Season 31

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Thanksgiving of Horror"	Kitchen A.I.	Bitch	"That bitch."
"Highway to Well"	FBI Agent	Bastard	"Come on, you fat bastard..."
“The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby	Gym Instructor	Bitches	"Come on! I wanna see you bitches suffer!"
"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"	Julio	Bitch	"Way to preach, bitch." "Oh, relax, bitch."

Season 32

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Road to Cincinnati"	Principal Skinner	Bitch	"Fire me?! You bald-pated son of a bitch."
"Sorry Not Sorry"	Groundskeeper Willie	Wanker	"How I hate those wankers."

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name	Character	Word	Sentence
Bargain Bin	Will Wright	Bitch	"I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word	Name	Episode name
Bastard	Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Springfield Civic Center marquee	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit	"The Joy of Sect"
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit
Bitch	Nouveau Bitch	"The D'oh-cial Network"
Pissed	First Church of Springfield marquee	"Special Edna"