'Tis the Fifteenth Season/Quotes

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	Season 15 Episode Quotes
← 319 "Today I Am a Clown"	320 "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"	"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" 321 →

Rod: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?

Ned: Maybe just a little bit.

Rod: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.

Ned: One problem at a time, boy.

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Krusty the Clown: Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.

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Carl: Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy. [he hands Homer a DVD player]

Homer: Oh, my god! A DVD player!

Carl: And the first season of Magnum P.I. [he shows him the DVD boxsets], with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.

Homer: Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.

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Treehouse of Horror XIV • My Mother the Carjacker • The President Wore Pearls • The Regina Monologues • The Fat and the Furriest • Today I Am a Clown • 'Tis the Fifteenth Season • Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays • I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot • Diatribe of a Mad Housewife • Margical History Tour • Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore • Smart and Smarter • The Ziff Who Came to Dinner • Co-Dependent's Day • The Wandering Juvie • My Big Fat Geek Wedding • Catch 'Em If You Can • Simple Simpson • The Way We Weren't • Bart-Mangled Banner • Fraudcast News