| Joust Do It
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Joust Do It is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update. It requires Duff Knight to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
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Duff Knight is here to joust and drink ale. Not necessarily in that order!
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What noble family do you joust for?
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Duff Knight is competing for the Buff Duffs, my lord.
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Never heard of them.
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We're European, sire — shorter arenas but longer jousting poles.
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Very well, you're up next.
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Buff Duffs in action! Oh yeah! *thrusts hips*
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Ugh. Just get on your steed, please.
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Task: "Make Duff Knight Prepare to Joust". The job takes 4 hours.
If Shadow Knight is owned: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Win by Default". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I declare Shadow Knight the winner of this jousting match. Here are your winnings.
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Yes! Microtransaction cosmetics, here I come!
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But what about the match, your grace? Duff Knight never even battled!
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You forfeited. You and your horse were so busy galivanting, you never made it to the jousting arena.
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Duff Knight and his horse do get distracted sometimes.
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I never knew a horse could do hip thrusts like that.
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They can! *thrusts hips* Oh, yeah!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
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Duff Knight needed those winnings to pay for new armor. What is he going to do now?
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You could try again. There's another tournament tomorrow.
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There is? Then Duff Knight's noble quest isn't foiled yet!
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If you thought Duff Knight was going to go off quietly, you've got another think coming! Biggest "oh, yeah" ever! *many hip thrusts*
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Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned another tournament.
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Task: "Make Duff Knight Go Questing for Ale". The job takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Shake His Head". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
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I see the "noble" Duff Knight graces us with his presence again. Oh, yeah!
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Um... I do the "Oh, yeahs", King.
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Whatever. Let's just get this over, shall we?
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When I'm done with you, that horse is going to have to carry you home.
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Duff Knight's horse always carries him home. That's what horses do.
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Yeah... That sounded better when I said it in my head. Anyway...enough talk, you're going down!
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Task: "Make Duff Knight Joust Against Shadow Knight". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Shadow Knight is owned: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Joust Against Duff Knight". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I have a lot of gold riding on this match. Focus, Shadow Knight!
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It's just so hard to concentrate with all Duff Knight's pelvic gyrations!
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Drink in the intoxicating movement of my hip thrusts... Oh yeah! *continues pelvic gyrations*
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It's too mesmerizing! *falls off horse*
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Buff Duffs have the right stuff!
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I decree Duff Knight the winner of this contest. Here are your winnings, noble knight.
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Winner, winner! A roast turkey dinner?! *pelvic gyrations*
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*drumstick gyrations*
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Oh, yeah!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "Just Do It", a trademark of shoe company Nike.
