| My Kingdom for a Daughter
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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My Kingdom for a Daughter is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Princess Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark
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Hmm, perhaps today I'll visit my friends in the Cookie Kingdom. I must catch up with the badgers and the narwhals to see how they're doing.
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Homer Simpson? I didn't realize you were still keeping this up after the Drag Race last year.
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I'm sorry?
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I just LOVE this new look. It's so 1950s-early-animation-era-chic.
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Puh-lease. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in that dress.
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Oh, you think your dress is better? Well, can your dress do THIS?!
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Are we still waiting?
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My wand is a bit shy right now. I swear this has never happened before.
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It's probably because I already granted wishes three times today.
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Task: "Make Princess Homer Change Clothes With Magic". The job takes 4 hours.
If Pride Homer is owned: Task: "Make Pride Homer Show Off on the Catwalk". The job takes place at Draggle Rock or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Love Every Minute of It". The job takes place at Draggle Rock or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You girls are fantastic! But I feel like I'm missing out. Gimme just a minute to run home and change into my Mysterious Waylon outfit.
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Wait, that was you?!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark
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Well, I really should be going now. Much to do in the life of a storybook princess.
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This is just the best darn day of my life. I've always wanted a daughter.
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Oh, no, you must be mistaken. I'm not—
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I can't believe you'd say that, Father. You never treated me like your daughter.
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Maury said the test was inconclusive!
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If Abbey is owned: Task: "Make Abbey Demand Another Paternity Test". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Play the Maury Tape". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Princess Homer Try to Stay Out of Family Drama". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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The DNA test and the studio audience reaction prove that I'm your daughter!
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Fake boos!
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Look, I only have room for one daughter in my busy life. I'll have to choose between the two of you.
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Not it.
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I believe you meant the three of us. And before you choose, let me just remind you that I have delicious oranges I'm willing to share.
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And let me remind you that I am actually your daughter.
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Girls, girls. Don't fight. You're all pretty, in a Homerish way.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark
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This has been fun, but I really must be leaving.
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Not before the talent competition! How else will we determine which of you three will be my one and only daughter and inherit my vast riches?
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I can eat a dozen donuts in three minutes — and turn the box into a couture carryall that takes ten pounds off my weight!
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I can bake a Yorkshire pudding that makes the desserts on the Great British Baking Show look like they belong on Antiques Roadshow! And drive on the left side of the road!
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And what about you, Princess? I'm guessing you can talk to birds?
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I can make a gingerbread house appear with a wave of my wand — and disappear with a wave of my fork.
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Task: "Make Princess Homer Commune With the Birds". The job takes 12 hours.
If Pride Homer is owned: Task: "Make Pride Homer Eat a Dozen Donuts in Three Minutes". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours.
If Abbey is owned: Task: "Make Abbey Eat Seven Beef Wellingtons in Four Minutes". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Judge the Competition". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours.
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Grampa, this is preposterous. You don't have any riches and none of these ladies are your daughters. Some of them aren't even ladies, DAD.
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*gasp* Abbey's your dad?
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No riches? I'm out of here!
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Me too!
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Aww...
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Looks like it's just me.
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Ah, fine.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the line "my kingdom for a horse" from the William Shakespeare play Richard III.
