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Heaven Can Gate

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Heaven Won't Wait Required characters: St. Peter Internal name(s): HeavenCanGate ID(s): 267038 - 267041

Heaven Can Gate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires St. Peter to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark Hi-diddly-ho, Saint Pete-a-reeno! Oh, hey, Ned. You know it's not your time yet, right? Sadly yes, but just checking on the line. Doesn't look too busy. Pre-check has really sped things up. Ooh, that sounds dandy! How do you qualify for Heaven Pre? Fill out the paperwork and say your prayers. That sounds just like TSA Pre! They are truly mysterious! At least with God you kind of know. *climbing over fence into Heaven* Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here! You...you can't climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn't. How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley? *climbing out of Heaven carrying a big screen TV* Oh, hey, Flanders. You should get in on this! They've got some great stuff in there. Task: "Make St. Peter Try to Stop Heavenly Looting". The job takes place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and takes 4 hours. Hey, that's our TV! Put that back. I'm, uh, just borrowing it. I'll bring it back. Ask Flanders. Ned, is that true? You're never seeing that TV again — unless you go over to Homer's house to watch it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark I had the Big Man increase the height of the heavenly fencing by infinity, so that should take care of that problem. Ah, say, Saint Pete. Now that Heaven and Hell are both in Springfield and we know they're real, I, uh, have some concerns about where I'm going to end up. As well you should. Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here... Boy howdy! I want in on that! What? Forget it! I'm closing the gates for now and getting a break from you lunatics. Task: "Make St. Peter Try to Relax at the Beach". The job takes place at a Beach Chair and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard. He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves... Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time. You have to go back! Won't somebody think of the righteous! We need VIP treatment in Heaven! Oh my Boss, you people are driving me crazy! Leave me alone! Task: "Make St. Peter Run From Petitioners". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Petitioners Look for St. Peter" (x5). The jobs take place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and take 4 hours. Oh, there you are! Look, you really gotta get back on the job — my body mass index is even worse than Comic Book Guy's! And, uh, you're gonna let me in, right? 'Cause we're old friends? Old friends? You haven't even brought back the big screen TV you "borrowed"! Hmm...I don't remember borrowing a big screen TV. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark Look, folks, I'm not the one who actually decides who does and doesn't get in. That task falls to a much wiser and more benevolent being than I. The Buddha? Sure, why not. WOOHOO! Now's my time to shine! Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you're gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you're not worthy. But...but I already know I am worthy! And isn't meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual? Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought. Good luck with that. See ya! Task: "Make St. Peter Finally Get to Relax". The job takes place at a Beach Chair and takes 4 hours. If Gautama Buddha is owned: Task: "Make Gautama Buddha Try to Enlighten Springfielders". The job takes place at St. Peter's Desk, Gates of Heaven, Heaven Reception, Heaven, or Heavenly Golf Course and takes 4 hours. Did you attain Nirvana, Homer? Ummmmm... Close enough! Buddha out! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film Heaven Can Wait.