| Staking a Claim
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Staking a Claim is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update. It requires Lord Montgomery to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lord Montgomery's exclamation mark
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*shudders* What is that foul smell?
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Sorry. I'm microwaving my socks and underwear. Feels great on cold days!
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Micro...what?
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Oh, are you one of those characters from another time period?
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I'm not sure. All I know is that I am rich and above the fray of the common man. What is this place?
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It's the Lard Lad donut shop — a place where commoners congregate for donuts that commoners love.
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I see. So if I were to procure these "donuts", commoners would do anything I asked?
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Without question.
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*tastes donut* Jelly-filled? ...Glorious!
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Task: "Make Lord Montgomery Procure Donuts". The job takes place at Lard Lad Donuts, First Church of Lard Lad, New Lard Lad, Retro Lard Lad, Lard Lad Donut Factory, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Follow Lord Montgomery". The job takes place at Lard Lad Donuts, First Church of Lard Lad, New Lard Lad, Retro Lard Lad, Lard Lad Donut Factory, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lord Montgomery's exclamation mark
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*eating donuts* So how can I help?
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You can start by not chewing with your mouth open.
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That's gonna be a toughie.
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At any rate...despite how repulsive this kingdom is, I've decided to claim it. Now start putting up these bills for me.
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"Mine"! "Mine"! "Mine-Mine-Mine"! You know, putting up signs that say "Mine" won't make it yours.
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I've never heard such poppycock! What kind of monarchy is this?
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What's a monarchy?
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*groans* It's good to see education isn't valued in this kingdom. Ruling idiots is so much easier. Now put up those signs.
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Task: "Make Lord Montgomery Claim Everything". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Help Lord Montgomery". The job takes place at the Human Power Plant and takes 4 hours.
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Citizens are not respecting my "Mine" signs!
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Flanders tried putting signs on his stuff too, but jerks still take it. *whispers* The jerk is me.
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Then how do your wealthy lay claim over their land?
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We use real estate agents who take 6% for having an open house where they bake chocolate chip cookies and get young couples over-their-heads in debt.
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Then I'll need one of these real estate agents.
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And I call first dibs on the cookies!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lord Montgomery's exclamation mark
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I'm looking for something called a "real estate agent".
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I'm one of those. How can I help?
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I would like to claim this Springfield kingdom for myself.
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"Kingdom?" It sounds like you want to buy the entire town, but I'm afraid that's not possible—
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I'm sorry. Before you answer, would you mind terribly if I took a quick bath?
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I've heard of my clients taking a bath on the money pits I sell them but not this!
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Task: "ake Lord Montgomery Take a Gold Bath". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Be Shocked". The job takes place at the First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield, Snow Bank, Bank, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You take your baths in gold and jewels?
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It's luxurious...as long as the coins and jewels don't get lost amongst my naughty parts.
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Someday I'd like to try that!
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You've never filled your castle with rubies and diamonds and swam through them? Perhaps if you help me, I could make that happen for you.
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I think we might be able to work something out.
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Stupendous! Here. Have an emerald.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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