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This is a '''list of vulgar words''' in ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
 
This is a '''list of vulgar words''' in ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
  
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{{TH|First heard}}
 
{{TH|First heard}}
 
{{TBT|Bastard}}
 
{{TBT|Bastard}}
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{{TB|36}}
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{{TB|40}}
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Bitch}}
 
{{TBT|Bitch}}
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{{TB|29}}
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{{TB|30}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Bitches}}
 
{{TBT|Bitches}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Piss}}
 
{{TBT|Piss}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TB|9}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Pissed}}
 
{{TBT|Pissed}}
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{{TB|1}}
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{{TB|8}}
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{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Shite}}
 
{{TBT|Shite}}
 
{{TB|1}}
 
{{TB|1}}
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{{TBT|Wank}}
 
{{TBT|Wank}}
 
{{TB|3}}
 
{{TB|3}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Wanker}}
 
{{TBT|Wanker}}
 
{{TB|4}}
 
{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|Wanking}}
 
{{TBT|Wanking}}
 
{{TB|1}}
 
{{TB|1}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
 
{{TBT|Whore}}
 
{{TBT|Whore}}
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{{TB|5}}
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{{TB|9}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}  
 
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}  
 
{{TBT|Whores}}
 
{{TBT|Whores}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TB|3}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}}
 
{{TB|Whores}}
 
{{TB|Whores}}
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{{TB|Ladies pinch, '''whores''' use rouge.}}
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{{TB|"Ladies pinch, '''whores''' use rouge."}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"|3}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"|3}}
 
{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]|2}}
 
{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]|2}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Otto Mann]]}}
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{{TB|Bitchin'}}
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{{TB|"Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally '''bitchin'''' party on Saturday!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"He’s such a '''bitch'''!"}}
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{{TB|"He's such a '''bitch'''!"}}
 
{{TBT|Chorus}}
 
{{TBT|Chorus}}
 
{{TB|Whores}}
 
{{TB|Whores}}
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{{TB|"Why you damn, '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''', no good, mother ''[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]'' cheese!"}}
 
{{TB|"Why you damn, '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''', no good, mother ''[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]'' cheese!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Grandpa Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|[[Grampa Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Piss}}
 
{{TB|Piss}}
−
{{TB|"I’m full of '''piss''' and vinegar!"}}
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{{TB|"I'm full of '''piss''' and vinegar!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
 
{{TRs|Frickin'|2|}}
 
{{TRs|Frickin'|2|}}
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{{TB|"Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that’s too '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' soda too!"}}
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{{TB|"Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that's too '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' soda too!"}}
 
{{TBT|[[Todd Flanders]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Todd Flanders]]}}
 
{{TB|"Ow, my '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' ears!"}}
 
{{TB|"Ow, my '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' ears!"}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"Tell me where you are now, you '''bastard'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"Tell me where you are now, you '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Homerpalooza]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Hullabalooza Employee}}
 +
{{TRs|Pissed|2|}}
 +
{{TB|"There goes Peter Frampton's big yard sale. He's gonna be '''pissed''' off."}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Peter Frampton (character)]]}}
 +
{{TB|"You're damn right I'm gonna be '''pissed''' off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Not '''bloody''' likely."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[June Bellamy]]}}
 
{{TB|[[June Bellamy]]}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
−
{{TB|"Cheap '''bastard'''s.}}
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{{TB|"Cheap '''bastard'''s."}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TRsT|Skank}}
 
{{TRsT|Skank}}
 
{{TRs|"'''Skank'''! '''Skank'''! '''Skank'''!"}}
 
{{TRs|"'''Skank'''! '''Skank'''! '''Skank'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"|2}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"|3}}
 
{{TB|{{Ch|Adam Clayton}}}}
 
{{TB|{{Ch|Adam Clayton}}}}
 
{{TRs|Wanker|2}}
 
{{TRs|Wanker|2}}
 
{{TRs|"'''Wanker'''s."|2}}
 
{{TRs|"'''Wanker'''s."|2}}
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{{TRsT|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}}
+
{{TRsT|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 +
{{TBT|{{Ch|Bono}}}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"What the '''bloody''' hell?"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Krusty]]}}
 +
{{TB|Shit (spelled on [[Krusty's Speak and Say]])}}
 +
{{TB|"S, H, I, uh... I think there's a T in there somewhere"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
−
{{TB|"Homer, you’ve got it set on '''whore'''."}}
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{{TB|"Homer, you've got it set on '''whore'''."}}
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{{TBT|"[[I'm With Cupid]]"}}
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{{TBT|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"|2}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TRs|Skank|2}}
 
{{TB|"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a '''skank'''."}}
 
{{TB|"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a '''skank'''."}}
 
{{TBT|[[Ramrod]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Ramrod]]}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
 
 
{{TB|"Ohh, don't call him '''skank'''."}}
 
{{TB|"Ohh, don't call him '''skank'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
 +
{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Don't shush me, you rich '''bastard'''!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
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{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 
 
{{TB|Wanker}}
 
{{TB|Wanker}}
 
{{TB|"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a '''wanker'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a '''wanker'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
+
{{TB|[[Vicki Valentine]]}}
−
{{TB|"Don't shush me, you rich '''bastard'''!"}}
+
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"Self-dancing shoes? I'm ever so '''pissed'''."}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TB|"Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, 46% say "you're too old", and 37% say "she's a '''skank'''.""}}
 
{{TBT|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|"Like the '''Whore''' of Babylon?"}}
 
{{TB|"Like the '''Whore''' of Babylon?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"I told you, I '''pissed''' it away. Oh, don't make that face."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Seamus]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Seamus]]}}
 
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
 
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
 
{{TB|"Oh, ow, ya '''bastard'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"Oh, ow, ya '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|"Is it my husband's '''whore'''?"}}
 
{{TB|"Is it my husband's '''whore'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Piss}}
 +
{{TB|"How much money did he '''piss''' away on this?"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Keith Richards (character)]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"They're '''bloody''' cardboard."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Audrey McConnell]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Audrey McConnell]]}}
 
{{TB|Slut}}
 
{{TB|Slut}}
 
{{TB|"...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[coughs]'' '''Slut'''."}}
 
{{TB|"...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[coughs]'' '''Slut'''."}}
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{{TRsT|"[[I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can]]"|3}}
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{{TRsT|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"|3}}
 
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TB|"Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total '''wank'''."}}
 
{{TB|"Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total '''wank'''."}}
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{{TRsT|[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]|2}}
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{{TRsT|[[Principal Skinner]]|2}}
 
{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TRs|"If by '''wank''' you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's '''wanking''' time."|2}}
 
{{TRs|"If by '''wank''' you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's '''wanking''' time."|2}}
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{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Piss}}
 
{{TB|Piss}}
−
{{TB|"You don’t wanna '''piss''' off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."}}
+
{{TB|"You don't wanna '''piss''' off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."}}
 
{{TBT|[[Mayor Quimby]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Mayor Quimby]]}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
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{{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}}
 
{{TB|Pissed}}
 
{{TB|Pissed}}
−
{{TB|"This just in, I’m '''pissed''' off."}}
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{{TB|"This just in, I'm '''pissed''' off."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Lisa Simpson]] and [[Janey Powell]]}}
 +
{{TB|Ass}}
 +
{{TB|"And it cut her big fat... '''As'''k me no more questions"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]}}
 
{{TB|Skank}}
 
{{TB|Skank}}
−
{{TB|"It’s hotter than a FOX news weather '''skank'''."}}
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{{TB|"It's hotter than a FOX news weather '''skank'''."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
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{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|''Not fully heard''}}
 
{{TB|''Not fully heard''}}
−
{{TB|"That’s bull-'''[bleep]''', man!"}}
+
{{TB|"That's bull-'''[bleep]''', man!"}}
 
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"I'm...'''bloody''' miserable!!"}}
 
{{TB|"I'm...'''bloody''' miserable!!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"Dream on, '''bitch'''."}}
 
{{TB|"Dream on, '''bitch'''."}}
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{{TBT|Cameraman}}
 
{{TBT|Cameraman}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
−
{{TB|"Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son’s a '''bastard'''."}}
+
{{TB|"Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a '''bastard'''."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Sideshow Mel]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Sideshow Mel]]}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
−
{{TB|"Isn’t your mother a well-known '''whore'''?"}}
+
{{TB|"Isn't your mother a well-known '''whore'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Patty Bouvier]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"Richard Dean Anderson just '''pissed''' off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans."}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Regarding Margie]]"|2}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Regarding Margie]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|Piss}}
 +
{{TB|"Whoa, Marge, who'd you '''piss''' off?"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
−
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"Give back that holiday cheer, you '''bastard'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"Give back that holiday cheer, you '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Declan Desmond]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Homer Simpson...a '''bloody''' millionaire?!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|Whore}}
 
{{TB|"Shut the hell up, you damn ass '''whore'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"Shut the hell up, you damn ass '''whore'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
 +
{{TB|"Out of my way, mystery '''skank'''!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
−
{{TB|{{ch|Alan Moore}}}}
+
{{TB|{{Ch|Alan Moore}}}}
 
{{TB|Bloody}}
 
{{TB|Bloody}}
 
{{TB|"Have you seen what those '''bloody''' corporations do?"}}
 
{{TB|"Have you seen what those '''bloody''' corporations do?"}}
−
{{TBT|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
+
{{TRsT|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"You're pretty feisty for an upper-class '''bitch'''."}}
 
{{TB|"You're pretty feisty for an upper-class '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Johnny Rotten]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bollocks}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Education's Bollocks]]"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whores}}
 +
{{TB|"Flowers. The painted '''whores''' of the plant world."}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"|2}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
 
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
−
{{TB|”Does that mean I’m a '''bastard'''?”}}
+
{{TB|"Does that mean I'm a '''bastard'''?"}}
 
{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
−
{{TB|“Why you little '''bastard'''!”}}
+
{{TB|"Why you little '''bastard'''!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TBT|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
−
{{TB|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger '''bastard''' than ever."}}
 
{{TB|"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger '''bastard''' than ever."}}
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{{TB|"Let's get a '''bitchin'''' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"}}
 
{{TB|"Let's get a '''bitchin'''' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
−
{{TB|[[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Reverend Lovejoy]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"Way to '''bitch''' up the conversation, Helen."}}
 
{{TB|"Way to '''bitch''' up the conversation, Helen."}}
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{{TB|Bitches}}
 
{{TB|Bitches}}
 
{{TB|"Dance, you sons of '''bitches'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"Dance, you sons of '''bitches'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Cragg Demon}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
 +
{{TB|"I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a '''skank'''."}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TB|Frickin'}}
 
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 
{{TB|"If we don't have a '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"}}
 
{{TB|"If we don't have a '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Gordon Ramsay (character)]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Stop your '''bloody''' whinging, Marge."<br>"He stole your '''bloody''' thunder."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
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{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TB|Wank}}
 
{{TB|"So you don't know that season 5 was a complete '''wank'''?"}}
 
{{TB|"So you don't know that season 5 was a complete '''wank'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"Oh man, Marge is '''pissed'''."}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"|2}}
 
{{TRsT|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"|2}}
−
{{TRs|{{ch|Lady Gaga}}|2}}
+
{{TRs|{{Ch|Lady Gaga}}|2}}
 
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 
{{TB|''[singing]'' "Monsters don't need implants or a '''bitchin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' monster car!"}}
 
{{TB|''[singing]'' "Monsters don't need implants or a '''bitchin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' monster car!"}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
−
{{TBT|[[Dark Knight Court]]}}
+
{{TBT|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 
{{TB|Frickin'}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[The Fat In The Hat]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"And you just '''pissed''' off the wrong fat, furry drunk."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 
{{TB|Announcer}}
 
{{TB|Announcer}}
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{{TB|"Also available in "Arctic '''Slut''',""}}  
 
{{TB|"Also available in "Arctic '''Slut''',""}}  
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 
=== [[Season 26]] ===
 
=== [[Season 26]] ===
 
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{{TB|"I say this with love, you disrespectful '''skank'''."}}  
 
{{TB|"I say this with love, you disrespectful '''skank'''."}}  
 
{{TBT|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
−
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
+
{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"Fat '''bastard'''."}}
 
{{TB|"Fat '''bastard'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"You didn't need a '''frickin'''' gift bag, because you just went to a '''frickin'''' party!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
−
{{TBT|[[Puffless]]}}
+
{{TBT|"[[Puffless]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 
{{TB|"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a '''bitchin'''' Pontiac GTO."}}
 
{{TB|"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a '''bitchin'''' Pontiac GTO."}}
−
{{TBT|[[Much Apu About Something]]}}
+
{{TBT|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Krusty]]}}
 +
{{TB|Slut}}
 +
{{TB|"Hit on '''slutty''' crayons"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Jay Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Jay Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"I just '''bitch'''-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."}}
 
{{TB|"I just '''bitch'''-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Professor Frink]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|""He's got a girl?" Give me a '''frickin'''' break."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Ass (written)}}
 +
{{TB|IRA <s>gl</s>ass}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
−
{{TBT|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
+
{{TRsT|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"'''Bastard'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"'''Bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Brendan Beiderbecke]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"'''Bloody''' hell."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Megan Matheson]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Megan Matheson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"And baby Bart was the worst son of a '''bitch''' you could imagine."}}
 
{{TB|"And baby Bart was the worst son of a '''bitch''' you could imagine."}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== [[Season 30]] ===
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 +
{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Lou]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"The sick '''bastard''' licked those walls clean!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"That '''bitch'''."}}
 
{{TB|"That '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Gautama Buddha]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"You couldn't even close Todd '''frickin'''' Flanders!"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}  
 
{{TBT|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}  
 
{{TB|FBI Agent}}
 
{{TB|FBI Agent}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|Bastard}}
 
{{TB|"Come on, you fat '''bastard'''..."}}
 
{{TB|"Come on, you fat '''bastard'''..."}}
−
{{TBT|“[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]}}
+
{{TBT|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
 
{{TB|Gym Instructor}}
 
{{TB|Gym Instructor}}
 
{{TB|Bitches}}
 
{{TB|Bitches}}
 
{{TB|"Come on! I wanna see you '''bitches''' suffer!"}}
 
{{TB|"Come on! I wanna see you '''bitches''' suffer!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"I'll '''frickin'''' do it."}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
 
{{TBT|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
−
{{TB|[[Julio]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Julio Franco]]}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"Way to preach, '''bitch'''."<br>"Oh, relax, '''bitch'''."}}
 
{{TB|"Way to preach, '''bitch'''."<br>"Oh, relax, '''bitch'''."}}
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{{TB|Wanker}}
 
{{TB|Wanker}}
 
{{TB|"How I hate those '''wanker'''s."}}
 
{{TB|"How I hate those '''wanker'''s."}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== [[Season 34]] ===
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 +
{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Game Done Changed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Martin Prince]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"You sick '''bastard'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Goobie-Woo]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"[[That Was Marge, Bitch]]" and "[[That's the End, Bitch]]"}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== [[Season 35]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Ae Bonny Romance]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
 +
{{TB|"I won't let those '''bastards'''--"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 +
{{TB|"You wee '''bastard'''. You ruined my wedding."}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== [[Season 36]] ===
 +
{{Table|
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 +
{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Desperately Seeking Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Gary Chalmers|Gary]], you son of a '''bitch''', I'll kill you!"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 
{{TBT|[[Bargain Bin]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Bargain Bin]]}}
−
{{TB|{{ch|Will Wright}}}}
+
{{TB|{{Ch|Will Wright}}}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|"I'm Will Wright, '''bitch'''!"}}
 
{{TB|"I'm Will Wright, '''bitch'''!"}}
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{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png|175px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png|175px]]}}
−
{{TBT|[[Springfield Civic Center]] marquee}}
+
{{TBT|[[Springfield Community Center|Springfield Civic Center]] marquee}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Springfield Civic Center.png|175px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Springfield Civic Center.png|175px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit}}
 
{{TBT|Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit}}
 
{{TRs|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"|2}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Li'l Bastard General Mischief Kit.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Bitch}}
 
{{TBT|Bitch}}
 
{{TB|[[Nouveau Bitch]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Nouveau Bitch]]}}
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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word Number of times heard/seen First heard
Bastard 40 "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch 30 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Bitches 3 "The Fool Monty"
Bitchin' 7 "Treehouse of Horror"
Bloody 3 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Frickin' 2 "Homer and Apu"
Piss 9 "Homer the Vigilante"
Pissed 8 "Homerpalooza"
Shite 1 "Fraudcast News"
Skank 6 "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Slut 4 "Bart Star"
Wank 3 "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
Wanker 4 "Trash of the Titans"
Wanking 1 "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
Whore 9 "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
Whores 3 "The Way We Was"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror" Bart Simpson Bitchin' "Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes]
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" "Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns]
"Bart the Daredevil" "Bitchin'!" [as Lance Murdock gets attacked by a lion underwater]
"The Way We Was" Jacqueline Bouvier Whores "Ladies pinch, whores use rouge."
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bart Simpson Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Emily Winthrop Bloody "Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!"
"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch "You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Homer Defined" Otto Mann Bitchin' "Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!"
"Bart the Lover" Homer Simpson Various None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"A Streetcar Named Marge" Bart Simpson Bitch "He's such a bitch!"
Chorus Whores "New Orle-ans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores!"
"Marge in Chains" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."

Season 5

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to hell, you old bastard!"
"Homer Goes to College" Homer Simpson "Those bastards."
"Treehouse of Horror IV" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you damn, frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"
"Homer the Vigilante" Grampa Simpson Piss "I'm full of piss and vinegar!"

Season 6

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Sideshow Bob Roberts" "Sideshow Bob Bastard "There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
"Treehouse of Horror V" "Lunchlady Dora Bitch "Don't bitch to me, boss man."
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" "Bart Simpson Bitch "Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in."
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" "Homer Simpson Not fully heard "F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Radioactive Man" Bart Simpson Bitch "George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess."
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Abraham Simpson Bitch "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
"Bart Sells His Soul" Moe Szyslak Frickin' "Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that's too frickin' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your frickin' soda too!"
Todd Flanders "Ow, my frickin' ears!"
"Bart the Fink" Krusty the Clown Bastard "Tell me where you are now, you bastard!"
"Homerpalooza" Hullabalooza Employee Pissed "There goes Peter Frampton's big yard sale. He's gonna be pissed off."
Peter Frampton (character) "You're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."

Season 8

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Mountain of Madness" Mr. Burns Bloody "Not bloody likely."
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" June Bellamy Bastard "Cheap bastards."

Season 9

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Bart Star" Cat Fight Woman #2 Slut "Slut!"
Skank "Skank! Skank! Skank!"
"Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers."
Mr. Burns
Bono Bloody "What the bloody hell?"

Season 10

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Lard of the Dance" Krusty Shit (spelled on Krusty's Speak and Say) "S, H, I, uh... I think there's a T in there somewhere"
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Marge Simpson Whore "Homer, you've got it set on whore."
"I'm with Cupid" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "Well, well, the bitch is back."

Season 11

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod "Ohh, don't call him skank."
"The Mansion Family" Homer Simpson Bastard "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"
"Missionary: Impossible" Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"
"Last Tap Dance in Springfield" Vicki Valentine Pissed "Self-dancing shoes? I'm ever so pissed."

Season 13

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" Kent Brockman Skank "Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, 46% say "you're too old", and 37% say "she's a skank.""
"She of Little Faith" Lisa Simpson Whore "Like the Whore of Babylon?"
"Weekend at Burnsie's" Mr. Burns Pissed "I told you, I pissed it away. Oh, don't make that face."
"I Am Furious (Yellow)" Groundskeeper Seamus Bastard "Oh, ow, ya bastard!"
"The Sweetest Apu" Moe Szyslak "Die, ya bastard."
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon Whore "Is it my husband's whore?"
"The Frying Game" Marge Simpson Piss "How much money did he piss away on this?"

Season 14

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" Keith Richards (character) Bloody "They're bloody cardboard."
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" Audrey McConnell Slut "...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. [coughs] Slut."
"I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" Bart Simpson Wank "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."
Principal Skinner Wank "If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."
Wanking

Season 15

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard "Aw, you miserable bastard."
"The Regina Monologues" Homer Simpson Bitch "See you in Atlanta, bitch!"
"Today I Am a Clown" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "He's an irritable, wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie."
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!"
"The Wandering Juvie" Bart Simpson Skank "Future skank!"
"Bart-Mangled Banner" Marge Simpson Bitch "I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell' this, and 'bitch' that!"
"Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XV" Homer Simpson Piss "You don't wanna piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."
Mayor Quimby Whore "At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk Whore Alley."
"She Used to Be My Girl" Kent Brockman Pissed "This just in, I'm pissed off."
"Fat Man and Little Boy" Lisa Simpson and Janey Powell Ass "And it cut her big fat... Ask me no more questions"
"Midnight Rx" Ned Flanders Skank "It's hotter than a FOX news weather skank."
"Mommie Beerest" Moe Szyslak Bitch "Know-it-all bitch." [as he swears under his breath]
"There's Something About Marrying" FOX woman Skank "If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1."
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" "St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)" Wanker "Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little" Alexander Graham Bell Bitch "Read the patent number, bitch!"
Homer Simpson Not fully heard "That's bull-[bleep], man!"
Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!"
"The Italian Bob" Woman Whore "This-a means "whore!""
"My Fair Laddy" Coach Krupt Bitch "Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son."
Groundskeeper Willie Bloody "I'm...bloody miserable!!"
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch."
"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" Charles Heathbar Bitch "He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."
Cameraman Bastard "Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard."
"Million-Dollar Abie" Sideshow Mel Whore "Isn't your mother a well-known whore?"
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore" Patty Bouvier Pissed "Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans."
"Regarding Margie" Marge Simpson Bitch "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
Ned Flanders Whore "Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore?"

Season 18

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Moe'N'a Lisa" Homer Simpson Piss "Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?"
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"
"Springfield Up" Declan Desmond Bloody "Homer Simpson...a bloody millionaire?!"

Season 19

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Midnight Towboy" Bart Simpson Whore "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!"
"Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Homer Simpson Skank "Out of my way, mystery skank!"
"Husbands and Knives" Alan Moore Bloody "Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"
"Love, Springfieldian Style" Homer Simpson Bitch "You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch."
Johnny Rotten Bollocks "Education's Bollocks"

Season 20

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Burns and the Bees" Homer Simpson Whores "Flowers. The painted whores of the plant world."
"Wedding for Disaster" Bart Simpson Bastard "Does that mean I'm a bastard?"
Homer Simpson "Why you little bastard!"

Season 21

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil with Love" Megan Bitchin' "Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Moe Letter Blues" Reverend Lovejoy Bitch "Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen."
"Judge Me Tender" Ralph Wiggum Unknown Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Loan-a Lisa" Chris Hansen (character) Whore "I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Credit Whore."
"The Fool Monty" Chazz Busby Bitches "Dance, you sons of bitches!"
"The Great Simpsina" Cragg Demon Skank "I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a skank."

Season 23

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman" Wayne Slater Bastard "Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Jimbo Jones Bitches "You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII" Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian) Bitchin' "Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver Bastard "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You" Howard, Jr. Frickin' "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Food Wife" Gordon Ramsay (character) Bloody "Stop your bloody whinging, Marge."
"He stole your bloody thunder."
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Krusty the Clown Bitch "If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises" Man driving car Bastard "Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother" Homer Simpson Bitch "Karma's a bitch, karma!"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" Lenny Wank "So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?"
"The Spy Who Learned Me" Homer Simpson Pissed "Oh man, Marge is pissed."
"Lisa Goes Gaga" Lady Gaga Bitchin' [singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!"
Bastard "Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Dark Knight Court" Homer Simpson Frickin' "It's so frickin' boring."

Season 25

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" The Fat In The Hat Pissed "And you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk."
"Steal This Episode" Announcer Slut "Also available in "Arctic Slut,""

Season 26

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Clown in the Dumps" Krusty the Clown Skank "I say this with love, you disrespectful skank."
"Walking Big & Tall" Homer Simpson Bastard "Fat bastard."
"Let's Go Fly a Coot" Frickin' "You didn't need a frickin' gift bag, because you just went to a frickin' party!"

Season 27

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Puffless" Homer Simpson Bitchin' "Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO."
"Halloween of Horror" Krusty Slut "Hit on slutty crayons"
"Much Apu About Something" Jay Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "I just bitch-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" Professor Frink Frickin' ""He's got a girl?" Give me a frickin' break."
"Gal of Constant Sorrow" Bart Simpson Ass (written) IRA glass

Season 28

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart" Bart Simpson Piss "Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Season 29

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Haw-Haw Land" Kearney Zzyzwicz Bastard "Bastard!"
Brendan Beiderbecke Bloody "Bloody hell."
"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" Megan Matheson Bitch "You smug son of a bitch!"
"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Homer Simpson Bitch "And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine."

Season 30

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Woo-Hoo Dunnit?" Lou Bastard "The sick bastard licked those walls clean!"

Season 31

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Thanksgiving of Horror" Kitchen A.I. Bitch "That bitch."
"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" Gautama Buddha Frickin' "You couldn't even close Todd frickin' Flanders!"
"Highway to Well" FBI Agent Bastard "Come on, you fat bastard..."
"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby" Gym Instructor Bitches "Come on! I wanna see you bitches suffer!"
"Warrin' Priests: Part One" Moe Szyslak Frickin' "I'll frickin' do it."
"Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Julio Franco Bitch "Way to preach, bitch."
"Oh, relax, bitch."

Season 32

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Road to Cincinnati" Principal Skinner Bitch "Fire me?! You bald-pated son of a bitch."
"Sorry Not Sorry" Groundskeeper Willie Wanker "How I hate those wankers."

Season 34

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Game Done Changed" Martin Prince Bastard "You sick bastard."
"Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" Goobie-Woo Bitch "That Was Marge, Bitch" and "That's the End, Bitch"

Season 35

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Ae Bonny Romance" Bart Simpson Bastard "I won't let those bastards--"
Groundskeeper Willie "You wee bastard. You ruined my wedding."

Season 36

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Desperately Seeking Lisa" Lunchlady Dora Bitch "Gary, you son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name Character Word Sentence
Bargain Bin Will Wright Bitch "I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word Name Episode name Image
Bastard Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png
Springfield Civic Center marquee "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Springfield Civic Center.png
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit "The Joy of Sect" Li'l Bastard General Mischief Kit.png
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit.png
Bitch Nouveau Bitch "The D'oh-cial Network" Nouveau Bitch, Cold Navy, Markups & Spender, Nothing Under A Thousand.png
Pissed First Church of Springfield marquee "Special Edna" Special Edna Marquee.png

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