Phoning It In

Phoning It In

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: A Warmfyre Welcome Required characters: Bart, Martin, Milhouse, Homer Optional characters: Nelson, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): PhoningItIn ID(s): 265001 - 265006 Previous quest(s): Game On Next quest(s): Spelling Disaster

Phoning It In is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Game On A quick recap — you've pillaged the local village. You've extorted all the craftsmen for gold... Don't forget the travelers we robbed. Now that you've stuffed your pockets with gold, shall we pursue the primary quest — defeating the evil dragon? *phone chimes* My phone finally finished downloading the update! Mine too! Smell ya later, nerds. But what of our adventure here? It's over, dude. Now we can play more mature games on our phones. Except for Milhouse. That "Happy Little Elves" game you're playing is for babies. But it's for BIG babies! Task: "Collect Dice" (x115). Task: "Make Bart Go Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Go Home". The job takes place at the Muntz House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martin Pack Up". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Play the "Happy Little Elves" Game". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Serfson's Mailbox

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 What the heck?! My phone is downloading another update?! Your phone is four versions old! You'll be updating forever. So you've got time to do some chores around the house. Actually, Mom... I'm late for a game of Vaults and Vandals with my friends. Vaults and Vandals? That's a nerd game! Yeah, but there's a kid at school who doesn't have any friends. I thought it would be nice to play with him. That's sooo sweet. Sweet like a fox. *handing Homer a broom* And your game can be doing Bart's chores. D'oh! Task: "Collect Dice" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Round Up the Gang". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Do Bart's Chores". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. So why are we all playing Vaults and Vandals again? Because I have housework waiting for me at home. I'm here for pleasant company with my good friends. I got your "pleasant company". *punches Milhouse* Ow! Good friends. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Banana Monarchy

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Ready to continue our Vaults and Vandals adventure, gentlemen? Who shall assume the Vault Master role today? No one else knows the game, so you're it. Surely you jest! I've a twelfth-level wizard itching for action. Either you do it or we all walk, dingus. Nelson, you've played Vaults and Vandals, so you might be considered a dingus too. Try calling me dingus again...without teeth! Please, I'll accept your terms. Now let's resume our adventure in the magical Kingdom of Springfieldia. And before we begin, let's all put our hands together and sing a friendship song. *punches Milhouse* Ow! We can skip the song. Task: "Collect Dice" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Resume Playing Vaults and Vandals". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Resume Playing Vaults and Vandals". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martin Resume Playing Vaults and Vandals". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Resume Playing Vaults and Vandals". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. You make your way to the local tavern. What's your first action? Drink some grog! But the barkeep tells you they have none — they've been raided by bandits. Lousy bandits! I'll ask the bartender to point me to the bandits' lair. He gives you the direction they traveled when they left. So you should all follow their tracks! Hold up. If we muscle these bandits to get the grog back, what's in it for us? All the grog you can drink. Oh right. Let's roll. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 You dispatched that bandit camp quite easily. I have to admit, being able to punch your way through every problem in this game is cool. I liked the part where you made all the bad guys march home in their underwear. That's straight outta MY playbook. So, same time tomorrow everyone? I'm not much for planning my tomorrows. How 'bout anytime our phones have a new update we meet up to play? *phone chimes* ...and there's another update. I'll get the maps and dice back out! Task: "Collect Dice" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Download Another Update". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Enjoy Not Being Punched". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martin Set the Game Back Up". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Secretly Have Fun". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. A magical portal with glimmering gems and a mountain of gold now stands before you. Whoa! That's some real Mr. Burns-level jingle! You are instantly teleported through the portal and into a world of wealth beyond your wildest imagination. We're eating steak tartare tonight! However, when you turn around, you see the mighty Dragon of Springfieldia preparing to burn you and your companions to a crisp. He better not burn my tartare! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Victarion's Secret

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 We're about to become dragon toast! Don't worry, fellas. I've got just the thing to handle dragons. *pulls out a V&V supplement* Just what have you procured? Explain! It's a special V&V spellbook I bought with a super rare spell that I've been saving for a special occasion! It's got the official logo, so it's technically within the rules of the game. I'll allow it. Hiding my lunch money from the bullies for a month paid off! Task: "Collect Dice" (x195). Task: "Make Bart Hide Behind Milhouse". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Punch Bart". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martin Allow the Spell to be Used". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Cast a Super Rare Spell". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. *ground shaking* What's happening?! It's the spell cast by Milhouse! How'd you do that, dingus?! If I told you, everyone would be as cool as me. Besides, it's only a tiny earthquake. And it brought to life that wizard standing behind us! What's going on here? Egads! It's the head of the Wizard's School from the Kingdom of Springfieldia! Now I remember! You idiots opened a portal between our two worlds. But how? We were playing this game called Vaults and Vandals. Cease your game play at once! There are dangerous elements in Springfieldia that should never be pulled into your world! And some great ones like this giant pile of gold! Okay, gold, sure. But also know there are many dangers within my world. Now put the dice down! And miss out on more treasure? No way! *rolls dice* Fine. When an ogre bites your head off, don't come running to me. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Sorcerer Chalmers

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Raid Comic Stores for Dice Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Comic Book Guy 4h Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, Brown House 5, 45 Procure Some Vintage Dice Melric Melric's Melnibones 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Warmfyre Welcome quests
Game On • Phoning It In • Tip of the Iceberg • Expanding One's Horizons • Here Be Dragons • Spelling Disaster
Sorcerer Chalmers	Law and Transformer
Duff Knight	Joust Do It
Lord Montgomery	Staking a Claim
King Quimby	A Royal Pain
Goblin Milhouse	My Brother's Creeper
Icewalker	On Thin Ice
Melric	Dress to Distress
Orc Willie	Whip It Good