The Regina Monologues/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
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Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
Lisa: No, it doesn't.
Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Squeaky-voiced English teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
Homer: Fish? I dunno... I'm not really a vegetarian.
Squeaky voiced English teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
Squeaky voiced English teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
Squeaky voiced English teen: Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!

Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I... Owww!
Lisa: Put out the fire first!

Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!

Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?

Homer: [After meeting Tony Blair] Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!

Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa: Yes...
Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV • My Mother the Carjacker • The President Wore Pearls • The Regina Monologues • The Fat and the Furriest • Today I Am a Clown • 'Tis the Fifteenth Season • Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays • I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot • Diatribe of a Mad Housewife • Margical History Tour • Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore • Smart and Smarter • The Ziff Who Came to Dinner • Co-Dependent's Day • The Wandering Juvie • My Big Fat Geek Wedding • Catch 'Em If You Can • Simple Simpson • The Way We Weren't • Bart-Mangled Banner • Fraudcast News