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Dress to Distress
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: A Warmfyre Welcome
Required characters: Melric
Optional characters: Database, Report Card, Cosine Tangent, Magnesium Man
Internal name(s): DressToDistress
ID(s): 265044 - 265046


Dress to Distress is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update. It requires Melric to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark
Database - Surprised Whoa, your costume is magnificent.
Melric - Confused Costume? I know not what you speak. This is authentic adventurer attire.
Cosine Tangent Oh, we thought you were here for the comic convention.
Report Card You would have won first prize for sure.
Melric - Annoyed How dare you?! I am the renowned Melric, wielder of the magic sword of—
Melric - Confused Wait...did you say prize?
Database Yeah. Best costume wins.
Melric - Confused And what exactly is the reward?
Cosine Tangent - Happy It's always a surprise. And it's always wonderful!
Melric - Happy Then of course, I AM here for the convention.
Task: "Make Melric Pose for Pictures". The job takes 4 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Ogle Melric's Costume". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Report Card is owned: Task: "Make Report Card Ogle Melric's Costume". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Cosine Tangent is owned: Task: "Make Cosine Tangent Ogle Melric's Costume". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Melric - Annoyed Be careful, there are foul creatures afoot.
Cosine Tangent You mean those cellphones you just smashed?
Melric - Annoyed I know not their name, but 'tis good to give evil a moniker. Lest we allow it to enter our hearts without realization.
Database This guy gets into character and he stays there.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark
Melric - Confused What does one do at a convention?
Report Card - Happy One attends panels and stands in a long line for a microphone to ask a question!
Database - Happy Don't forget playfighting. I cast lightning bolts!
Melric - Surprised Egads! This ne'er-do-well summons black magic. *hits Database*
Database - Sad Ow. You broke my armor. It took my Mom's whole dishwasher box to make that!
Cosine Tangent Look! Even more people are joining the action. Are the Superfriends ready for battle?
Melric - Annoyed Rally to me, friends who are super. I shall smite thine enemies down!
Task: "Make Melric Playfight". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cosine Tangent is owned: Task: "Make Cosine Tangent Rally the Superfriends". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Report Card is owned: Task: "Make Report Card Watch the Action". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Try to Fix His Armor". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Cosine Tangent - Annoyed You DO know this is pretend fighting, right? Please stop destroying everyone's costumes.
Melric - Annoyed And allow the enemy to regroup? I shan't give them the satisfaction!
Report Card - Annoyed I think the bone in his head has affected the sane part of his brain.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy It is now time to reveal the winner of this year's "best costume".
Melric - Happy I'm sure it will be me.
Database - Annoyed Probably because you've destroyed everyone else's costumes.
Comic Book Guy And the winner is...Magnesium Man!
Magnesium Man - Happy *waves to crowd* Thank you. Thank you all!
Melric - Annoyed You've robbed me of MY prize!
Magnesium Man - Confused Easy, fella. We're all just here to have fun.
Melric - Annoyed My fun will be taking your life!
Task: "Make Melric Battle Magnesium Man". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Magnesium Man is owned: Task: "Make Magnesium Man Kick Melric's Butt". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Melric - Beaten For a costumed commoner you're stronger than you look.
Database - Happy Wait...he's the REAL Magnesium Man?! What are you doing at a crummy convention like this?
Magnesium Man Court order. This counts as community service.
Magnesium Man I wanted to say that I'm giving my prize away. How about you?
Database - Surprised You mean it?
Magnesium Man Sure. You've had a bit of a rough day. Enjoy some karma.
Melric - Beaten What about me? Where's my karma?
Magnesium Man - Annoyed Here's yours. *punches Melric*
Melric - Beaten I never guessed there could be good and bad karma.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20